Zero the Magnificent
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Joined 05-12-13, id: 917419, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
Author has written 2 stories for Nature, and Humor.

So, uh... Hi.

I go by Zero, and I love writing!

I love Anime and Manga as well! :D I'm 15, and single by choice, sorta. My favorite color is orange, and I have a pug who is blind in one eye. I love eating, so... yeah.

I never thought I would ever write for people other than my best friends. But then I found FanFiction and this here FictionPress, and now anyone can read my writing! There is nothing more gratifying than having someone like your writing so much they feel the need to write you a review to tell you so.

Hmmm, about me?

Well, my birthday is early September. So I am not only Virgo the Maiden, (booyah) I am also a sapphire! Yay, I am forever blue. FOEVER ALONE.

For some strange reason, I have an obsession with romantic tragedies. It's sad, really. I also have an urge to kill off the characters in my stories mercilessly, usually causing someone else to commit suicide. I am nothing if not a drama queen sometimes.

I try to update any and all of my stories as soon as possible, but since I am still in school, homework and shit like that gets in the way.

Oh, something I really should mention is that I curse a lot.

I will, however, give out my email to those who want it, just to strike up a conversation. PMing is all fine and dandy, but it can be annoying sometimes. Email is just so much easier. For me, at least.

I am also a self proclaimed Grammar Nazi and OCD Spelling Freak, so if you see any errors in my stories, PLEASE TELL ME.

I love to read, and I also love to write, so if you have any ideas for fanfictions, send them to me, and I might write them for you, I might not.

It annoys the hell out of me when things I have been into since forever suddenly becomes popular and no one believes me when I say that I loved it BEFORE it was popular. Does that make me a hipster? I guess.

I love reddit. It's just staring at me there, saying, come on, I dare you, click ALL the blue links, and then I'm all... Aww, what the hell, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I like to think I would make a fairly good cartoonist, yet my brain and hand seem to think otherwise and seem intent upon ruining every goddamn thing I draw. Grrr...

Just gonna say it here, folks. I have accidentally read a lemon, and I wasn't as scarred as you would think. It's not like I had no idea what they were doing...

My ambition in life is to become famous, one way or another. I want to be either an actress, a singer, an author, or a private investigator when I grow up.


Let's see... Sometimes when I get really bored I talk to myself. Other times I just talk to myself because I enjoy having a heated argument with myself.

I really hate it when people I know change all of the sudden, and ignore me. It's happened. It sucks.

As you can probably tell, I am, indeed, a girl.

I call this one kid that annoys me 'Trashcan'.

I want VERY BADLY to learn japanese.

I want VERY BADLY to go to Japan.

I hate summarizing things 'cause I suck at it.

I have a notebook made out of elephant poo. No joke.

The day I turn 18, I will tell all of you guys, if I am still on FanFiction by then.

I like getting PMs from people, it makes me feel special.

I am keeping a tiny journal filled with things most people don't know about me.

Llamacorns and Glamaloats are god's gift to mankind.

Edward The Gnome by Mini the Fantastical reviews
A short story about a gnome named Edward. Mother's Day gift for my mom!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
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Things to remember reviews
A little song I wrote while I was supposed to be studying for a test
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/15/2013
When I was young, I hated the rain
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete