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Caution: Reading may result in severe headache from reading insubstantial words, uncontrollable twitching from reading so many bizarre things, possible insanity, and worst of all, hiccups. *Shudders*

Hello, um, people and/or animals that can read! I am known as many things, irritating, strange, creative, but you can call me, Jazzie. I'm a female between the ages of seven and...one-hundred and ten! That should narrow it down! My hobbies include bungee jumping, swimming with sharks, airplane diving, and archery. Just kidding! I don't do archery! That's way to dangerous. I felt that I should at least put something right here, you know, just in case someone managed to wander onto my profile for some strange reason. So, I believe I covered all the basics, fake name, fake hobbies, fake age...okay! Now you guys know a little more about the real me!

P.S: If any of you guys really do bungee jumping, airplane diving, or swim with sharks, your awesome.

P.P.S: What does 'P.S' even mean?

P.P.P.S: Oh, wait, I searched it. Post script...good to know!

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The Guy Next Door by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- I was in love with him... the frat boy... the guy who lived across the hall. But he would only talk with me when he was drunk; otherwise, he'd act like I didn't exist. Talk about being unlucky in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Alessandra, Protector of Man by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One Shot. What's the point of being mildly magical if no-one, not even your deliciously handsome best friend, appreciates it? Especially when said best friend has invited you to meet his new girlfriend under the strict instructions that you're not to be weird...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
Dilemmas of a Class Clown by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Saving Juliet by rosieroo reviews
One Shot. Amber Juliet – supermodel, beautiful, glamorous, broken. Nate had always been there to pick up the pieces, but even he had his limits. *ADoR StarCross'd Entry*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Complete
The Art of Stalking by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
The Best Bits by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Walking Through Life by Mailai reviews
Sometimes two people are just meant to be together, but Lauren finds that it's not easy convincing Erik of this when he is hung up on their six-year age gap. One shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You by Mailai reviews
I realize I'm a new girl transferring in senior year, but is abandoning me at a carnival really necessary? One shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Happy Endings by jennycraig10 reviews
“It doesn’t work that way. Sometimes you just don’t get the happy ending,” she said. He looked at her, then with a small smile, he said,“You always get the happy ending. It always comes eventually. You just have to have faith.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Befuzzled by Mailai reviews
There is a man in my bed. A very gorgeous, totally out-of-my-league man. Some sort of Greek Adonis, if you will... Is this a movie? One Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Tissues And Romance Novels by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT He didn't want anyone to know about our relationship because we were both so different. But then I had enough. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete