Jasper98
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Joined 03-08-13, id: 905228, Profile Updated: 04-19-13
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and Love.

Hey my name's Jasper! Lol not really, but you can call me that if you want :)

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Once Upon A Time, Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Freaks and Geeks

Favorite Movies: Les Misérables, The Hunger Games, Airplane, Get Smart, Anchorman, and Attack on the Pin-Up Boys

Favorite Artists: Super Junior, Girl's Generation, Ailee, Shinee

A Capella Groups: (I feel they need to go in a special category of their own, just because they're so unique) The Cocktails, ScatterTones, and most recently, The Maccabeats

Favorite Books: (I can't believe I previously forgot about this) Les Misérables, The Fault in Our Stars, Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, The Hunger Games, Water For Elephants, Life of Pi, Flowers for Algernon, The Red Tent, The Curious Case of the Dog in the Nighttime, Monday Mornings, Every Day (I'm probably forgetting loads, but these are the ones that could pop up first in my head)

Favorite Plays: Les Misérables, Wicked, Newsies, The Book of Mormon, Hairspray

Hobbies: Singing, writing, hanging out with friends, and theatre. I've been in four plays in school: The Wizard of Oz, Annie Jr., Treasure Island, Curtains and was recently cast in our student production of Class Action. I love drama club, and am a drama kid until the end

I've seen Les Misérables three times and II LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!!! Ah, it was so good, and if you read "And her name was Evangeline" it's not very difficult to guess who my favorite character is ;) Also Aaron Tveit is just perfect in every single way and I love him so...yeah, we're getting married hahahahaha, us and Georgie Blagden.

There are also a ton of really good Les Miz parodies and covers, my favorite being the one the Maccabeats' medley that they tied into Passover.

I have nine written fanfictions on Fanfiction.net written under the same name, so be sure to check those out!

I have three different fictions written here on this site.

Fourteen: A story about two human "lab rats" that escape and tell their story to the world. I liked the idea of it but I'm not really sure where it's going to go yet. ON HIATUS

The Free: My first legitimate story that I've written and finished. It originally starred the K-Pop band, Super Junior, but I decided to change their names and put it on here. If anyone wants a cast list of who was who, PM me.

The Rich Man's Daughter: My first love-square story. Fortunately for my readers, I know exactly how it's going to end, but not how to get there.

That's all folks!

XOXO

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Just something I found one someone's profile. I added some stuff of my own to it too. The bolded ones apply to me.


I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate GAYS, LESBIANS, or ANYONE WHO ISN'T APPOROVED OF BY THE CHURCH.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I hang out with THEATRE GUYS so I MUST not like NORMAL GUYS.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!razy political activist.

I'M PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be act.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud - mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in the school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm a DRAMA KID so I MUST be an ANTI-SOCIAL FREAK who hates anyone outside their group.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm DANISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.

I SWEAR so I MUST be trying to look TOUGH.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm not BLONDE, so I MUST be UGLY.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I listen to MUSIC FROM OTHER LANGUAGES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I am INTERESTED IN OTHER RELIGIONS, so I MUST want to forsake mine.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist

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The Days of Our Past reviews
Now free from her Mafia father, Tess Genovese is on the road with Max and Sam. But will the past be too much to handle, with emotions flying and hearts open for breaking? Sequel to "The Rich Man's Daughter."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013
A Poem for You
A poem about love from afar.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Complete
Teenage Angst Poem reviews
A poem on unrequited love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Complete
The Free reviews
Seventeen year old Grace goes off to war in her brother's place, and enters a world of bloodshed and death. In the dangerous world full of men, can Grace come out with her life? Or will Grace's decisions destroy the lives of those she loves?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
The Rich Man's Daughter reviews
Seventeen year old Theresa - Tess - Evans is uprooted from her job in a tiny town and reintroduced to her father, whom she thought was dead all her life. She learns her life is in danger when assassins strike. Enter three handsome boys assigned as her protectors, and what is a girl to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete