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Joined 01-05-13, id: 892625, Profile Updated: 03-08-14
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, and Humor.

Hello! I am SandyJPhoenix! Welcome to my profile!

Fave books: Fire and Hemlock by Diana Wynne Jones - it is SO AMAZING! And the Swallows and Amazons series!

Also the Pegasus series, His Dark Materials, and Companions Quartet.

And Lord of the Rings.

And I recently read Shipwrecked by Siobhan Curham which I totally loved!

I also just discovered the Rizolli and Isles series by Tess Gerritsen and they are amazing!

Fave authors - Diana Wynne Jones, Arthur Ransome, and Julia Golding (who I've met!) And now Tess Gerritsen too.

Likes: I LOVE horses - I ride once a fortnight but help out at my yard every week. Also pasta, obviously reading and writing, maths and chemistry:)

Dislikes: Baked beans! (yes, I know I'm weird!)

And a phrase that sums me and my friend impossible hazelnut up perfectly: "We're not just nuts; we're hazelnuts!" (which kind of explains her user name!)

Some other fave quotes:

"Somewhere in time's own space,

There must be some sweet-pastured place,

Where creaks sing on, and tall trees grow,

Some paradise where horses go." - I'm not entirely sure who wrote this actually, but I'll try to find out! Update: I found out! Stanley Harrison wrote it!

“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl

"Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed!" - Skulduggery Pleasant - I think this sums up my life pretty well ;D

I hope you enjoy my stories!

I have a FanFiction account under the same name!

Sandy :D

I promise not to do this often, but these are good ones!! ;)

If you realize that copying/pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you ever imagine living in a world that you wrote about, post this on your profile! :D

If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. (Who wants anything else?)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy/paste this onto your profile. (Of course, no hints at Emily from the Pegasus series!!!)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on a book character, copy/paste this to your profile. (Paelen from the Pegasus series. Sadly, in the latest book, he admits his love for the heroine, Emily, so now I'm fictionally heartbroken!)

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An Incomplete History of Chloe Anderson by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
Chloe was dying, and she had a secret she'd never told anyone. And if someone deserved to know, it was her best friend Jasmine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/2
Operation Firefly by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
A story about two sisters called Borealis and Aurora, who meet a strange boy from another universe. It changes their lives for ever, as they find themselves in an adventure that will take them to the other side of the Multiverse... :)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/25/2013
90 Miles to Cuba by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
Scarlet and her family return to their holiday home in Florida for the first time since her father died. Louise investigates a disappearance while she tries to forget her past. Morgan lets the girl he loves drag him into her life of crime, while they are unaware of what is really happening.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/26/2013
The Pregnancy Project by myheart4you reviews
I never really understood what the big deal of teen pregnancy was. You know, "it'll ruin your life" or something. But I didn't think so. So, for a class project, I got pregnant on purpose. I had it all planned out. I was going to find out what people at school thought of me, have the baby, give it up for adoption, and then present the project and get an A. Things aren't that easy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,608 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/2/2013
A Momentary Lapse In Judgement by PanicLeigon reviews
The poem summarizes itself. This was my Valentine's piece on DA. I wanted to go "out of the traditional loop" so to speak. Only one post for today until I can upload images. New account.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11 - Complete
Nightmares by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
A boy called Theodore runs away with his best friend to fight against the evil force slowly overtaking the world. But it isn't as straightforward as that - they will meet many obstacles along the way.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
What You Don't Know Can Kill You by Whytnee Wyatt reviews
Whytnee Wyatt has no memory of the violent acts she committed three years ago. Claire Masterson is still trying to get over the death of Caleb, the boy she loved. They're the only survivors of both massacres, but it's still not over. Whytnee is pregnant. Nick Carson is haunting her. There's another killer somewhere. This time, even Whytnee may not make it out alive.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013
The Stained Glass Window by M C Mihjazi reviews
Saffron is in search of a way out of the boring routine life with her deceased mother's family. The opportunity arises when a disease spreads through the town and no one dares venture to the deadly kingdom of Bettony in search of the only man with the remedy, no one but her. Inspired by the heroes in the stained glass window of her room, she sets out on the adventure of a lifetime.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,659 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013
The Dream Dasher by Vaneria Potter reviews
Tired of stories where the author needs either a basic creative writing class, or a return to elementary English lessons? So was Susanna. Unfortunately, that sort of thing is what she has to deal with on a daily basis. Until one day things start to get very out of hand...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010
Harriet's Majik by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
A normal girl called Harriet discovers that she has a majikal power - she can turn into a fox. Please read and review! Currently in the process of being edited! :) Magic is fairies, Cinderella and unicorns. Majik is faeries, Harriet, and... well, still unicorns... This is FINISHED. Read my story Gateway Island (a colab with Sandy, with who I created Majik) to see what happens next.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
Remembering my Sister by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
'Thirteen year old drummer who blew the Britain's Got Talent judges away killed in mysterious accident.' read the headline. Kitty would have hated to have her death reported in the news. Oh, Kitty. I miss you every day.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013
Dragon Marked by Amy B. R. Mead reviews
(Askairrea) Riyin's dragon mark is a mystery, until the day she whispers, "Go to the Gate". Hunted at every turn, Riyin's dragon forces him to find her brethren and lead them there.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013
It Came From the Fridge by Stormageddon reviews
A tale of the horrors within the refrigerator
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Hero I Am by thetruthaboutsilver reviews
Long ago, there were four great superheroes. Their greatness, however, is a matter of opinion. My family was descended from one of them. I had a power of my own, but I had to keep my lineage secret, as the person I was descended from allegedly died at age twenty five, and never had a kid. Of course, the other three descendants just had to come to my school looking for a "fourth"
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,612 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
Caution - weirdoes! by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
Just a random little poem I wrote for my BFF SandyJPhoenix!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
The Bitter Wind by The Queen Elsa
The story of a dying hawk and how he left his life to another.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
The Princess by JWT reviews
The Princess doesn't want a Prince; she wants a plaything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
The Harpy's Nest by PaintedOpossum reviews
When an island that disappears for centuries on end finally makes an appearance, scientists rush to send someone there to find if there's anything unusual. Enter Ryan, a young biologist straight out of college. Sent there for a year, he discovers something alright. Something no one expected. Warning: A G/T (Giant/Tiny) story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013
The Funeral by Impossible Hazelnut reviews
A short story about a mute at a funeral I wrote as a descriptive writing task for school. Too short to have a plot, but hopefully well written. Please read and review.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
Eagle Spirit by Freiheit98 reviews
Just from the point of all nature combined. This is a new kind of style for me so please read and review :D
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
The Doorway by WolfletteMoon reviews
At the bottom of the garden/ There was once a door/ That led to far away/ But it's not there anymore.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Kelpie by WolfletteMoon reviews
She waits by the loch/ Waiting for a snack/ For a silly little child/ To climb on her back.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Secrets and Scars by E. Liz Collins reviews
Jessica is quiet and reserved. Tyler tries to befriend her, but something about her remains aloof. As she slowly begins to open to him, Ty discovers the secrets she has kept hidden along with her physical and emotional scars. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,352 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
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Black Tide reviews
When Grace discovers Water Imps on her geography field trip, she has no idea that it will be her who has to save them. And Nikita has equally little idea why all of her visions are suddenly of rivers. But when the two girls are drawn together by the powers of Majik, they discover things about the past and present that were probably best left covered by the black tide they created.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/22/2013
Kelpie Majik reviews
Hannah has known she can Bond with Kelpies for two years, and a year after she should have started training, a tutor finally answers the summons. But why has it taken a year? And why will Luke not talk about himself, or the universe he comes from? But when Kelpie numbers begin to drop, questions about her new tutor seem the least of Hannah's worries.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/7/2013
I Went For A Ride reviews
Three limericks about going for a ride in different places on a naughty pony called Shadow. Something I wrote as a task in an English lesson, and thought I'd upload because I really need to improve my poetry and reviews would really help! So enjoy! (And review!)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete