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Helllo, Fictionpress!

why-are-you-my-remedy here, but y'all can call me Lena, which is a nickname of my nickname, I guess!

Not many stories right now, sorry about that, but uh I just checked my computer and I basically have 80 stories I haven't yet finished..woops? But for fictionpress, I'm writing like 24 different stories..yeah, I know. I should get writing. Ew, haha.

Welp the most complete story I have right now is only a few chapters long and I'm not even halfway yet, so don't expect anything soon? Expect something, but you know..not..soon.

Um, more about me..My stories for Fictionpress will all most likely be romance, lovey-dovey stuff. No M rated things I don't think, but they're not all K rated either. I have kind of have a bit of a swearing problem oh well what can ya doo. Also I had another Fictionpress account and a Fanfiction account, but if I told you the usernames, I would have to kill you. Haha, no but seriously I have like several stories on both accounts, which I haven't updated in 1-3ish years..so..More like if I told you, my past readers would kill me!

Essentially, if I were to upload all my stories right now, I'd have a ton up. However, none of them would ever get updated! And that's not good, haha. So, I'm waiting until I finish a story to post it so that I am 100% confident that I can update regularly!

I don't know, I talk a lot. Mostly to myself. Hope you enjoy what I come up with!


My Blind Date Summary: I had decided to sit at the back. It's only U.S. History, I thought. If I sit in the back, no one will bother me all year. I was wrong. One-shot.

Hello: -Taken down- Sorry about that, haha. I wrote it at like three in the morning and at three in the morning I thought it sounded good..Haha, no. It was actually quite bad. Yeah. Keep an eye out for my better works..

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Evolution by whats-with-humans reviews
It's hard enough being a socially deficient, awkward-as-hell peer mediator, but add to that a stupidly gorgeous and equally terrifying delinquent whose mission in life is to make me miserable, and you start to get a picture of how incredibly screwed I am.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,178 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 6/2/2006
Gossip, Set, and Match by Koosie reviews
In the game of love, Mackenzie Carwyn plays Fairy Gossipmonger, anonymous e-matchmaker of South Creek who has all the right gossip to grant happily ever afters. But when mysterious emails pop up from someone claiming to be her happily ever after, all the gossip in the world can't seem to help Mackie avoid matchmaking mayhem and possibly losing her heart in the process.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,563 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
His Spongebob Boxers by The Smile Machine reviews
The way Mason derived equations turned me on. The way Austin flexed his muscles made me want to lick his abs. But Landon's neon Spongebob boxers... were just something else entirely. Written for SKOW.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
How to Deal With An Annoying Guy by TheGirlYouOnceKnew reviews
I will! I'll get you, Addie! I'll get you someday!", he shouted. Why couldn't I shake the feeling that his words had a double meaning? I shook my head out of that thought and replied in my ever-so-sweet voice, "Can't wait."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Unlikely Princess by MomotheHero reviews
Just so we're clear, this is NOT a fairytale and I am NOT Cinderella. I may be engaged to a prince, but he's FAR from Prince Charming. Not that anyone will agree with me. I guess that makes me an unlikely princess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,429 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010
One More Time by MomotheHero reviews
We were THE original Romeo & Juliet, only with magic. So when he died, I made sure we'd have one more chance. Major setback: he has no memory of his prior life. I traveled across space and time, and he can't even remember me!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011
The Love Letter by TNT-Goes-BOOM reviews
-ONE SHOT- Fallen recieves a love letter, same as usual *sigh* But...why is this one different? Why does this boy intrigue her like none before? Oh crap, he didn't leave a name. Asshole. "So, are you gonna open your eyes now? I bring a chocolate muffin…”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Mistlerun by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
Mistletoe,' he repeated. I stared blankly at him, looked up above our heads, turned back to the smirk emerging on his face...and promptly ran off. Stuff tradition. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
So Real by Aurette reviews
Danielle was married and divorced by age 22. With a cynical new view on romance, she strikes up an unusual friendship with a blue haired poet who has a few scars of his own, and who is everything she isn't supposed to like. Sequel to To Feel the Sun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,936 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Gum Wrapper Confessionals by extrapolating ideas reviews
Surface area, generally, isn't what most base their choice in gum off of, but most people, generally, didn't write love notes on their gum wrappers. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Ten Cent Pens by perfectly bemused reviews
I really wish I was better at come backs because Mr. I-already-stole-one-of-your-pens-can-I-borrow-another? had yet to do much of anything but annoy me, and steal my pens, and now he was following me around and making me fall for him. Jerk. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Kosher Dill by Aurette reviews
I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
What He Meant by “Press Send” was “I Love You” by Aurette reviews
Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Just For A Thrill by chewyy the moofin reviews
COMPLETE. I flew, literally, down the stairs, landing somewhat gracefully onto the floor, sliding across the wood into the room and diving behind the sofa, putting my back flat against it. Ahh, the things you can do when you're scared for your life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,371 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7254 - Favs: 6,300 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
You Never Learn by Da Vinci at Work reviews
You can run, but you can't hide, that is, until you can't run anymore. Babe, there's nowhere to run for crying out loud. Give it up, and just tell him. I love you. He'll never know otherwise. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
My Blind Date reviews
I had decided to sit at the back. It's only U.S. History, I thought. If I sit in the back, no one will bother me all year. I was wrong. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete