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Joined 05-18-13, id: 918636, Profile Updated: 09-08-13
Author has written 6 stories for Action, Supernatural, and Young Adult.

I love to write, most of my books are rated T but probably anyone ten and up can read them. Be sure to follow my best three, The Forgotten Vampire Camp: Book One, The DreamCatchers, and Boomy: The Spirit Within!

Please read, review, favorite, and follow my books,


"Eyes are the most mysterious feature of the human, you never know what they've seen, what they've been through. What you've seen and been through is what has made you" -Brad Turner (Me)

"It's time to look inward and start asking yourself the big questions;

who are you, and what do you want?" -Uncle Iroh

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid (not at the moment but naturally I am)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I fail tests all the time, so I MUST be a jock

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT B's, so I must be average.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I0\'m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
There are FEW things that scare me, MUST prepare for everything in life.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (are you calling me emo?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

The Short Story Approach by SmaugTheElder reviews
The Short Story Approach is basically a compilation of short stories I wrote. From horror to adventure. Enjoy! Rated T for violence.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013
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Light & Dark: Angels Among Us
Noah, Ally, and Sarah enter their first year of high school and meet a mysterious new student, Switch. When they discover Switch is a cursed angel being hunted, they can't abandon him, and they will risk their lives to help him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,310 - Published: 3/14
Thief: Out of The Shadows
Niko's childhood was ruined when his mom died and his dad was arrested, he went to a friend named Morgan, and his brother Joey, they became a gang, but it didn't happen all that fast...Niko has become a thief who doesn't think of himself that way, he has many flashbacks about the forming of his gang and his past. There is so much more..."it's like nothing you've ever read before."
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,223 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/22/2013
The Forgotten Vampire Camp: Book One reviews
Brad has been friends with Garrett, Karli, and Lilly for years. They have always been great friends to him, friends who told him everything, or so he thought, when Joe bites Brad he finds out that his friends are half vamps and Vampires, now there's a camping trip where vampires will be everywhere, and a prophecy that one of them is the chosen vampire, their destinies will unwind.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013
Time passes, things change, a not so good party reviews
Time passes, things change, a not so good party. What's going on: Brad, Garrett, Karli, Jill, Joe, and Rebecca had been the best of friends since 7th grade, now they had just graduated high school 4 years ago. They've only seen each other individually a few times since high school. Now Garrett wants to get his friends back together in this short story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Complete
The DreamCatchers PART 1 reviews
"FOLLOW" THE AMAZING ADVENTURE OF NOAH! Summary: Noah is from the ancient race of the dreamcatchers who protect the human world, they are invisible to us, but they protect us from the raiders who wish to wipe us out. Noah wakes up with no memory and finds out one thing, his quest is to take down the ten raiders, among his weapons he had a bow with ten arrows, one for each raider...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
Boomy: The Spirit Within reviews
"FOLLOW" SORA'S AMAZING ADVENTURE! Summary: Sora grew up in a village in the Rocky Mountains called La 'Shawn Village when his home town was attacked and many were murdered and kidnapped, his sister was taken. He now must set out on a journey to stop the attackers, but not alone, on his way he will meet life long friends including the spirit Boomy.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete