iKoffeeholic
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Joined 01-27-13, id: 897251, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 1 story for School.

Welcome to the graveyard of dreams, happiness, light, and suffering. I, Koffeeholic, am the guardian of this nightmare.

About this user:

I have little tolerance for simpletons. My coffee must be consumed dark, occasionally with a slice of tiramisu.

I can be found sitting at computers reading works and posting them for reading. Intelligence and originality is the theme here.

I'm too smart to not research the info in my works. People don't deserve to be lied to.

That's about it...


My review law: When submitting a review, please do mind your manners. Abuse, stupidity, nor complaints will not be tolerated.


Koffeeholicism/Koffeeholica: an addiction to coffee and technology; symptoms are (but not limited to) superior intelligence (outstanding literacy, comprehension, intolerance to stupidity), love of silence and dark surroundings. Being a liberal can also be a symptom.

If you're a Koffeeholic (or want to join the dark side), darken your coffee and paste this in your profile.


If you are interested in seeing my other works, find me as Koffeeholic13/iKoffeeholic on YouTube, and later iKoffeeholic at my website (domain TBA).

Algebra 1 reviews
Kaffeein Bellerstein talks about math using poetic justice.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete