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Procrastinisha - Starting Tomorrow
"Good Morning, Sunshine - the world says...
...Hello!" Procrastinisha is a coalition of two young writers from FanFiction, between the ages of one and ninety-nine, some where on Earth and of questionable sanity.
We ask you to please respect that we are indeed two people with two very different writing styles, almost completely independent of each other - and we do not always pen in tandem. Sometimes we will work on large projects together, in which both of our literary signatures will be molded into one glorious euphoria of awesomeness, whereas at other times we will branch off and write stories of our own under the same account. Sometime soon we'll devise a labelling system; most likely 'Thing 1' and 'Thing 2'. Hopefully, however, it will be clear to see which one of us has written which story, due to differing interests and of course the structure of our literature.
We can be found on FanFiction and DeviantArt under the same username.
We're not about to go scouring other websites, so it's possible that ideas similar to ours may have been penned before, but honestly, we despite plagiarism and if our works echo those of another author then we sincerely apologise.
"Now, don't get excited. Don't lose your head, Augustus. We don't want anybody...
...to lose that." We, as Procrastinisha, understand that some of our works may be considered offensive. We do write some very controversial stories and ask that if you think that you may very well lose your head to stop reading immediately. We will not be held responsible, nor do we feel responsible, for any affront that our readers may experience; nor will we respond in any way that deviates from the nature of this passage to angry private messages of any sort. If you are looking for a reaction, you will not find one. Our stories may upset you, but all we can say is this: we have warned you on our profile, we have warned you at the beginning of the story, and we have warned you in the bio. In fact we don't actually feel in any way inclined to give half a damn what you think and how you feel if you're going to be a rude, sorry sod, seeing as it's really your problem and not ours, but because we feel that it is our responsibility to tell potential offendees what they are in for, we will caution you anyway. Anything that happens past that point is beyond our control. Criticism is welcome. Hate mail is not. If you disliked our story line or were offended by the plot and seek to leave a review stating this then we will of course treat this in the same way as any other review, but angry rants are not acceptable. Procrastinisha greatly values each and every review that we get, we just ask you to refrain from an all-out declaration of war! We hope that you, as a fellow reader and perhaps a fellow author too, can understand this. Thank you.
Have a nice day, and watch out for ferrets! Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak - Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass!
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