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Joined 07-11-01, id: 91925, Profile Updated: 06-06-11
Author has written 10 stories for Sci-Fi, General, Fantasy, and Mythology.

I'd really like to thank same people before I write more. These people are in my writting club and have filled my Thursdays with non-stop laughs and good writting!

Sasha (our resident multilingual poet)
Mollie (our resident angry white girl)
Andrea (our fearless co-leader and poet)
Lawrence (hes just lawrence)
Alex (Our ambassidor from a foriegn land)
Armin (Clairvoyant sniper boy)
and, of course, Julia (our daily dose of reality)

Favorites:(Subject to change)

"The Queen and the Soldier" By Suzanne Vega
"Faling" By The Offspring
"War Room" by Tilt
"Flavor of The Week" By American Hi-Fi
"What Its Like" By Everlast

Book: of all time: 'Ender's game' By Orson Scott Card
all those books by Debra Doyle and James McDonald.

Video game: hmmm.. toughie... dunno...Tribes probably and the ever classic starfox and Golden eye ^_^

Food: chocolate... defenatly chocolate OOO and Egg rolls!! Can't forget them Egg Rolls!!

People: You know who you are ^_~ (namely us people who see things.*hint hint nudge nudge saynomore saynomore*)

Band(s)/Artists: Ingram Hill, Paul Simon, Llyod Dobler Effect, Alanis Morissette, Save Ferris, The Offspring, Goo goo dolls, Wierd al Yankovich, Everlast, Bowling for Soup, Shakira

writer(s): People who I write reviews to.

Belle of the Ball
Metero Paradox
(You guys are the best!)

Sports: Clavin Ball, Army Dodgeball (how can you band dodgeball from schools??), Softball, Lawn Sliding, Capture the Flag, and last but not least - Extreme Ping Pong (Hell, yes).

(You can't touch extreme ping-pong)

Dabbles in: Break dancing, bike riding, swimming, dancing, sculpting, exploring the Odenwald (I owned the Odenwald), snail collecting, mango picking, banana picking, tea leaf picking, fence re-wiring, swing dancing, tree house building, jewlery making

Current Hobbies: Karate, Listening to music, writting, dog walking, drawing, fort building

Plays: Guitar, claranet and the Kazoo

Has: Two brothers, a sister-in-law, a nephew and one Barnacle.

Is owned by: a Cat (The Anti-Christ), and a dog

Occupations: Offical Belly-Scratcher For The High King Mox, Keeper of Dax - the Raving Wonder Dog, Sister of the Rope-Maker, Offical VCR Worker of the Everhart Clan, and, Disk Jockey.

"Its a big mistake to think that you can solve any major problems by using just potatoes"
- Douglas Adams

"Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid."
- Jules Feiffer

"An eye for and eye leaves the whole world blind."
- Ghandi

"I think the surest sign that there is intellegent life out there is that they haven't tried to contact us."
- Calvin and Hobbes

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
- Unknown

"Good friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was fuckin' awesome!"
- Odin, Ruler of the back

"He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave."
- Odin, Ruler of the Back

"The sun was made to light worthier toil then this."
- Henry David Thouraeu

"Man had always assumed he was more intellegent then dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New york, wars, and so on. whilst all the dolphins have ever done was muck about in the water all having a good time. But conversley the dolphins believed themselves more intellegent than man for the percisely the same reasons."
- Douglas Adams

"My doctor says i have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and there for i am excused from saving the universe."
- Douglas Adams

"Do not meddle in the affairs of artists for this is a satire and you would look good in Lingerie."
- Unknown

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job."
- Douglas Adams

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
- " "

"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
- William Shakespear

"Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius: By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet: Or like a whale?
Polonius: Very like a whale."
- " "

"True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings;
Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings."
- " "

"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose."
- " "

"In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions: know that you are alone in the world."
- Henry David Thoreau

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
- " "

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - it goes on."
- Robert Frost

"You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you can do is give them a meaningful look."
- Terry Pratchett

"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost. So long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. To often a person grows complacent with thier disallusionment, Perpetually wearing thier 'discomfort' like a favored shirt."
- Jhonen Vasquez

"He who fore casts all perils will never sail the sea."
-I dunno

"Man does not go to the moon because it's easy. He goes because its hard."
- A movie or something

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley

"Forgot by the planets that bore us,
Forsaken by all we hold dear,
The good have all gone before us
And only the evil are here

Assemble my spaceship around me
And fuel it with beer when you're done,
I don't need a life-support system
if only the engines will run.

Then strap me again in my cockpit
And toast me in far away bars.
Just let me fire off into hyper,
I'll make my own way to the stars."
--The best book ever written "By Honor Betray'd"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have thier shoes."
- Jack Handey

"...That won't help you when the lions come..."
- Guess who.

"Whether they ever found life there or not, I think Jupiter would be considered an enemy planet."
- " "

"Why do the ant and the catapillar have to be natural enemies? I mean one eats leaves and the other eats catapillars... Oh I see now..."
- " "

"He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you."
- Friedrich Neitzsche

"If God lived on earth people would break his windows."
- Jewish Proverb

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
- Friedrich Neitzsche

"God hath no fury like a woman scorned."
- Shakespeare?

"At the end of the game the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
- Italian Proverb

"I can see a world where there is no war, no crime, and everyone loves everyone else... then I can see us attacking that world because, come on, they'd never expect it."
- Jack Handley

"The next person who mentions Sonny Corleon's genitals gets a time out!"
- Mr.Moore, again. (funny the things you hear in Latin class)

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
- Mark Twain

"Always love your enemies- nothing annoys them so much."
- Oscar Wilde

"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in high heels."
- unknown

"The other night, I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars, when I wondered... where the fuck is my roof?"
- unknown

"Be proud of those who are willing to give their life for their country. Be afraid of those who WANT to."
- unknown

"Baldric, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again.'"
- BlackAdder

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them"
- Shakespeare

"Its better to rule in hell the serve in heaven"
-I'm a teenager... how am I supposed to know?

"Eagles may soar but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines"
-someone on my favorites list, better check them all out to be sure.^_^

(more to come)

Tragedy of the Pen:
I guess this deserves some explanation... I was writing with a really cool pen. But you don't understand the coolness of this pen... It was like a ninja pen. It could write on you three times before you hit the floor, man! Anyway this God-like pen was being used to free write and i had nothing to write. Hence the stupid, Pseudo-philosophic story. enjoy.

Started out as just a part of another, longer story but the other two parts were so bad I just decided to forget them and post this one. "An object in motion stays in motion." Probably will not be updated again for a while

My try at making a female super hero who isn't from another planet. Whats up with that? You have to be from another planet if your a girl and wanna fight crime? Male chauvinist pigs. . .

Basically about an aristocratic girl who thought her life had no meaning who finds herself at the center of an intergalactic conspiricy. It started out as just a half-a-page prose and stayed that way for about three years. Finally I found it in my files and decided to update it. As you can see its the longest and most popular of my stories... Go figure.

Athena Projects:
This is really my baby. I wrote about 20 pages of it alread but have only posted the first 2 chapters because SOMEONE *Glares in Seana's general direction* won't email me back the corrected version. Believe it or not this was inspired by the Better Than Ezra song 'Desperately Wanting'. Listen to the chorus and you can probably get a feel for the story. Hope you like it.

The one and only story that I have ever personally read to anyone I know. This is largely due to Izal (She grudgingly admits) becasue he stole it from me in the middle of Creative Writing club and started reading it aloud. By the time I caught him everyone wanted to hear more. I only have really the one chapter writen but if you wanna hear more tell me and I'd be glad to oblige. About the only known survivors of the day the Earth exploded.

Coven of Three:
one day I was on line and this pop-up add came up. It was selling something but the message was so cryptic it took me about 5 min. to figure out what it was (yes I spent five min. staring at a pop-up ad - I had nothing better to do). Anyway, this story kinda comes to me in bursts and I guess I'll post them accordingly. So look for chapters that come in herd of two or three.^_^ About a normal, mild-mannered science teacher who finally finds her biolgical family, and a lot more mystery and intruge then she can handle.

The wierdest prompt youll ever see but i really like the result, its just so original and so many things can be thought about it. go and read it and find out what the hell im talking about.

UPDATE* guess what???? I finally found all my old note books with all my old stories so you can look forward to more of my Gramatic atrocities along with the weak and suspiciously similar plot lines.

Don't you just feel so happy?

I Do.

I'm Happy.

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Operation BMG: The New World by camry maxwell reviews
Andrea Maxwell has to protect Nicholas "Neo" Parker with her life. However, when characters other than hit-men and rabid fans make themselves known, she realizes that the repercussions of her mission may very well change the face of the world - literally.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/11/2003
Finding Nerissa by Josephine Sawyer reviews
COMPLETED. A Fairy Princess learns the hard way that it's okay to be human.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,907 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Complete
Princess of Thieves by Sixth Muse reviews
A princess was on her way to become a bride when she was kidnapped by thieves and offered freedom from her crown. Years later, after becoming the Princess of Thieves, new truths are emerging that will shake everything Rae knew about her world and herself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/22/2003
Merciless by Allesandra Thornbird reviews
" And the best and the worst of this is neither is most to blame, if you have forgotten my kisses and I have forgotten your name." - Algernon Charles Swinburne
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,138 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004
Wild Fire by FlyingPhish reviews
Laird Rourke MacCallum takes what he wants and kidnaps a lass on a raid. She turns out to be trouble not to mention ENGLISH and won't be the subserviant little wife. Ch.24 up!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,871 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 1/24/2003
Twins of Love and Hate by MoonLitDemon reviews
Deadly twins vying for the affections of a girl born before her time. HIATUS
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003
Steel Leopard by Saranha de Angelo reviews
2 NEW CHAPTERS! 8/22! A bit of drama here too. It's the story of a medieval assassin's a little like a murder mystery, except you know who the criminal is. (I know, terrible summary) No flames, please.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,726 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 11/22/2004 - Published: 10/14/2002
Fire and Ice by aerial sprite reviews
Alexander, Prince of Artesia: cold and powerful. Caireatha, his slave, former princess of defeated Kestara, sworn to avenge her parents' deaths. Can they unite to fight an unseed foe? And can Caireatha warm away the frozen shadows from Alexander's heart?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 4/1/2002
Rain by watergoddess1 reviews
Elisa Bellstaff's life has come chrashing down around her. She has no friends, she suddenly has power over the element of water, and she starts a strange new high school. If her life isn't weird enough, add crazy new kids and odd dreams...and Fate.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,208 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 9/14/2002
Light Seeker by Starliss reviews
As the mystical kingdom dies, only the heir princess is lost, and left behind. Now, many years later - finding out that you're princess and you have to save the world with the most annoying prat (your betrothed) ever? Bad dream, back to sleep.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,696 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
Slave to desire by Mesozoic Flower reviews
Syai is a young girl who has taken up slavery as her profession... Tiekkyra is her master and loves her.... Berylius wants her to play with.... Gisana wants her dead.... fluffiness and a ton of non-smut romance ensues.... PLEASE R/R!!! ARIGATO!!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,343 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002
To Chase a Thief by Lethe reviews
Jynx is about as strange as they come, but what happens when she is recruited into a band of young pickpockets led by a dashing master thief who all, just to add confusion, think she is a boy? R&R! [ On Indefinite Hiatus ]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003
On The Road With The Young Guns by James Jago reviews
A police officer finds herself kidnapped by the notorious gang, and finds herself growing friendly with them. No violence yet, but give me time!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2003
Men Of Metal by The Griot reviews
The Story of a young welsh boy whose family is killed by the romans
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003
Summer Days by DionysianNight reviews
Wow..this one is pretty cheery, for me. Originally written for a writing contest, that I never got around to entering. It's just about a girl who moves to a new town.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2003
Battlespace by Admiral reviews
The United Systems and the "Slithers" battle for control of the galaxy. (HELLO! Down Here! Read Me! Review Me!)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,848 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 7/4/2001
Be There A Guardian? by salzstar reviews
Raspree Johanan is destined to spend her life in a Detention Centre, since all her planned escapes have failed so far. But when another male Centre joins hers, maybe there is someone who wants to escape as much as she does.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,988 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
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Spacers reviews
Rane DeMure is tired of her dead end life and oppressive family - so she joins the Space Force. Little does she know that another force has unexpected plans for her. ^_^
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,574 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/24/2003
Nyx reviews
Inara Valentine was just a kid. Albiet she had an unusal afterschool job: crime fighting. R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Ice reviews
Kinda trippy. A one shot wonder about a girls first expirience with ice, made from a prompt.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/4/2003
The Athena Projects reviews
The Gov't is trying to create the perfect super human. . . . again. . . Farrell is caught in the web somehow but she isnt sure of her purpose
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003
Coven Of Three reviews
"Three hundred years ago the Coven Of Three was broken, and scattered to the far corners of the globe. EarthShaker, WindTalker and FireWalker, congregate and relive your forgotten past.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
Starlight Of The Ages reviews
This is a Challenge Entry, so I hope you like it, basically someone challenged me and I tried, enjoy.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/22/2003
A Modern Fairytale reviews
What the title says, a modern fairytale.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/15/2003
The Tragedy of the Pen reviews
*Finished* This is a short story I wrote in my creative writting club. Its really quite strange so please check it out, its short so it won't take long. REVIEW!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/10/2003
Inertia reviews
A story about a runaway princess that doesnt know what she's in for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Lanai reviews
The world blew up. But that was just the begining for Lanai and Julia - how will they survive out in space by themselves?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/26/2003