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Beloved Quotes

"I want to sleep, but my brain won't stop talking to itself."

"My homework bring's all the Asian's to the yard. And they're like 'It wasn't that hard.'

"I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach."

"You this read wrong."

"When I die, I want my last word's to be...'I left a million dollar's under the..'"

"The worst feeling is when someone make's you feel special, then suddenly leave's you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all."

"Today I went on and searched for 'ninja's'. The computer told me, 'ninja's cannot be found'. Well played ninja's, well played."

"I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happen's in a shark tank."

"If the people in horror movie's listened to me they'd still be alive."

"That scary moment when the spider that was on the wall 2 second's ago, isn't there anymore."


1. When you open your fridge and there's no food inside.

2. When you're telling your friend something hilarious and they're just like 'You already told me that...'

3. When you're telling a story & you realize no one's listening so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

4. When someone catches you staring at them.

5. When your friend's make plan's in front of you that don't include you.

I've Done This

"We are best friend's. Alway's remember that if you fall, I will pick you back up...After I finish laughing."

"Wake up in the middle of the night to pee: AVOID ALL MIRROR'S.

Airplane engine make a sudden noise: I'VE LIVED A GOOD LIFE.


Turn off all light's before going to bed: OMG, RUN FOR THE BED BEFORE THE DEMON'S GET YOU.

Elevator door doesn't open immediately; TRAPPED FOREVER.

Realize it's too quiet. Where is everyone?: OH GOD, ZOMBIE'S."

"Friend: Haaay wattt r yew doin!?

Me: About to throw a dictionary at your face..."


If I actually "spoke my mind," I'd be in deep trouble.

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Voice by PotoPerson reviews
Alice is cursed with silence. She can't speak, and her laughs and cries are noiseless. This and her ability sometimes nuisance to send her thoughts through the touch of her skin has caused her to be sent from home at 14. When hope seems lost, she's picked up by a famous band of knights. As her relationship with the men, God, and herself evolve, will she find her voice?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 368,106 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/16/2022 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
The Demon's Angel by The Deadly Fang reviews
Callie thought she was completely human until a pissed off angel comes to kill her for breaking some of the supernatural communities rules. When it became clear as to who she is the angel with an attitude problem is ordered to protect her instead of kill
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,410 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete