I am not stupid, mydear friends

Hello. I don't really believe there's anything of interest about me, not anything worth telling...though do please be good people, what ever they will be.

thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you

I got this off of seanrhesheep356's profile and followed their advice of putting your own words in the parentheses.

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Lier, Lier, Pants on fire!)On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Now my plans are ruined!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (That clears up ALL the confusion.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Now why would you do that?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (NO you told me to late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (NO WAY!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Why Not?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Now who gave the child a car?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I never would have guessed!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So they don't work in outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now that is perfectly clear.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Really I wonder why?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (But what if I wanted to eat the packet AND the nuts?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (*bangs forehead on table*)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Thanks, I never would have know.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!