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Joined 02-23-13, id: 902717, Profile Updated: 03-31-13
Author has written 1 story for Mystery.

Greetings to the fiction press world!

I am HannaBanana. Being a bit of a kook I like to do some weird stuff and I am all over the place. Unlike the most of youse I am not an aspiring writer (actually English is my worst subject). But I like the idea of writing about my life and all the ideas that disease my brain.

The majority of writers are inspired by the dreams they have or their life experiences. Well I wish I was that normal. Sometimes my brain gets so hyperactive that can't stop thinking about something and I can't do anything else, then it's as if it's gets completely erased from my brain like someone right-clicked and deleted the entire thought web without redirecting it to a recycling bin. Recycling Bin in the brain... So anything you see I write is an idea that was fortunate enough to have been conceived near a computer or someone with a pen.

Believe it or not, if I am working on a story one day, then the next day I go back I have no recollection as to what I was thinking of and I have to read what I had so far then devise a new way to continue it. I don't know if this classifies me as having a brain injury. Take note future doctors, and we can discuss it later on if I survive high school!

As for my hopes and dreams in the future, I recite to you the 4 holy commandments of the Asian child,

1. Go to Harvard (if only they accepted my kind)

2. Get a job ASAP (sure)

3. Give the money to your parents (pay them back double what they invested in you)

4. Be good at math (well, duh)

If one follows said commandments then no grudges shall be held! And one is deemed not to have been a waste of money!

Please if you have hearts and are not soulless monsters, read over, skim, look at the tittle of, the pictures, of my work and type in you reviews (however nasty they may be). But seriously, I am a big girl and can handle it if you don't like my stuff, HATE it even, just tell my why and all is forgiven! It really helps.


Bloody Hell reviews
Konrad Shillings was heir to the Shilling's fortune, attracting the attentions of a gypsy by the name of Sara Huges. In the traditional world of Victorian London disapproval is to be expected for young Julia Shillings who is said to be the unholy offspring of the devil for her father was already dead for a year when she was conceived. Do you think she can uncover the truth?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013