Hi, I'm SparkleGirl45.

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first and whatever you hit, call it your target.

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.

When a door closes, another one should open. If it doesn't, then go in through the window.

When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name, I said "Are you crazy?! What's my name going to be then?!"

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think they contain oxygen. I think they're just there to muffle the screams.

Is it good if a blow dryer blows?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think was in charge?

Now, as you can see, I like to say random things. It's all just fun. Enjoy.