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Author has written 13 stories for Fantasy, General, Haiku, General, Mythology, Love, Romance, and Thriller.


My name is Vilde, i'm 19 years old and from Norway.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

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Lies of men by Darkenedpoetry reviews
My confused string of thoughts. Being a girl is complicated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Complete
The One Who Loves Her Back by Delilah Brightman reviews
He asks her a question that she refuses, even though it hurts her to do so. But honesty is her policy and she would rather be single than date someone she cannot bring herself to love. A one-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Saliva Overload by WishingDreamer5
Leon's bringing three lost but hyper-active Dalmatian puppies back to where they belong. But the dogs don't spare him during this trip, testing his stamina by doing the cutest things to the taciturn man. He doesn't know how quick he should get away from them. Honestly, why was it that all dogs seemed to love him enough to keep licking his face? He hoped to god nobody was watching..
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Rosary by desultory
'Something so small, yet so much more powerful.'
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
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Red Snow, Black Winter
It's cold. I can feel my hands shaking, trying to stay warm, and failing. My name is Marie, Marie Jackson, but you can call me MJ. This is the story of how my life, and the world as I knew it, went straight to hell.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Published: 1/31/2015
History of a teenage recluse
A short story a came up with at 4 AM. Please give me some feedback.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Complete
In the end, she loved him reviews
My rendition of the story between Hades and Persephone. Written as a bad poem i'm afraid. Hope you enjoy and don't hate me to much at the end of it.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Riddle me this, riddle me that reviews
Can you Solve my riddle? Hope you enjoy it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Complete
First loves poem reviews
how can you describe what true love feels like? how can you explain it to the One? I don't know. Hope you enjoy it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
What is this feeling? reviews
title tells it all does it not. hope you like it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
The Ocean reviews
what is freedom? no one knows for sure because everybody has a different opinion. This is mine. Hope you like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
Lokis torment reviews
Just something that came to life thanks to all the great work posted here at FictionPress. I love you all and hope you like it.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Why, mother, why? reviews
Persephones musings. Inspired by all the lovely work within mythology here at FictionPress.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Musings of a to-be murder victim
Something that sprung to life almost on it's own and I honestly have no idea what really represents. Maybe you can find out.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Memories of the moon reviews
School assignment that turned a little too morbid for my english teacher. Hope someone here likes it.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Tårer reviews
Hva kroppen og følelsene mine fikk meg til å skrive da jeg fikk vite om noe jeg ikke klarte å takle helt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - Norwegian - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Memoirs of a vampire reviews
Just a short poem of what i think/ believe a vampire would feel today.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
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