The Broken Idealist
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Joined 05-05-13, id: 916280, Profile Updated: 07-25-13

Name: Lucy

Gender: Female

Species: Undecided

Despite it being common knowledge that I genuinely do not believe true and everlasting love exists, I am pretty open about my fancy for nauseatingly sweet and artfully written love stories. Apart from this, I adore literature of the genres Comedy, Horror, Action, Mystery...Come to think about it, I haven't really that much of a preference. Once, when I ran out of things to read as I sat upon my porcelain throne, I descended to reading the back of my shampoo's label. I jest you not.

If I tell you I love your story, know that I will probably also be advertising it (properly credited and fawned over, of course) on my Tumblr account. When I find art, I believe in sharing it, for the relationship between a reader and writer is supposed to be a mutual benefits one in my opinion. You provide the beauty, and I will do my best to lavish it with publicity that your story gets the recognition from more people that it deserves.

You may or may not know me from my Fanfiction.net account, as I go by the very same name (and same password, mind you! Hush hush). I started this account primarily because of my love for poetry, and I simply could not bear to go without leaving a review, and I have this aversion to reviewing anonymously. Likely, you won't be viewing any original works from me any time soon. I'm here to rediscover my roots as a reader first and foremost.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Transvest Yourself by Abrasive reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Romantic School Bus Barfing by Angry Lobster reviews
Kate really, really needs to get off the bus. Cute and funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Virtuoso by his terrible beauty reviews
I loved him like a symphony that soared inside my brain. I loved him, how I loved him, and his music kept me sane... A poem about falling in love with a musician.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Lady by Imaginary Strangers reviews
She'll kiss you in that makebelieve way you can't help but fall down down down.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
be mine by pixy-dizzy reviews
baby, i will be your butterfly girl, your curie, your wendy, your lullaby, and i stare at your lips too often.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Ode to Procrastination by Respect Is Sexy reviews
the title says it all. this poem is rated for teenagers not because there's any mature content, but because only teenagers will GET it
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
tiara things & sad boy flings by none of burt's beeswax reviews
everyone said i was too beautiful for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete