What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!

A jealous king. A bitter soldier. A ruthless queen. In the battle to rule a kingdom, one of them must die. (Complete but removed)

Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?

If you're so sure of yourself," Ro smirked. "How about a wager of sorts? I dare you to love me. Loser falls in love. Winner walks away... No strings attached." Well, as a rockstar, how can Tristan ignore such a challenge? Let the games begin...

Hey Kerrie?" he inquired curiously,"What's this thing between my legs .God. Somehow I just knew getting a Merboy back to the water was going to be exhausting. UNDER REVISION.

What are you doing? This is the old draft, you crazy nut-so! Go read the new one, which hopefully doesn't suck as much as this one did.

As a result of a war I had no knowledge of: I'm permanently bonded to a mysterious albeit reluctant dragon lord. The contract we sealed in blood demands I give him something of equal worth for his protection.

. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

How long has it been since you truly had to fight to survive? What would you do to ensure you lived to see tomorrow? In a world populated by the dead, what will humanity do to live?

Get accepted to a college and everyone is happy: her boyfriend and parents. But Persephone Smoke doesn't have the exact necessities to go to college. She sells her soul to Hades, the God of the Underworld for wisdom. But he crave for more.

It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.

Or, how to write a sex scene in fanfiction

Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!

"You killed Elvis."

COMPLETE! When a powerful and handsome supernatural being decides to take an interest in your life, you'd be super happy, right? Wrong. He's decided to make my life a living hell. Would this be a bad time to say that I'm falling for him? Woops. *Nominated for Most Creative Plot SKoW round 12*

Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.

When you kiss a stranger on New Year's Eve and he steals your gum, it won't matter because you'll never see him again, right? Unless he's the newest student at your school and he won't leave you alone, no matter how much you try to deter him...CH 20 up.

Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.

Poetry analysis of the poem by Sojourner Truth which influenced many African-American women during oppressing times.

In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.

I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*

He wrote her terribly romantic letters. The young doctor. He kept his pages clean, and white, and only his handwriting worsens, only the tremors that creep into his hands betray him. And then the words.

That son of a bitch dumped me and then went straight to the most popular girl to date during our freshmen year. Now we're seniors, and I still haven't been able to get a date. Apparently, HE scared all the guys away. WTF? He dumped me didn't he?

A secret shared is the worst kind of weapon.

Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.

So your hot math teacher has a spaceship hidden in his basement. Oh, and he's a wanted criminal and you ended getting kidnapped by aliens. A little freaking out might be on order. Unless you're Jakob. Then it's the best thing that ever happened to you

-ONESHOT- Is Leila anorexic or isn't she? It's just a matter of definition.

He was arrogant and heartless, had everything and wanted nothing. Just like his bitter father. She was just an 18-year-old girl, who had just lost everything and now had the job to work for them as a maid. The only rule? Don't fall for him.

..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!

As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.

This is a dark, dark one-shot in memory of Jang Ja-Yeon & countless other hopeful actresses who took their lives too early. There is CUSSING, and very MATURE content up ahead.

darling, we are all adrenaline and paper cuts and raw electricity shudder-craving solar eclipses. stand here on the precipice of insanity and fall with me.

So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.

COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.

Think you've got a good story but no one's reading them? Here's a list of reasons why.

Complete -- Jakil LeMae arrives at Alyrrawood University, the prestigious school for mages, werecreatures, vampires and faeries. Homoerotic fantasy.

“One day you'll miss me like I missed you. One day you'll cry for me like I cried for you, and one day you'll love me and I won't love you.”-Anonymous

Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.

Lizzie arrives in England during WW2 and is sent to Pendleton Hall army base, where she meets the enigmatic Major Trescothick. But what secrets is she harbouring from her past in Germany?

The tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.

All Cynthia's logical detachment can't keep her from being drawn into Zachary's web of weirdness. T for language and disturbing images.

But just when everyone takes a last, shuddering breath, she returns again, budding, twinkling with dew, blooming…

A buck fifty. A cut across your face, closed with one hundred fifty stitches. He had the scar, but it hadn't been what scared her. The devil shown behind his black eyes.

-FLASH FICTION- You were an ugly baby. I want you to know that.

June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...

An analytical view of courage in The Kite Runner by Khalid Abdalla. It's a great piece of modern world literature; definitely worth a read.

She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.

He's the greatest thief in the high Sahara, and he makes his living stealing from the royal family. A glittering new necklace has caught his attention, and the only thing that stands between him and his new prize is the Princess it was made for.

[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

When floodwaters rise out of control, Kate's school is cut off from the rest of the world. Within 24 hours a teacher is dead, and amid panic and hysteria, the remaining pupils must fight to survive. WARNING: Rated teen but quite a dark story.

This is just a heap of short poems, if you can come up with a better title then tell me. You don't have to review, you can just read. ;) New Chapters!

COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.

Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//

There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.

One Shot - When Elizabeth Teagan died, she expected to go to Heaven. Instead Saint Peter took one look at her and handed over his own job, leaving her alone as he walked through the gates he had guarded throughout time. Now it was her turn.

How can I keep this love alive when, all the flowers bloom and die?

After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?

What happens when a demon becomes obsessed with a human? What lengths would he go through to make her his? How far would he chase her?

A young girl begins to experience the terror of Stigmata, and a whole new world is revealed, complete with demons after her soul. Contains dark religious content. FINISHED!

A non-explicit how-to tutorial of of sexual encounters.

Eliza remembers no other life beyond the cage she has been imprisoned in. Kidnapped by a vampire yearning for companionship, her beautiful voice may be the only thing to keep her alive.

This is a collection of silly poems about stuff on Fanfiction.net, like reviewing, missing stories, and many other themes! This is my longest running and most successful item on ff.net, and I'm open to ideas! :) 23 Chapters so far! Please R&R!

Thoughts on gender, and lack thereof. Rated for sexual, and homosexual themes. Please read and review!

An essay I wrote about why I believe homosexuals should be allowed to get married. DO NOT FLAME ME FOR MY OPINIONS. If you disagree, feel free to do so in a civil manner.

I don't know how to describe this one.

Two friends. One suicidal. What happens when the only thing standing between your friend and their death is you and you are the only force left to convince them to stay alive? [One shot.]

A collage of advice from parents, friends, teachers, enemies, birds and rabbits that I butchered, sifted and strung together. Complete and utter Randomness