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Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, and General.

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''Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.'' Alexander Hamilton


Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.'' - Albert Einstein


''We're gonna rock the universe. Or at least part of it.'' - Ben Kasica


Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein


'This flood (this flood) is slowly rising up swallowing the ground,

Beneath my feet, tell me how anybody thinks under this condition so,

I'll swim (I'll swim) as the water rises up, the sun is sinking down,

And now all I can see are the planets in a row,

Suggesting it's best that I slow down'

-Dark Blue, Jack's Mannequin


And yes, my avatar is David Tennant with a cat on his head.


Some of my idols: Albert Einstein, Rick Hanson/Hansen, Nikolai Tesla, Nelson Mandela, Ron James, my parents, Rick Mercer, Jonas Salk, Walt Disney, Rick Riordan, my best friend, and Terry Fox.


I'm the kind of person who's be happy to have a conversation with anybody. That being said, I'm also the most socially awkward person I know, so if you want to chat or roleplay or whatever, feel free to shoot me a PM. :)


Bonjour! My name is PancakesandProcrastination, though you can call me Bookworm if you don't want to type up all of that. I occasionally use the aliases Faith Gold, which has hardly anything to do with my real name though does have a bit of a special meaning. I derived my penname from my fondness for pancakes, and my tendency to procrastinate. I am a female who lives in Canada (eh?). My birthday is on June 22nd, and my Zodiac Sign is Cancer.

I am currently a Student, though I will be an author some day. I also baby-sit occasionally, though writing is my main passion.

I also enjoy music, popcorn, laughing at my own jokes, fanfiction, drawing, standing in front of the fridge but taking nothing, and looking up videos on Youtube about cats.

I have been writing stories for as long as I can remember-I've won a few writing contests, and I often type up bits and pieces of story ideas on my computer. I am usually more focused on fanfiction, though I am slowly returning back into the world of Fictionpress.

I have never officially published a story, nor have I published any of my actual stories online- I suppose you could say that I'm rather shy, and worried about what others will think. Then again, I don't think I'll have to worry that much, people don't seem to review much on here.

Other than writing, I'm also here to roleplay. I've roleplayed online since I was quite young, about 8, though it, like my writing, has (hopefully) matured over the years.

Speaking of music, which I had mentioned earlier, I love most kinds of music- Marianas Trench, Florence and the Machine, Walk off the Earth, Fallout Boy, Breaking Benjamin, Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, Green Day, Valora, Owl City, Simon Curtis, Skillet, Simple Plan, Christina Grimmie, FM Static, Shinedown, and more.

RANDOM JUNK

Wise Words

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A Poem To The Most Important Woman In My Life
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER."
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.
Total: 4

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 3

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 7

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 2

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
10. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
11. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
12. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
13. Show up completely crazy (completely crazy means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
14. Comment on how hot the instructor is looking that day.
15. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
16. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
17. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
18. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
19. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
20. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
21. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
22. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
25. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
26. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
27. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
28. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
29. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
30. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!". Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.
31. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
32. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
33. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
34. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
35. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
36. Dress like the professor.
37. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
38. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
If this made you crack up copy and paste!

50 Ways To Mess With People In A Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Bring a Boombox and play Gangnam Style at top volume.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Flirt with it.
22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, humits note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your* delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling wit laughter as you go.
42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "TAKE COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week".
50. Two words: Tesla Coil.

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True Love is Hard to Find by HabitualLove reviews
Carly just got pulled into a dating sim, from her computer! How is this possible? As she is trying to find a way to get home, she can't help but get close to the boys who were only suppossed to be fake options for love. What will she do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,530 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 4/4/2013
The Prince's Taste-tester by WaterBudget reviews
How do you motivate a lazy and promiscuous prince into taking up his duties as king? By marrying him, of course! At least, that is what Avi, a foster child thrown into this alternate universe, has been instructed to do by a very grumpy senator. Welcome to the politics of Haiathiel!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 148,463 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Complete
Superhero Sidekick by LadySkylarJade reviews
Maria never wanted to be a superhero. She didn't even like superheroes. When her hero obsessed parents found out that she just got powers, however, she didn't really get much choice in the matter. At least they agreed to pay for her future college tuition in exchange for her spending senior year of high school saving the world.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014
Night Warrior Shizumi by Suna Kurai reviews
Hikari Shizumi, a rich narcissistic excuse for a lawyer gets kidnapped by two teenage cosplayers that seemingly have chuunibyo. She could have said no. She could have told them she was adamant about staying home as a NORMAL person for the rest of her life. Then again, who ever thought she'd end up training to protect an Earth that wasn't really hers? She was probably going insane.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
Project Rapunzel by ReaderPossessed reviews
Twelve years, almost thirteen. That's how long I've been trapped in this miserable prison. Freedom? Not something I can reach successfully. But when a chance comes along... Will I take it? Can I take it? Or is staying in place, where I know what will happen, be the better option?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014
The Coffee Club Code and Society by Who Is This Girl Anyway
Have you ever wondered what all those writers in coffee shops are actually doing?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014
I Hate When They Call Me Snow White by aurelius54 reviews
When Arabella was told that she was to be exiled the night of her eighteenth birthday it was not shock that led to her current situation. It was for the sake of her survival. Arabella knew that she wouldn't just be tossed into the woods and left. She was to be murdered.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014
The Pregnancy Project by myheart4you reviews
I never really understood what the big deal of teen pregnancy was. You know, "it'll ruin your life" or something. But I didn't think so. So, for a class project, I got pregnant on purpose. I had it all planned out. I was going to find out what people at school thought of me, have the baby, give it up for adoption, and then present the project and get an A. Things aren't that easy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,645 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013
Worlds Out There by Musesation reviews
When Agnes decided to take a stroll in the park, she had not expected to find herself in her best friend's imaginary world, a realm of magic. Or maybe Apatronix is not so imaginary, considering where she was. But Ana had failed to tell her that people from Apatronix liked greeting strangers with swords and threatening them with death for being a spy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014
The Elements by Lauren Gateway reviews
A girl...on her own. The government analyzes her, people scrutinize her. She is alone, she is lost-until... Meet Ben, a seemingly ordinary boy-but not all is what appears to the eye. Like her, he is gifted, he is one of them, he is an Element. They must meet their fate, and together they will discover that with great power comes great responsibility
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014
Alex by MadMindOfMine reviews
She was all about fights, and dyed hair, and tattoos, and leather jackets, and the whole "Screw the world", badass attitude. He came around and shook her world upside down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Complete
The World of Wolves by InkedFox reviews
Aiea lived an average life, until she was snatched up from the supermarket and thrust into the world of wolf-men who view humans as pets. Scared and alone she fights back every instinct to flee the confines of their world, she knows she'll never get home that way. She needs to get back and try to squish the feelings that slowly swell within, she can't possibly love a wolf. Right?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014
She is a (Mostly) Open Book by wiltedneck reviews
Advice to those who want to get to know you (or me, as the case may be). I think this is a pretty easily generalizable topic. How does one get closer to another person? Learn the story of their life? This is something approaching a prose poem describing what that process looks like to me (reading an old, worn, damaged book).
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
Fast, Fun and Deadly by Shay Lynam reviews
It's the zombie apocalypse, coming to a Target near you! (still in rough draft form, there are a couple places that need connectors)
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2014
Black Coffee by Kaybug150
"God, you make good coffee." – The first thing Adam's father said to him in weeks. (Slash)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
Getting To Know You by Lou Waters reviews
Short Story. A new year, a new class, a new partner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Complete
Thunderstorms by Collins-A reviews
Before I saw her, the most beautiful things I'd ever witnessed were thunderstorms.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014
Nature's Child by NewRandomChild01 reviews
I think I am delusional. I mean, my mom is a myth, simply used in metaphors and poems. That's stupid, really. But just how did I find myself with these odd powers, being chased by an old woman(Wow, that is humiliating.), and finding my mother, who left my dad with my twin and I? This isn't just a bunch of words on a page, it's MY story. I'm the Daughter of Mother Nature.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2014
This Dead Land by ManOfThePeople reviews
This Dead Land is an original story: Loss, Pain, Sacriface. These are all part of the Human condition. The apocalypse started 10 years ago when a meteor hit the earth and violently exploded scattering 98 shards across the world, 25 landed in the U.S. The story follows Leon and his emotionally gripping adventures through the Wasteland
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013
A Model Pupil by Cosmic Gerbil
What was Dad really like when he was at school?
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Complete
Swings by Whori reviews
A timeline of a girl's memorable milestones taking place in a park near her home. From 4 to her first kiss at 14 to bringing her daughter back to the home she loved.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Complete
Starlight by Lou Waters reviews
Drabble. Everyone around you is so dull and dark, like the endless night sky. Then there's him; he is starlight.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
The House Across the Street by Suzy Creekside reviews
Have you ever felt like someone is watching you? Or sensed that something was there, but you couldnt see it? It's only a feeling, a spark of intuition, and it's discarded soon after its thought of. But what If I told it was real? What if its not just your imagination? No one believes me, but I know. I know because I've been there. The place no one goes. The house across the street.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014
Nick: A North Pole Tale by Mistresses Of Romance reviews
Nicholas Jerrickson found Christmas to be a curse for him. However this changes when he meets a strange girl dressed like Santa he begins to embark on an adventure of a lifetime. Is she a spirit of the holiday? Or will she do more harm than good?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Complete
Superhero Costume Designer by LadySkylarJade reviews
This is the story of Kaylene Langley, a girl living in a world of heroes and villains. Despite her best efforts to go about living a normal life, she finds herself swept up into the world of crime fighting... as the costume designer for a popular group of heroes!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 64,839 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Leaf's Tapes by Secretmuch
Welcome to the International Institute of the Mentally Ill. Leaf McGregor was one of our patients. Leaf was diagnosed with severe depression. Her parents could not help her, so she came to the IIMI. Before coming and in her stay here, she recorded several tapes. We are now about to play what she recorded. Rated M for depression and potentially sensitive topics.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014
The Reaper by scgurl1027 reviews
Who said the Grim Reaper was a skeleton? What if the Reaper had green eyes and red hair?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Complete
The Bird and the Fish by HatedLove6 reviews
This is a short story about a fish who wants to fly.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013
Raging Bully by PerkyGoth141 reviews
Magenta has taunted Cherry for years in school on end but no one bothers to stop or protest against her. Why is this? Does Magenta perhaps have a secret hidden from Cherry?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013
Heroes of the Lost World by Bookworm45669 reviews
Five kids got thrown into the Above realm, A.K.A. Earth. Without their memories. The logic for it is ridiculously confusing. Now, they must go back to their home realm and defeat an evil king dude. My first story, please be nice! And please read. I know it sounds cliche, but I can assure you that it'll DEFINETELY not be. Rating is in case. :)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013
The Freezing by I am writer reviews
In a small town in Oregon where it rarely snows, when it does it is a miracle. All across the U.S it is snowing heavily and freezing over people go in panic. This small town in defense and school discrete take students from their homes to continue their education even in disaster. In the minds of students going through this apocalypse without their parents. SYOC.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013
Them by MadMindOfMine reviews
"You still don't get it? God, you're dense, I like you." "I... what?"
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Complete
Returning Bruised by irregular-misfit reviews
Sam comes home from school with bruises; his mothers demand to know what happened, unaware that their son was beaten up for having gay parents. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Complete
A Baseball Story by TheLadySongSerenade reviews
Emma Felton and Jason Yates hate each other... or do they? A humorous love story. warning: swears, some teen/adult content
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011
Seconds by Collins-A reviews
a young lady walks home a little too late at night.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
A Self Insert Mary Sue at its Very Finest by EdibleCytoplasm reviews
An essay on why Bella Swan of the Twilight series is an awful character. There's a euphemism for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
The Business of Death by S. M. Sargent reviews
Fancy a friendly chat with the Reaper of Souls?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2005
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The Kingdom Chronicles: The Beginning reviews
Jerome is an introverted prince who hides out in his library. Calliope is a free spirited princess with a fondness for pranks. Rowan is a mischievous but mature young witch. Bryony is an elderly sorceress with a surprising past and an even stranger pet. What do these people all have in common? They hang around the Forbidden Forest. RE-VAMP. Rated for possible language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014
Social Wallflowers Club SYOC reviews
Imogene Stewart & Olivier Colburn never imaged that they would be anything more than classmates- however, when Imogene's sister suggests that she start a club for the more shyer of students, Olivier immediately wants in. Soon enough Imogene & Olivier find themselves actually working together with a group of fellow social misfits as they learn to embrace their differences.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2014
Welcome to Camp Fonegiaé
At the age of thirteen or so, children around the world start experiencing strange abilities that lead to only one explanation- they can control the elements such as fire, air, etc. The said children then receive a strange letter asking them to attend a mysterious camp for kids like them- people who have inherited magic in their genes from their ancestors! Full plot inside!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014
Can You See Me? reviews
Maude Banks, resident paranormal expert, is fearless- well, so far. At thirteen years old Maude is the go-to-girl on anything supernatural, scary, or even remotely unsettling. But, despite Maude's brave words, she herself has never met a ghost. However, that all changes one morning when Maude finds her new mirror may be more than meets the eye. Book 1 in Not What It Seems series.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014