Parker Megraw
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Joined 04-05-13, id: 910716, Profile Updated: 09-05-21
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Nature, Humor, Supernatural, Fantasy, and Fantasy.

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Glossary of fantasy terms for Elahilamalafos:

Andethall—The world in which everyone lives. A dangerous place. Would not recommend for travel.

Belidian Isles—A country near Thendor Island

Crawlers—Creatures with hard bodies and more than four legs that crawl on the ground or at the bottom of the ocean

Elahilamalafos—Ancient term to describe a deity that transcends time and space

Karlaton—A predominantly human country in the northern continents

Kryptillia—A race of humanoids, still extant. They have long, pointed ears, antennae, fur on their elbows and calves, and are insectivores.

Magic—The unexplainable happenings that occur when certain mathematical ratios are reached

Northern Continents—A collection of continents and countries in the northern hemisphere populated primarily by humans

Northern Standard—The primary language spoken in the Northern Continents

Pakelo—Kryptillian term; synonymous to “dumbass”

Sard—A large, reptilian creature domesticated for travel and transport

Selos—A year marker, kind of like "circa" I guess

Southern Continents—A collection of continents and countries in the southern hemisphere populated primarily by the alien race the Kryptillia

Southern Standard—The primary language spoken in the Southern Continents

Thendor—A predominantly human, small island country in the northern continents. Recently industrialized

Wingers—Creatures with hard bodies and more than four legs that fly in the sky

Zod—The spirit realm. Actually believed in, not so much; but often referenced in exclamations of distress.

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Frazzie and the Fairy Treasure by Marina x Machina reviews
A fantasy adventure featuring various mythical figures including mermaids, fairies, queer people of color, and yes swimming cats. Illustration is by me, MarinaxMachina.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,327 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Complete
Economics by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Mathematical angst for the creative mind...
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
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Elahilamalafos reviews
Kass Cooper, a girl with the strange ability to predict things through her dreams, sets out into a foreign country on a quest to save her island after dreaming of its destruction. But when her chaperone goes missing, she and a couple of other kids with strange abilities of their own must embark on a journey throughout the land to find her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 12/22/2019
It Was in a White Dress
Uploading old stuff for funsies. Wrote it when I was 15. It's about an innocent kiddo who meets her demise in a mysterious and [conveniently] unexplained experiment.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Published: 12/8/2020
The Sword and the Slave
Uploading old stuff for funsies. Wrote it when I was 14. It's uh... um... it's certainly a story. Two girls are switched at birth. One is living the life of a royal. One is a slave. Both are morons lol
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Published: 12/8/2020
The Magic Sparkle Fairies
Uploading old stuff for funsies. Wrote it when I was 13. It's about an edgy fairy who doesn't get along with her happy-go-lucky companions because she has a lampshade where her heart should be.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Published: 12/8/2020 - Complete
Beyond the Bizarre reviews
Varie High is probably cooler than the high school you went to. It has prophets, faeries, witches, zombies, ghosts haunting the bathrooms, plenty of cute boys, and no standardized tests. Varie High is a safehaven for those who do not fit in with the humans - but will they keep their paranormal secrets under wraps forever when an oversharing teen enters the scene?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 8/2/2017
The Short Adventure of Yuki Sue reviews
Meet Yuki Sue. She is beautiful, resourceful, has eyes you could stare into forever, and is the youngest, most adorable character in the world who must be protected by everyone. She has struggled with many dilemmas in her life, but will soon face the biggest dilemma of them all: Will any of her talents save her from bad writing?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Complete
Competence and Thoughtfulness reviews
Medical industry satire. Enjoy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2016
What Good Are Cameras, Anyway? reviews
Western Washington state appreciation poem.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2016
The Coolest Guy You'll Ever Meet reviews
Come right on over, ladies; he's one in a million. You won't find another like him in a thousand centuries. (Be sure to read in an overly-dramatic voice.)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/23/2013