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Joined 03-31-13, id: 909630, Profile Updated: 06-03-13
Author has written 8 stories for Romance, and Action.

What's up, it's Leah! Don't call me Lele or I'll get pissed...

I wrote teen and kids fiction ranging from romance, to horror, all kinds of genres! My favourite types are MURDER MYSTERIES!

I love them!

My favourite singers are P!nk, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Eminem, Emelie Sande, Olly Murs, Alex G (Youtuber) Megan Nicole (Youtuber) Dave Days (Youtuber)

My favourite bands are The Script, Maroon 5, Lady Antebellum, Coldplay, F.U.N.

My favourite author is...I have a lot (Shrug)

My favourite chocolate bar is...uh...I dunno! Uh...dairy milk...yorkie?...I DON'T KNOW! STOP PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT!

I'm a chocoholic (Duh!)

I'm Irish!

Not comfortable stating my age. I'll just tell you I'm either 12, 13, or 14. Up to you to believe which one.

I love youtube, who doesn't?

My favourite you tubers go:

11: Megan Nicole

10: Alex G

9: Bart Baker

8: CollegeHumour

7: Tobuscus

6: Jacksfilms

5: Barely Political (AKA The Key Of Awesome)

4: Smosh

3: FineBros

2: Shane Dawson

1: Pewdiepie!!

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I'm the kinda girl that seems tomboyish, hates sports, and secretly LOVES romances. I'm a cliche kinda girl...

What I hate: Rude people, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Moshi Monsters, or any other sites like that, nuts...and RUDE PEOPLE! if you don't like my book, don't read it! You can say you don't like it, but I don't wanna hear- 'Your book is a pile of crap. my dog can write better than that'. Or I'll get mad! And that has been sent to me...that is one of the reasons I left wattpad...

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.
If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things, you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word... and you do at random moments, copy this into your profile!

I got news! I got an Instagram page just for fictionpress! It's called MysteriousLives so please follow! I'll be posting people from my books up on it. Thanks!

I'm GENDERQUEER so I MUST be confused
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (heh, well...)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm TRANSGENDER so I MUST also be gay.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

Stop stereotypes! Do it by copy and pasting this in your profile and putting it he ones you are in bold!

Sorry I'm gone a bit AWOL, but I'm working on finishing my first ever novella that may get published. Would you like to read it? It's up as Uneventful.

So... Read, review, follow! BYE!

Leah out!

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Pet Peeves of a Critic by M. D. Harder reviews
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Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,950 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
Hollow Night by Scarlet-SKull reviews
When life turns grim, look into the shadows further; there may be a pathway leading to a better future.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,629 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012
Take Me Out Of The Jocks' Game by deadheart115 reviews
Sick of getting dumped by too-charming jocks, closet-Einstein Charley Thomson decides to cease dating the deceiving miscreants for good. When she finally meets the perfect candidate for a non-jock boyfriend, a persistent baseball player keeps getting in her way. And he doesn't seem too keen in leaving her alone any time soon. It doesn't take a genius to figure this one out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,557 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
Greyfields Academy for boys by DrunkOnImagination reviews
Alexis lived with her Mom together as a happy family, that is until her Mom dies and she has to move in with her Grandpa. Sounds awful! Thats what Alexis thought, until she realised she had to go to a boarding school, FOR BOYS. Things definitley couldn't go downhill from here... right?
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Transferred by xDarkMeetsLight reviews
My name is Stormy Hartinger...and today is the day that I was forced to move into an all-boys school. 2013 Brittany Cassano All Rights Reserved
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013
Catch Me by Alice Nguyen1 reviews
"Amber, stop," he said, holding up the gun. "We need you to come back to the DWD, please…we don't want to hurt you, but you have to get back." I rolled my eyes. "I rather die than go back to that hostile place," I smirked at him, and turned and jumped out of the broken glass window. I'm never going to get back.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013
I Really Do Hate You by JessieBo reviews
She was America's sweetheart. He was the rich playboy. So what happens when their parents decide an arranged marriage could make them even richer? Well, it means living together for two years, and trying to keep certain matters secret. Good luck with that
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Insert Catchy Title Here by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...
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Our Meadow reviews
Scarlett Swan spend her young days frolicking through the meadows with her childhood love. They were young, they were innocent, they were the best of friends. But he left, leaving her to move on, to forget. And now, on her sixteenth birthday, things go awry. And she finds out things about herself...of a werewolf kind. Not to mention a mate. Full summary inside. Bad language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013
Past Lovers (Pen Wars Flashbacks)
He hates her, she hates him. This shows their story. What they had to do, what they had to overcome, so they could be together. Through kids and teens. Love and loss. They become one. T for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,387 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013
Uneventful
Marcie Clark had it all, the brains, the looks, the family. But, on her least favourite day of the year all that is changed by a lone gunman. Now, thrust into a world she's only read about, full of Stalkers, Magic and more. Marcie, unbeknownst, is holding powers that could destroy the whole world, and no way to stop herself. Full summary inside. Action/Humour/Mystery
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Published: 6/3/2013
The Boss' Daughter reviews
'So...' She trails off with a sigh, running a hand through her hair, 'What do we do' 'You can pull your 'I'm a girl' shit, but I'm not budging.' 'Nor am I.' She scowls angrily, her chocolate eyes ablaze. 'So we have no choice.' 'No we don't.' She agrees. 'We have to share the same bed. A single bed.' Full Summary Inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2013
My Bucket List Love
Charlotte Miller never feared death, she welcomed it with open arms. But death rejected her. But Charlotte's wish comes when she receives a mysterious letter in her door late one night. Stemming from her father's 'business', she shall be killed to pay his debt. She creates a bucket list, and everything is turned upside down. Full summary inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013
Pen Wars! (A Caleb And Natalie Story) reviews
They've hated each other since day one. He pulled her hair, she stomped on his foot. He took her pen, she hit him. He stole her first kiss, she kicked him. Apart for years, awkwardness arises when he returns. What happens when she finds someone else? Now, he's her jerk of a boss, and he wants her. Friendship blossoms, but is it more? Love isn't easy. Longer summary inside Language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,413 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013
Stories Of Songs reviews
Every song has a story. So here I'm taking requests and any song you want, I'll make it into a one shot, be it horror, sci fi, or romance or whatever! Comment on what song you want! Updated 1-2 times a week.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013
My Cliched FairyTale reviews
Hayden Waters has spent her whole life feeling ugly, and being told it doesn't help either. What happens when she gets the chance to show the biggest player in the school how it feels to be played? But what happens when she finds out that one person has loved her all these years, but is finding out enough? Will Hayden get her happily ever after? Language. Cliches John Tucker Style!
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