Mixtapes are Antiquated
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Joined 04-22-00, id: 9151, Profile Updated: 05-12-08
Author has written 12 stories for General, Fantasy, and General.

So, it was definitely time for a change, which pretty much meant a new username, after... what... seven years? What can I say? I was on crack, and no, I won't share with you.

But, the new name = Mixtapes are Antiquated! 'Tis a sad truth, I know, but I do adore mixtapes... even if they are a wee bit technologically passé. Emoface. I like to pretend that when I burn CDs they are mixtapes, like the ones I used to make in the good old days, i.e. before pimples, braces, and shaving (you know, when we could still be cool wearing gellies, stirrup pants, and LipSmackers necklace chains to school), by recording my favorite songs off the radio. Nostalgia. I still have them, too, bitches. If you make me a mixtape, you'll have my heart and I will love you forever and ever.

P.S. I'm not dead. I'm just busy growing up, or rather, attempting to slow the process. Can anyone direct me to Neverland (and don't give me that second star to the left and straight on 'til morning bull. Vicious lies! Talk about being vague...) puh-lease?

Peace.

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The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
Bloody Mary by Mebrireth reviews
A young girl begins to experience the terror of Stigmata, and a whole new world is revealed, complete with demons after her soul. Contains dark religious content. FINISHED!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,337 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 5/14/2002
I Watched the Rain Fall by Consistently Inconsistent reviews
He has been here for what seems like eternity, has everything he wishes for except memories. When the memories return, life, or death, takes on a new meaning. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2003
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Over the Fantasy reviews
She fell, but never hit the ground as she expected. Instead, Laura is thrown into another world where she meets a brooding young man and is forced into a quest that she has no idea of her importance in: she is the Lady Madrigal, and destined to die.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,990 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 11/5/2002
Trading Faces reviews
EPILOGUE! Josephine Forbes has been cursed. When she is thrown into her snotty, popular cousin’s body, she must find a way to get back before the spell is made permanent. How to break the curse? Find true love. The catch? She has two weeks to do it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Complete
Corners reviews
...'You feel sorry for me,' she repeats, smiling almost comically. Her addicts smile. 'You don't know me. So why are you really here, Sloan? I'm not perfect, sure, but no one is at all. You're here to fix me. But I'm not broken, I'm only stalled.' ONESHOT
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Hell, aka, the Feminine Hygiene Aisle reviews
Ah, the woes of three incompetent kidnappers, and what they must do for their kidnapee. One man's journey to Hell and back as he braves every male's worst nightmare: the feminine hygiene aisle. ONESHOT
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Vandalism reviews
Susan: seventeen, conventional, and obsessed with reading any grafitti she can find. But after being locked in a boys' bathroom, she never expected to read a suicide declaration and find herself trying to save a student's life. One problem: who wrote it?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006
Lullaby for a Dark Mind reviews
Darkness doesn't have to be evil. It can be beautiful.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/9/2004
Shatter reviews
Written during a very emotional period of my life. A girl comes to the point where she cannot take the pain any longer.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/25/2003
Champagne reviews
ONESHOT. Nothing to do with the drink. She was a lonely college student until she met the mysterious Champagne. It's not what you expect.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
Drift reviews
I lost my best friend once. It was painful, especially the part where we gradually drifted apart. Have you felt it?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003
Lost Soldier for the Cause reviews
Life with an incurable disease
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/6/2002
Pandora's Box reviews
So many choices to make/ so many roads ahead/ but by some twisted fate/ some take the wrong one
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/6/2002
Seasons of Sakura reviews
The life of a Sakura blossom going through the four seasons, being born and dying. Symbolic of life in general.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2001