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Joined 01-13-13, id: 894252, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, Song, and Young Adult.

Just call me by my pseudonym, Lynn.

About Me:

I am sixteen years old.

I listen to a lot of different kinds of music, from R&B to Electronica to Heavy Metal.

As long as it's good, I'll have no qualms.

I'm a generalistic percussionist.

I like animals, and would be a vet if only I didn't have to put down animals, but alas, not possible.

I find Science and History my favorite subjects.

Marching Band and Soccer, best sports ever.

I would like to learn how to skateboard someday, but I'm really good on skates.

I am an LGBTQIA activist who happens to be pansexual.

I have opinions on just about anything I've come across, and it's ok if you disagree with me, but don't tell me to shut up.

I have a extreme overload of ideas, I just need the time to get 'em all down.

Stories:

I am a horrid updater, but yeah, I'll try to update.

NOKWIKN: Updated 3/17/13

LWSP: Updated 3/17/13

Puzzle Pieces: Updated 3/17/13

Give me reviews for inspiration if you'd like, it'd help a bunch. :j

Random Quote:

These days most theological discussions break down thusly:

Person 1: I believe in X.

Person 2: I believe in Y.

Person 1: You're a Nazi fag.

Back in the third century, these interactions had much the same flavor, but the stakes were a bit different:

Person 1: I believe in X.

Person 2: I believe in Y.

Person 1: Why don't you believe in X? I would love to explore your belief system further in hopes of bridging our -- hahaha just kidding; I've already set you on fire.

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Let It Be Me by imagine.write.thrive reviews
Sadie and Kiera used to be friends, but that was when they were kids. They lost touch when Kiera went into high school and started dying her hair black. They haven't spoken in nearly eight years, until a chance meeting at Kiera's nightclub. Sadie is romantically confused, and Kiera knows exactly what she wants. Sequel to Coaxing the Bees. Rated M just in case. F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,185 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
This Thing Called Love by Fantasy Friend reviews
lesbian story. I never believed in love. I was in love with the idea of love and it turned its back on me, made me change my world, run away. Then I met Sydney Sparrow and this thing called Love. R&R?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011
Power To The Players by MonkeyXMonkey reviews
Beck is 17, a gamer, and lonely. All of her friends seem to have somebody except for her. Natalie is the loner new girl. Not happy about leaving the town and friends she loves. Maybe they could help each other or maybe things will go horribly wrong? F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 133,638 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Stay Together For The Kids by AWritersPencil reviews
Graham just wanted his parents to stay together for his birthday. That's all. He didn't know that calling a fortune teller at 11pm for advice was bad. He also didn't know that sometimes, you have to be careful what you wish for. F/F Femslash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,858 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Sounds of Love by Knightmare Elite reviews
F/F After a three year relationship gone sour, Marissa was about to give up on love. Then she met the perfect woman online, someone who would actually listen...the problem is she's deaf! Chpt 40 up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 129,803 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
OneGirl by Tah the Trickster reviews
Being in love is hard. Really hard. Especially when you're not sure whether you want to kiss her or smack her upside the head. Sequel to "Singer." Femmeslash, yuri, F/F.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 166,798 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009
She Doesn't Even Need a Tutor by ThePrettyTomboy reviews
Kaya Valenti can't stand the incredibly charming, extraordinarily obnoxious art major Dani Stirling, who insists on getting tutoring in classes when she clearly doesn't need it, and treats her with all due hostility. But perhaps there are other reasons that Kaya throws up an emotional wall every time Dani winks at her or makes enticing innuendos. Femslash. Rating subject to change.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013
Hello, Beautiful by PyroSky reviews
Jessica Holiday, reeling over the anniversary of her mother's death, sends a text to Tess Collins, her school's most popular student and her personal tormentor. But can her prank turn into something else? Something that will heal them both? Femslash Warning.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Love Hurts by C. E. Whitehouse reviews
"If we win, you kiss my homeboy." "I'd rather kiss a bloodthirsty lion." / "How many times are you planning on locking us in the janitor's closet?" "Every day." / "It wasn't that type of kidnapping." "There's more than one type?" "They forced me to be here but I decided to stay." 7 chapters of discontinued sequel, Hearts Break, included.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 284,427 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Coaxing the Bees by imagine.write.thrive reviews
Mackenzie Isobel McDaniel is not a force to be reckoned with. She's actually a shy bookworm with an over-protective Scottish family. Then, a mysterious stranger, who just happens to be a walking stick of dynamite just waiting to explode, on a motorcycle enters the picture. They couldn't be more different if they tried. M for future chapters. Lesbian, f/f, yuri.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,316 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
D8 by Tonniwott reviews
Finding herself flung into another world, Kaitlin must decide which side of the chessboard she will play on. Through her journey, she discovers the world may not just be Black and White, and she could help make it several shades of Gray. F/F
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 211,925 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Blank Requiem reviews
Dani is in love with Madison. Problem is that Dani is always hidden in the shadows, but now Madison wants to become "BFF's" with Dani while Dani works from being a new "BFF" to being "That Special Someone." Femslash, Shoujoai, Lesbian, etc.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008
Singer by Tah the Trickster reviews
She was a dyke, a headbanger, a pariah. I was perfectly straight, in the chorus, part of the 'in crowd.' We did NOT speak to one another. Ever. ...Stupid science fair. Femslash, yuri, F/F. Finished as of 12/17/09. Book and eBook versions now available!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 159,459 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
A Simple Strength by nikipinz reviews
The story of a hotheaded warrior woman and her slave. Set in an Ancient Greekish sort of fantasy world. Femslash, ancient gods - and, of course, much adventure.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 313,214 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
New Girl by Chicko reviews
FEMSLASH - Jackie, sweet and innocent, had no choice but to move from her rural farming town into the big bad suburb of Chicago, Midland. To her dismay she crossed paths with the Queen Bee Bitch of the town, Lindsey. From that, their worlds exploded.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,763 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 6/14/2006
Besotted by shadowed one reviews
Kieran was practically everything any person would want to be. She was a natural athlete, honor student and the daughter of an elite couple. As she tries to keep a low profile, she befriends the ace spiker of the women's volleyball team. lesbian content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 245,872 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Thirteen Days Of Silence by Innocent Torture reviews
My name is Jane Doe. This is the story of my girlfriend, Casey,'s last thirteen days alive. This is the story of why Casey doesn't talk. This is the story of a horrible past. Femslash. Rape. Abuse. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Sonnets in My Gym Bag by Isobel Rowan reviews
COMPLETE. AO. Sparks fly when I fall for my Mother's coworker. This is a tale of lesbian love and Mother:daughter angst. Oh, and did I mention Mother can't stand my beloved. Chap. 34-38 moved to new story, "Forever's A Longtime."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,862 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Amor Prohibido by Silver Apoy reviews
Femslash. Don't read if you don't like it. — Love is a road not easily travelled. COMPLETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Chasing Dreams by Kylara Kitsune reviews
Caitlin and Melina had long been considered a couple by the rest of their school. When they pretend they actually are, neither of them expected feelings to become real. F/F, eventually.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Soul Mate by Ladako reviews
Christine is a sweet, violent, hyper singer. Nicole is a depressed, silent author. They meet in high school and fall in love but have trouble with being accepted. They than learn the true meaning of the word Soul Mate. F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,414 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Not so Happily Ever After by MichelleMagly reviews
Zorana is your average knight in disguise sent away with the King's timid son to find a princess kidnapped by a very articulate dragon. At least that's what she thinks is going on. Not everything is as it seems in this fairy tale! [Warning: femslash]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,591 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
AI: Artificial Love? by Kouji Tamino reviews
A classic 'Boy Meets Girl Robot' love story... But with a few twists! The 'boy' is a girl and the 'robot' may be more human than she seems... Dark, ShoujoAi, and lime warning. Final chapter posted.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,703 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Her Name is Prince by Rosie Seifuku reviews
*COMPLETE! please read and review* She does not want to be a princess. She wants to save, not be saved. She wants to fight, not be fought over. She does not want to be in love...but what happens when love comes to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,402 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
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Puzzle Pieces reviews
This is a story between two girls, one a newcomer, and one who's been in Helsing Academy all her life. The two are going to have to put the pieces together to figure out where everything went wrong(sucky description, I know, but I'll change it eventually). Oh, and this is eventual femslash. If that bothers you, then you don't have to read. :j
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013
From Letters to Words to Sentences to Paragraphs
Well, songs, poems, stuff like that. They vary a lot, so can't make an accurate description in 384 characters because I'm just gonna add on for an infinitive amount. Angsty as hell because angst.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 615 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013
No One Knows What I Know Now reviews
Cloud Wickham doesn't know exactly what's going on, but he knows three things. 1. Skye has been taken. 2. He needs answers. 3. And he has to find them soon because he doesn't know what's gonna happen to her if he doesn't.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013