I'd really like to thank same people before I write more. These people are in my writting club and have filled my Thursdays with non-stop laughs and good writting!

Sasha (our resident multilingual poet)
Mollie (our resident angry white girl)
Andrea (our fearless co-leader and poet)
Lawrence (hes just lawrence)
Alex (Our ambassidor from a foriegn land)
Armin (Clairvoyant sniper boy)
and, of course, Julia (our daily dose of reality)

Favorites:(Subject to change)

Song(s):
"The Queen and the Soldier" By Suzanne Vega
"Faling" By The Offspring
"War Room" by Tilt
"Flavor of The Week" By American Hi-Fi
"What Its Like" By Everlast

Book: of all time: 'Ender's game' By Orson Scott Card
all those books by Debra Doyle and James McDonald.

Video game: hmmm.. toughie... dunno...Tribes probably and the ever classic starfox and Golden eye ^_^

Food: chocolate... defenatly chocolate OOO and Egg rolls!! Can't forget them Egg Rolls!!

People: You know who you are ^_~ (namely us people who see things.*hint hint nudge nudge saynomore saynomore*)

Band(s)/Artists: Ingram Hill, Paul Simon, Llyod Dobler Effect, Alanis Morissette, Save Ferris, The Offspring, Goo goo dolls, Wierd al Yankovich, Everlast, Bowling for Soup, Shakira

writer(s): People who I write reviews to.

reviewers:
Admiral
Sasha
Talyra
Moonlitdemon
Belle of the Ball
Andrea
Metero Paradox
Lyd
Kyalia
HeresToYouAndYourLoverMan
(You guys are the best!)

Sports: Clavin Ball, Army Dodgeball (how can you band dodgeball from schools??), Softball, Lawn Sliding, Capture the Flag, and last but not least - Extreme Ping Pong (Hell, yes).

(You can't touch extreme ping-pong)

Dabbles in: Break dancing, bike riding, swimming, dancing, sculpting, exploring the Odenwald (I owned the Odenwald), snail collecting, mango picking, banana picking, tea leaf picking, fence re-wiring, swing dancing, tree house building, jewlery making

Current Hobbies: Karate, Listening to music, writting, dog walking, drawing, fort building

Plays: Guitar, claranet and the Kazoo

Has: Two brothers, a sister-in-law, a nephew and one Barnacle.

Is owned by: a Cat (The Anti-Christ), and a dog

Occupations: Offical Belly-Scratcher For The High King Mox, Keeper of Dax - the Raving Wonder Dog, Sister of the Rope-Maker, Offical VCR Worker of the Everhart Clan, and, Disk Jockey.

quotes:
"Its a big mistake to think that you can solve any major problems by using just potatoes"
- Douglas Adams

"Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid."
- Jules Feiffer

"An eye for and eye leaves the whole world blind."
- Ghandi

"I think the surest sign that there is intellegent life out there is that they haven't tried to contact us."
- Calvin and Hobbes

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
- Unknown

"Good friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was fuckin' awesome!"
- Odin, Ruler of the back

"He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave."
- Odin, Ruler of the Back

"The sun was made to light worthier toil then this."
- Henry David Thouraeu

"Man had always assumed he was more intellegent then dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New york, wars, and so on. whilst all the dolphins have ever done was muck about in the water all having a good time. But conversley the dolphins believed themselves more intellegent than man for the percisely the same reasons."
- Douglas Adams

"My doctor says i have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and there for i am excused from saving the universe."
- Douglas Adams

"Do not meddle in the affairs of artists for this is a satire and you would look good in Lingerie."
- Unknown

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job."
- Douglas Adams

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
- " "

"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
- William Shakespear

"Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius: By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet: Or like a whale?
Polonius: Very like a whale."
- " "

"True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings;
Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings."
- " "

"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose."
- " "

"In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions: know that you are alone in the world."
- Henry David Thoreau

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
- " "

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - it goes on."
- Robert Frost

"You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you can do is give them a meaningful look."
- Terry Pratchett

"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost. So long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. To often a person grows complacent with thier disallusionment, Perpetually wearing thier 'discomfort' like a favored shirt."
- Jhonen Vasquez

"He who fore casts all perils will never sail the sea."
-I dunno

"Man does not go to the moon because it's easy. He goes because its hard."
- A movie or something

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley

"Forgot by the planets that bore us,
Forsaken by all we hold dear,
The good have all gone before us
And only the evil are here

Assemble my spaceship around me
And fuel it with beer when you're done,
I don't need a life-support system
if only the engines will run.

Then strap me again in my cockpit
And toast me in far away bars.
Just let me fire off into hyper,
I'll make my own way to the stars."
--The best book ever written "By Honor Betray'd"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have thier shoes."
- Jack Handey

"...That won't help you when the lions come..."
- Guess who.

"Whether they ever found life there or not, I think Jupiter would be considered an enemy planet."
- " "

"Why do the ant and the catapillar have to be natural enemies? I mean one eats leaves and the other eats catapillars... Oh I see now..."
- " "

"He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you."
- Friedrich Neitzsche

"If God lived on earth people would break his windows."
- Jewish Proverb

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
- Friedrich Neitzsche

"God hath no fury like a woman scorned."
- Shakespeare?

"At the end of the game the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
- Italian Proverb

"I can see a world where there is no war, no crime, and everyone loves everyone else... then I can see us attacking that world because, come on, they'd never expect it."
- Jack Handley

"The next person who mentions Sonny Corleon's genitals gets a time out!"
- Mr.Moore, again. (funny the things you hear in Latin class)

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
- Mark Twain

"Always love your enemies- nothing annoys them so much."
- Oscar Wilde

"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in high heels."
- unknown

"The other night, I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars, when I wondered... where the fuck is my roof?"
- unknown

"Be proud of those who are willing to give their life for their country. Be afraid of those who WANT to."
- unknown

"Baldric, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again.'"
- BlackAdder

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them"
- Shakespeare

"Its better to rule in hell the serve in heaven"
-I'm a teenager... how am I supposed to know?

"Eagles may soar but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines"
-someone on my favorites list, better check them all out to be sure.^_^

(more to come)

Tragedy of the Pen:
I guess this deserves some explanation... I was writing with a really cool pen. But you don't understand the coolness of this pen... It was like a ninja pen. It could write on you three times before you hit the floor, man! Anyway this God-like pen was being used to free write and i had nothing to write. Hence the stupid, Pseudo-philosophic story. enjoy.

Inertia:
Started out as just a part of another, longer story but the other two parts were so bad I just decided to forget them and post this one. "An object in motion stays in motion." Probably will not be updated again for a while

Nyx:
My try at making a female super hero who isn't from another planet. Whats up with that? You have to be from another planet if your a girl and wanna fight crime? Male chauvinist pigs. . .

Spacers:
Basically about an aristocratic girl who thought her life had no meaning who finds herself at the center of an intergalactic conspiricy. It started out as just a half-a-page prose and stayed that way for about three years. Finally I found it in my files and decided to update it. As you can see its the longest and most popular of my stories... Go figure.

Athena Projects:
This is really my baby. I wrote about 20 pages of it alread but have only posted the first 2 chapters because SOMEONE *Glares in Seana's general direction* won't email me back the corrected version. Believe it or not this was inspired by the Better Than Ezra song 'Desperately Wanting'. Listen to the chorus and you can probably get a feel for the story. Hope you like it.

Lanai:
The one and only story that I have ever personally read to anyone I know. This is largely due to Izal (She grudgingly admits) becasue he stole it from me in the middle of Creative Writing club and started reading it aloud. By the time I caught him everyone wanted to hear more. I only have really the one chapter writen but if you wanna hear more tell me and I'd be glad to oblige. About the only known survivors of the day the Earth exploded.

Coven of Three:
one day I was on line and this pop-up add came up. It was selling something but the message was so cryptic it took me about 5 min. to figure out what it was (yes I spent five min. staring at a pop-up ad - I had nothing better to do). Anyway, this story kinda comes to me in bursts and I guess I'll post them accordingly. So look for chapters that come in herd of two or three.^_^ About a normal, mild-mannered science teacher who finally finds her biolgical family, and a lot more mystery and intruge then she can handle.

Ice:
The wierdest prompt youll ever see but i really like the result, its just so original and so many things can be thought about it. go and read it and find out what the hell im talking about.

UPDATE* guess what???? I finally found all my old note books with all my old stories so you can look forward to more of my Gramatic atrocities along with the weak and suspiciously similar plot lines.

Don't you just feel so happy?

I Do.

I'm Happy.