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The Bonny Ship by M. Forthe reviews
There's an island where time stands still, a prison for two ancient evils, where villagers with dark secrets and pirates with a reconstructed ship constantly feud. Eva is dropped right in the middle of it, with no memory of how she got there, and no plan to escape. Maybe the pirates will help her? That is, if their captain can manage not to be an irritating prick for five minutes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,490 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/8/2009
NY: Anti Villain, Anti Hero & Anti Everything Else by Zhen Xue Qing reviews
All graduating students at Evil Academy have to complete a Final Project: to take over another planet. Nocte Yin, however, is more worried over her family matters than anything else. That is until, of course, she is assigned her planet: Earth. [Cover by laniessa]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,734 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Wizard of Bright Isle by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A young man risks his life to save a magical creature and discovers he has the gift to become a wizard. Thrust into a world of magic, politics and intrigue, he finds himself caught up in the struggle for control of a kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,402 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Graveyard Tales by newshound reviews
How long has it been since you truly had to fight to survive? What would you do to ensure you lived to see tomorrow? In a world populated by the dead, what will humanity do to live?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,730 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/9/2006
The Wildest of Tales by Sercus Kaynine reviews
Nothing is ever as it seems at the Circus of the Belles. Here, the ringmaster is a witch, humans become animals and animals become humans, stowaways become performers and performers become stowaways, and every show contains a hint of magic.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,698 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
The Boy Emperor and His Labyrinth by Zhen Xue Qing reviews
Once a year, a midnight sun hangs above the Arctic for the duration of twenty-four hours. Once a year, Emperor Dire knows that he cannot be lost... because there is no darkness to be had. ::Pre-Nocte Series::
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Modern Magic by Zi Jian reviews
A high fantasy genre parody set in a modern world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,893 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Chateau Tisane by Zi Jian reviews
If Luis Hyde hears someone call him a "wizard" one more time, he's going to scream. Or, maybe, live up to one of those rumors about his supposed plans to burn down the city...Tempting. Perhaps some time in his garden might calm him down a bit.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,130 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
Isolation by Ylsa reviews
When floodwaters rise out of control, Kate's school is cut off from the rest of the world. Within 24 hours a teacher is dead, and amid panic and hysteria, the remaining pupils must fight to survive. WARNING: Rated teen but quite a dark story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Nocte Yin by Zhen Xue Qing reviews
Meet Nocte: your average 12 year old girl. Now meet her family: your average evil, sadistic, villainous and yet, somehow, loving family. Problem: Said family’s making said girl go to Evil Academy. Even More of a Problem: She doesn’t want to be evil.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,904 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Cheese, Crackers, Milk, Sandwich by Frore reviews
There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
Golden Heresy by Limyaael reviews
*COMPLETE* Another parodic fantasy novel. The Rennon Heresy, as contained in the story of its lead priestess and the journals of a cynical mage. Pity the poor priestess who has to edit this and make it acceptable to the Light.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 138,896 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003
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