Crow Hysteria
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Joined 03-17-13, id: 906855, Profile Updated: 03-18-13
Author has written 13 stories for Life, General, Love, Friendship, Nature, and War.

Wicked. Brutal. Cruel. Gore loving. Twisted. Romanticist.

"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me." - Prof. Hysteria

Hm, I've always been horrid with talking about myself, but nevertheless it is polite to do so.Where to begin?

Yes, where to begin ,indeed. Well I shall start at the beginning, continue through the middle and then stop when I get to the end. Yes, yes, that does sound like a most excellent plan. One should always start things before you finish them. Though perhaps it more insight could be gleaned from starting at the end going through the beginning and stopping at the middle. But what if... Ahh the issues of infinite possibilities. With an unlimited number of possibilities there are an endless number of ways in which to proceed, and that leads to indefinite indecision as one takes time to consider which way to proceed. So its decided to begin in the middle, go through the beginning and stop at the end. What constitutes beginnings, middles, and ends anyway?

Enough of my mindless rambling.

Writing is an on going passion in many fine arts. I write more than I draw or dance.

I can say I am a fan of Hellsing and of Black Butler, Dexter [If you have ever heard of it., and many other tv series and anime.

Edgar Allan Poe...Is my main inspiration, I adore his stories , no specific favorite.

You will be seeing much of my work here and please, call me Professor Hysteria.

Naughty,eccentric, a fancy talker, goofy, catty,and intelligent. There are the traits I am mostly known by,depending on who you are and what side of me you see! And when I say catty I mean I have the mannerism of a cat. I'm a bit complex but I think I'm quite alright that way, for people who think they have me figured out they truly do not. I some times speak in riddles and don't always mean what I say. I constantly contradict myself in a higher plane and give no room for any one to get too close or to far.

Beware, I run a ship of ruthless cats and fellow crows. My First Mate is a Raven, we, together will devour the sea and skies in our fight against the fish!

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Eyes by Watercatcher7984 reviews
The eyes he should have searched.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Him by Watercatcher7984 reviews
He left me.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013
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Never The Same
A Self Portrait is in the Disguise.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 1/6 - Complete
Dear Writer reviews
The Blockage
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2013
Conflicted Illusion
Do you fear the ilusion?
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete
The Sway
Sway with me.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete
The Unforgettable
Moments in life with these guys.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
Mark in Time
Inspire Time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
The Sanctified Trials reviews
We all fall eventually. Only to rise anew.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
The Way Feel
Feel my emotions..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Complete
Strength Unjusted
Branded. Picked upon. But still Strong. Can you be like that?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
A Dream so Vivid
Thoughts of love combined with a dream. If you think about it hard enough you can feel it in your dreams.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Rain's Kiss To Me reviews
Has the rain ever kissed you because you loved it so much? I've experienced it's insightful touch. Have you ever seen it's passion to dance it's way into your heart? If only you could imagine...that beauty..
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Dance with the Heart reviews
Can you dance with your heart, which has carried you far and wide to it world? Listen to the song it sings and dance with elegance and grace to the song of mine.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
DREAMS,VAIN, & REALITY reviews
Can you tell? Just Because you feel it Doesn't Make it True. Separate Dreams From Reality, and Dissect Vanity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete