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Joined 07-05-01, id: 89297, Profile Updated: 06-11-09
Author has written 15 stories for Fantasy, General, Essay, Humor, Horror, Romance, Love, and General.
I have changed my pen name to "Epiphanyx7" because it's not nearly as pretentious-sounding as "epiphany at midnight" and it's also completely unique to myself. I like it, I'll probably never change it again, and I doubt you were stalking be anyway so it won't really matter.

I am twenty one years old. I like thunderstorms, flowers that smell better than they look, lying in the sun, and being outside at night. I love looking at the stars or moon, and talking physics or religion with someone who isn't an idiot. My writing varies from the extremely dark and angsty, to the light-hearted and joyous, to the disturbingly macabre. If you go out of your way to review my stories or get in my good graces, I might dedicate a story to you, or even write you your own (eg. The Adventures of Donni B, The Dess-tination of Dess-tiny). I'm easygoing when I like you.

I like to read. My favorite authors include but are not restricted to Mercedes Lackey, JRR Tolkein, Gwyn Hyman Rubio, Tanya Huff, Gordon Korman, Jennifer Crusie, Edgar Allan Poe ... etcetera. I usually read fantasy, romance, sometimes sci-fi, mystery, or horror, and on occasion I will read action/adventure or western.

I mostly write fanfiction.


I will probably post more and more poems on this site, as I go through my journals/notebooks and begin to transcribe my writing, as well as make an active effort to produce more poems. The order that they are posted is not the order in which they were written - constructive criticism is always welcome, but please remember the 'constructive' part. If you don't like it, tell me why. Diction, rhythm, rhyme, whatever your issue is. Don't just say "It sucked, don't swear in poetry."

If something is seriously outdated - as in, something I wrote in high school - then I will attempt to make some note of the fact that it is, in fact, not my recent work. Please, read my poems and tell me what you think - even if you don't enjoy my style, you can still offer me something constructive.

If you are incapable of understanding what I mean when I say "constructive criticism" please don't talk to me. Ever.


Flower of the Heart: I'll eventually get around to actually updating this one. Or at least I intended to, a long time ago. Now, however, the chances of me updating are very slim. Really, really slim. Perhaps I'll post a rant or two, but updating actual stories is very unlikely.

Homeless: I can't even find it. Where did it go?

Moonlight: (in-progress) New, containing completely original characters. Its dark, its gory, its bound to get even sexier! I love this story, and look forward to actually completing it. Although, my track record isn't that good.

The Dess-tination of Dess-tiny: (in progress) Only two parts, hopefully part two will actually be written. Soon. By me. Good for a laugh, in any case. If you know me, you'll understand why this is hilarious.

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A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,917 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
Violent Instincts by Wet Dream reviews
A young woman was changed against her will. She resented what she was and who made her. However, after she finds out unknown information about her past, she takes to her fiendish ways at ease. Violent instincts begin to take over.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
From Lonliness, With Love by Quon reviews
Two lonely hearts, one thinking he has no exsistance in the world. The other trying to find missing links to his past. What happens when these two lonley hearts meet? (slash/yaio ) warning: don't drink milk while reading
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 11/3/2003
The Gwen Flynn Diaries by evanescent reviews
Don't even get her started on her name. Or her mother, who has currently decided to ruin her life by forcing Gwen's future children to one day have webbed feet and tails...R/R if you please.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
How to Save the World in Ten Easy Steps by BelovedMoon reviews
Just your average comedy about a Princess with the divine role as demon-fighter and world-savior! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder if this story has a purpose! Chapter 7: Finding Out Your Boyfriend is Pure Evil
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,183 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 7/18/2003
Stupid Punk Kids! by Radyn reviews
I really hate little kids. They're like locusts, destroying everything that is good and true. Read on to find out why I hate them, and what I plan to do about them.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2003
Sorry about the casualties, Toronto by Murphdawg20 reviews
America nukes Toronto by accident, and the inept American president tries to get control of the situation. Please review(either positive or negative).
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002
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Moonlight reviews
Times are changing, and a new werewolf is swept into an underworld filled with deceit, violence, and unbearable consequences... No longer human, and yet still struggling to survive... Werewolves, violence, angst, sex, language. Kind of gory.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/21/2006
Anthology of Brainwaves reviews
A collection of short stories/flashfiction/writing exercises. These are fairly short, so I am simply uploading them as separate chapters. Warnings for language, some hints of violence or death, but nothing too bad.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009
The Dess'tination of Dess'tiny reviews
Lucas had offered to buy her coffee, and that was always good. Jessica liked coffee, it helped her soul heal from the torment of having pretty gay boys love her as a friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007
Density reviews
“You are surreal. A figment of my imagination, holding my hand as I dream.”
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Catharsis or, What Happens When You Piss Me Off reviews
Catharsis: the purging of the emotions or relieving of emotional tensions, esp. through certain kinds of art, as tragedy or music. Basically, instead of throwing someone off a bridge, I wrote ABOUT someone being thrown off a bridge.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2007
Glimpses reviews
Sometimes, I get these glimpses of the world, the way it really should be...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006
my heart begs to be deceived reviews
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and serenade me with your lies.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006
Untitled reviews
Do you believe in soulmates? (rated for language)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006
You Have Really Soft Skin
A sad, reflective piece of pseudo-angst written to Pilate's 'Barely Listening'.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Published: 7/10/2006
The Adventures of Donni B reviews
(in which she is hit on, fought over, and finally finds true love) ... written for my friend Dawn, to cheer her up.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2006
Seven Days of the Big Bang reviews
Really, its just me ranting about The Big Bang theory, in a mildy amusing sort of way. PG13 for language. I have posted a response and thank-yous for the reviews I received
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003
Black Ice reviews
Bobby is a mean, self-centered, sex-obsessed pervert, and Sandra is going to make him PAY for what he's done. Kind of messed, R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2002
The Boy in the Yellow Baseball Cap reviews
Baseball Caps are bad news. Or maybe boys are. Why do the good-looking ones always have to go and break Chloe's heart?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2002
Flower Of the Heart reviews
She was taken away from her family to be a slave, and even though she was treated well, no one cared about her. She had to leave, and in doing so, begins to shake the foundations of the corrupt society she lives in. Chapter 2 is up
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002
I don't like summaries, so I'll write a better one when I feel like it. Bubye. Read it if ya want
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Published: 5/29/2002