HofTelle
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Joined 04-23-13, id: 914130, Profile Updated: 08-09-13

I'm an amazing person, shut up.

and I love revenge, okay?

LOL, hi there, I don't really have anything to put up here for now, but I'll think of something.

In the mean time : check out my wattpad - http:///user/HofTelle (and a fanfic account by the same name)

curiosity killed the cat, but a cat has 9 lives, so its okay : http:///HofTelle

I'm always unfashionably late. I tend to laugh at anything and everything. I like to procrastinate. I like me some choclatey goodness. Working out is my drug. I heart Saturdays.

allright, that's it for now folks;

Hugs and Hersheys

kisses are too mainstream my loves

PS: I beta (so I'm accepting requests right about...NOW!); I edit on wattpad too :D

Cheers!

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Shooting From the Hip by cu-kid reviews
She fell in love with him the minute she saw him. No. That wasn't true. She hated him the instant he opened his mouth. That, at least, might have been a little more accurate. For the most part, anyway...*Judge's Pick Best Drama, SKoW Round 12
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,014 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Of Dukes and Peasants by Lenah. C reviews
On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,414 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/15/2010
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
They Call It 'Karma' by Just Mystical reviews
Ocean High is full of egotistical boys and flirty girls, and Essa refuses to acknowledge any of them. However, the one person that manages to get under her skin, is the number one person on her hate list. Creston Montgomery Spencer. COMPLETE. EDITING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,342 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Bride Hunt by D.M. Ralte reviews
A tale where Devlin Madison, filthy richie & playboy extraordinaire, employs a sullen, streetwise young woman when he's suddenly thrown into an early inheritance which not ony brings money, but a bride search as well. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,317 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete