Silly Mimi
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Joined 02-10-13, id: 900174, Profile Updated: 01-28-17
Author has written 15 stories for Play, Biography, Song, Humor, Essay, and Fable.

Hi! As you can tell by the username, my name is Mimi. Or, that's a nickname my family calls me. And this is just another boring bio.

For starters, I joined FictionPress back in 2013, and 3 years later, my writing has improved vastly. So, please, don't judge my stories harshly as they are undergoing MAJOR editing right now. I've been writing since 2010, which is nearly a decade come to think of it. (Wow...) My first ever story was a fanfiction based off what used to be an amazing show called Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (I've since then left the fandom.) Like many works, this one is also undergoing construction.
But, sometime in 2013, I decided to try an original work and discovered Wattpad in October 2013. Somehow, even then I posted fanfictions, but I have a good mix of both original and fanfiction on Wattpad, so I'm pleased with that. (Although, most stories are being edited as well, minus select few.)

I'm also a proud NaNoWriMo participant of 2014, 2015, and 2016. (Including the camp sessions in both April and July. The only ones I can win. [Eye roll])

A few random facts about me:
Proud Slytherin (verified by Pottermore)
3 tattoos on ankle and currently looking at either another tattoo or a piercing (I don't know why, but I've taken a sudden interest in tattoos and piercings.)
Outfit designer on Polyvore (Style Icon and homepage featured member), and cover designer on Wattpad (simple/minimal)
I despise anything horror-related
Proof that blondes aren't stupid

1-28-17: This account is inactive at least 99.9% of the time


Characters for 10 Ways To Get Kicked Outta Your Grandparents Home:

Name: Catherine "Kitty Cat" Deer
Age: 12
Appearance: Curly light blonde hair and gray eyes. The perfect disguise of an innocent girl.
Personality: Um... Invented 10 ways to get kicked outta her grandparents home?
Other: Likes tic tacs, crossword puzzle and chatter teeth, dislikes TV

Name: Grandma Materson
Age:68
Appearance: gray hair, brown eyes and sorta short.
Personality: Hates it when she gets pranked by Cat, believes her husband reads... er... magazines.
Other: Likes prune juice, TV, dislikes crossword puzzles, tic tacs, chatter teeth.

Name: Grandpa Materson
Age: 71
Appearance: Gray hair, gray beard, blue eyes, and tall with round belly.
Personality: Nice, funny, furious when accused of reading "magazines".
Other: Likes prune juice, sports on TV, dislikes tic tacs, crossword puzzles and cats.


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I am Chosen by inkfngrz reviews
She was a small town girl, they were two small town guys, thrown together by Fate. Unless one called being Chosen the hand of Fate. Now they have to survive two years of training and maybe they can survive the war they've been taken to fight three years in. Will the Department kill them or will the Hostiles they fight destroy them first? (T for battle violence, no one under 13yrs.)
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014
The Evil Oreo Factory by yayforpie reviews
The Oreos are not what they seem...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014
Thank you and Goodbye by readingaddict24 reviews
This is a poem about my friend
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
Bic, the Ballpoint Pen by Steve Antonette reviews
Hey, I'm your pal Bic, you know, that pen you frantically rummage your desk looking for when you have something important you need to jot down. Yeah, you remember, Bic! Well, have I got a story for you...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
I Dream of Llamas in Flower Pots by silver.feline.grace reviews
My dear reader, you are about to be launched on a series of narratives that are funny, bizarre, and entirely true. This is a diary of my dreams. I promise you, unbelievable though it is, that every dream cataloged here was a dream that I actually dreamt. I've been keeping this catalog for years. Now, to my embarrassment and your amusement... I invite you into my head to dream.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013
I Took a Chance by Skyrela the Angel reviews
So this is a song I wrote after asking my crush out and being rejected. I think it's good.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Got your Nose by Midnight Teeth reviews
A short comedy in which a man suffers psychological trauma over the loss of his nose
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
I HATE WRITERS BLOCK! by Real Fantasy reviews
I HATE WRITERS BLOCK! This is for you Silly Mimi
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013
The Unpredictable Bedtime Story by ironsharpensiron27 reviews
Babysitter Shania struggles to create an original story for kids Dylan and Alice. She decides to create a story in which avoids cliches used too often creating the most unpredictable bedtime story of all time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Self Cleaning House by Mrs.BigToe reviews
Never have to clean your house again!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
I scream for ice cream by ashwood93 reviews
This is a poem I wrote when I had my wisdom teeth removed and was on pain medication. It is actually coherent!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Complete
Writer's Block by Shinyfighter reviews
Stupid writer's block
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2004
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Silly Mimi's rants reviews
Because I can! Rant, I mean.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 6/17/2013
10 ways to get kicked outta your grandparents home reviews
Catherine "Kitty Cat" Deer is sent to her grandparents home while her parents are on a vacation. Did I mention Kitty Cat like pranks? WARNING: DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY, I ONLY CAME UP WITH THIS DURNING A LIFE ALERT COMMERCIAL... Rating may change to T
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013
FictionPress for Newbies reviews
Well, the title says it all. I would've named it FictionPress for Dummies, but I didn't want to sound mean. Yeah, yeah, spare me the lecture.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete
Random confessions of a messed up author reviews
Well, it's basically a autobiography. Warning: Randomness is involved!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013
Story of the Persian cats' mushed in face reviews
Story of why the Persians have Voldemort faces... Totally awesome story, I swear... Maybe.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
NayNay the evil chinchilla reviews
Well, my brother came up with this. I just wrote it for him. NO... FLAMES!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
Mind blowing one-shot reviews
Um... I can explain. Okay, I lied. I really can't explain where this came from. Surprise! No flames, BTW. Suprise x2!m
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Complete
Attack of the spincah midgets reviews
Weirdest dream ever. If you are sane, do not read.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
World Domination reviews
Originally a poem. A evil cat named Coral takes over the world. In a musical! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN! ON HOLD
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013
Poor, Ted
I feel so sorry for him.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Anti-1D reviews
Sexy Sally (a pop-star) is seriously Anti-1D. P.S. Disclaimed with a side of no flames
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Complete
The missing TV remote reviews
It's the case of the missing TV remote, and it's up to Detective Jones and his partner Detective Stupide to find out what happened to it! Based on real events. ON HOLD
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013
Pesky Fly reviews
The title says it all.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Complete
PMS song reviews
The title explains it all, very catchy.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Complete
Writers Block: The musical reviews
We've all had our Writer Block Moments, right?
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
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