Jason Bloom
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Joined 01-25-13, id: 896947, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
Author has written 9 stories for General, Life, Young Adult, Friendship, and Essay.

Hi, I'm Jason. I am not really a writer, i mostly write essays, precision short stories, or read and review. I enjoy sci/fi and fantasy. I dislike listening to people complain, though I'll admit, some short stories are just easier to write like that. Not to be story-ist, but I believe horror to be one of the worst types of writing. Keep in mind while reading anything I write that I am an atheistic heathen, and that that means that any research I do will be completely and utterly unbiased towards or against something unless I see reasonable proof. Also keep in mind that I am an asshole. If you don't like it, suck it up and don't read it! I take requests for types of short stories and poems, and occasionally for essay topics. I WILL NOT write anything homophobic, racist, sexist, or otherwise prejudiced, unless I really hate a character and want them to come across as stupid or otherwise prejudiced or annoying. Just because I write it doesn't mean I agree with it! Far from being a hopeless romantic, I am a very hopeful one. In truth, it is being a romantic, however depressed my poetry may make me seem, that gives me hope.

If you bothered to read this far, kudos to you. As a final note, if you don't have anything nice or constructive to say about my stories, please don't open your evil little maws. I hate criticism. I love constructive criticism.

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Watch it. It's better that amazing. It's true. Many of us grew up with this. Many still deal with this. All of us can help stop it.

Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy bacon, which is about the same thing.

If you like what you read, please leave a review. However, if you plan on writing something like "Hi," please don't bother. I want real feedback in reviews, because how else am i going to improve? If you find something I write sad, please don't leave sympathy, or if you do, leave it on a guest account so i can read it and delete it. Thank you for your time.

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How to Move On by justmaybe reviews
Complete. After being dumped, I was told by my best friend that the best way to move on is to have a rebound. So I kissed a stranger just to get it out of my system. The next thing I know, I'm seeing this guy practically everywhere I go.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,222 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Stories in the Wind by The Wannabe Philosopher reviews
What happens to a story lost?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Crazy by TheHungryOne reviews
Jacqueline O'Donoghue is a sixteen (going on to seventeen) year old girl living in Australia. She has seen and been through way too much for her age, but has managed to keep her innocence and is still as crazy as ever. Join Jackie and her best friends Sam and Bella as they make new friends, new enemies, new loves and new experiences.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012
Sidekick by YouveBeenJayed reviews
You're just the background character." My outburst of feelings towards my best friend.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
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Wake, sleeping beast reviews
A tale of adventures to come. Please review, I always want feedback!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Utopia reviews
We will search.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Empty on the Inside reviews
What happens when you've been cracked so many times that all your emotions have leaked away? Where do they go? What do you feel?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The Canary in the Coal Mine
This is my free form essay on climate change and the very real and dangerous impact it has on everyone. If you care about the world, your children (or future children), or the very existence of known life in the universe, please read this. I want reviews, but if all you have to say is about how climate change is actually a lie, please don't bother.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
As I Sit and Think reviews
The musings of one more alone in company than in solitude.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Sincerely reviews
This is it. My final act of defiance. I am weary, let me rest.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
Simple confusion
A poem about the confusion of our bustle.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
The questions I'll never ask reviews
In sadly ignorant memory of Campbell Forrest Taylor, rest in peace.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
La paix dans la mort
This is a precision short story, meaning that it is exactly 500 words long, no more, no less. I hope you like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete