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Just a scatterbrained Insomniac that randomly comes up with poems when I have inspiration. Though I always get a bad case of writer's block because I never quite think my plots through. Whoops on my part. I guess I'll tell the world a little about myself...
FACTS OF DARKMEOW
I'm a cat person. I have four cats. I also have other pets, they are a guinea pig, a rabbit, and two cute little ratties.
I am also crazy, I mean, how else could I come up with such imaginative ideas? Maybe crazy people are just people who never grew up...
My official awesome reviewer is Itsatrapp01.
I'm an extremely childish, all the time, except when I'm being serious.
I tend to start things, and then not finish them. I am currently improving this, as all my hiatus' will be picked up shortly when I reassemble my ideas. I've also got a new idea in the works.
People who first meet me think I am only twelve, as I am short and extremely childish, in looks and attitude. Why be old and serious when you can be ridiculously fun and crazy?
I randomly get my ideas at random times, and they usually have little to no plot until I sit down and force myself to think one out.
My worst fear? Roaches. No joke. If one of those suckers comes within five feet of me, I freak out like a nuclear bomb just landed in my yard and is about to go off.
Terrible memory. Forgot how to spell fillet for a whole minute. Had to look it up.
I am a superior being!
Lacks common sense almost all of the time.
Booksmart, but not streetsmart.
Talks to inanimate objects. (Me: Hi computer, you piece of junk! Computer: I hate you, and one day, the cats will chew a hole in the wire and it will shock you, therefore rendering YOU a piece of junk! Me: Well, you're a bundle of joy today...)
Has multiple awesome friends. You jelly yet?
Cannot tell right from left. Don't give me directions!
I like spiders. They KILL ROACHES.
DARKMEOW'S FAVORITES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Food, ranging from steak fillet, to Wendy's chicken nuggets. Really.
CATS CATS CATS.
Stuffed animals, especially Pokémon stuffed animals.
Video games, list to be included elsewhere.
Gameboys. They are awesome.
Computers. But not my current one, it's a piece of junk. -Computer electrocutes DarkMeow out of anger and being called a piece of junk for the last two years-
Rubber bands, they're great for shooting at people.
Old vintage stuff.
Large phones with gigantic screens.
DARKMEOW'S LIST OF FANDOMS.
Here's my list of fandoms that I actively partake in.
How To Train Your Dragon, mostly because of how awesome Toothless is.
Doctor Who (I blame my friend for making me obsess over it. -Points finger accusingly at friend-)
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES:
Sims (But not the first Sims, it's nice and all, but it LOOKS TERRIBLE)
Mario of course!
Aaaand that's all there is about me that I can remember at the moment.
THE RULES OF DARKMEOW
These are the rules of the DarkMeow, for others, and for the DarkMeow itself.
And that's my current rule setup.
These are my fears. Yes, there are a lot of them, I know.Roaches Large Gatherings Of Human Beings School Anything Remotely Poisonous Responsibility The Future Speaking To A Group The Dark, Specifically What's In The Dark Serial Killers
These are my usual fears.