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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

14. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

16. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

18. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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The Classics of Love by xoxluurve reviews
She was everything he wasn't, nothing he ever needed, someone he didn't deserve. But it didn't matter. Watching her serenade him, eyes bright with humour and something so tender it made his heart ache – he decided he wanted her anyway.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,561 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/3/2011
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Ascension by Maddiecat reviews
Sequel to Metamorphosis. At age sixteen, Mira Pascal got pregnant. And now that she's had the baby; things are about to get a lot harder.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 233,167 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011
The Pregnancy Project by myheart4you reviews
I never really understood what the big deal of teen pregnancy was. You know, "it'll ruin your life" or something. But I didn't think so. So, for a class project, I got pregnant on purpose. I had it all planned out. I was going to find out what people at school thought of me, have the baby, give it up for adoption, and then present the project and get an A. Things aren't that easy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,645 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
Archangels by Arowana Flounder reviews
One day someone coughed on the tube. Within six months, billions were dead. Aden Hamilton is a 16-year-old girl suspected of being a carrier of a deadly flu virus. She finds that the Flu is not the enemy everyone thinks, and it could become her greatest ally against the real enemy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,510 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013
Guinea Pig by Grand M reviews
"The next guy that walks through that door will be your test subject," Sofie said. "No ifs, ands, or buts." "Fine," I said through gritted teeth. In hindsight, I should have waited five more seconds before agreeing, because the moment Scott Maher walked into the class, he had become my guinea pig. I had to seduce the most powerful guy in the senior grade. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,525 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Like Vines We Intertwined by SyriaSingaporeSpain reviews
Previously unpopular Lottie Carew is set on reinventing herself at her new school, but within the beautiful, elite group there are scandals intertwining every character. These rich, privileged teenagers are hiding some dirty little secrets from each other, as the whole school watches them tumble out in the setting of the prestigious Winchester Coeducational Boarding School.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,379 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012
Eternal Flame by Zaff18 reviews
Their love was never meant to survive...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012
Red Petals by Zaff18 reviews
My parents killer kidnapped me. Like murdering them wasn't bad enough... [TRAILER in my profile page]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,142 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
Turning Point by myheart4you reviews
Only a little while after Blake and Kaily fell in love, they split apart. A bitter breakup caused them to lose contact with each other, even though it tore them both to pieces. Both Kaily and Blake had changed, but what happens when the two meet each other again four years later?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,282 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Where The Lines Overlap by myheart4you reviews
You all know the story. Blake is the rich guy, lives in the nicest house, goes to the best school. Kaily, on the other hand, lives in a bad neighborhood, small apartment, and has to work for everything. Her one outlet is playing guitar at Jam, a local club that has live music. When Blake accidentally hears Kaily playing in the music room, what will happen when their paths cross?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,194 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4813 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Metamorphosis by Maddiecat reviews
When you're sixteen, you're supposed to go to parties, shop til you drop, and hang out with friends. But not Mira Pascal; She's got more on her plate that any other teen probably couldn't handle. Why, you may ask? She's pregnant. Sequel is up.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 208,567 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Like Best Friends but a Little More by xoxluurve reviews
To-do lists equaled love. He had an obsession with her groceries and a hero complex she secretly appreciated. His girlfriend wasn’t much of an obstacle; he only liked to be distracted. After all, she couldn’t know he secretly wanted her, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Love Like Woe reviews
I didn't want to do the dare but it's not like I had a choice either. Most girls would kill to date Ryan Larsen but not me. Why? He's a jerk. And how could I forgive him for hurting my best friend? Yeah, lets see how this turns out. Because me plus Ryan equals... well, you don't want to see. Thanks a lot Chase.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014