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Joined 12-31-12, id: 891386, Profile Updated: 01-05-13
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Fable.

I have a masters in cichlid psychology
platinum sapphire frame gold plated degree
with a bachelors in comparative pornography

My extra-ordaniary abilities include (but are not limited to):
more heads than a neurologist
more arms than terrorists
more thumbs than a Gonzo fist
more anuses than the House of Representatives

I excel most in the art of failure my charms are a drunken sailor and the odor about the same
I'm professionally mediocre a low income power broker and I'm all outa spare change

I huff lapis-lazuli from paper bags it centers my chakra and keeps the flies at bay

In One-Hundred Words by IanPeriwinkle reviews
Different stories of one-hundred words exactly. Genres will vary, as will ratings from chapter to chapter. Going with T to be safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
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Amputee reviews
Amputee is an attention-deficit satire in five acts. Davey wakes to find a finger missing. Mary walks vainly on the extreme. Fumie is strange. Mona is about to break. Things happen or don't. DISEMBODIED VOICE: Amputee is rated T for harsh language, cosmetic surgery, confusion, and floor urination. Understanding sold separately.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Legend of the Golden Ram
A modernized fable of a boat that floats on air. Inspired by myths, comics, and Gulliver's Travels. (Conceived as textual portions of a comic book. In the comic the floating ship becomes a famous restaurant owned by Demeter. After she s thrown in jail for parking violations her jaded daughter, Artemis, must save her. ARTIST NEEDED: contact if interested.)
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Published: 4/8/2013