Author has written 10 stories for Sci-Fi, General, Fantasy, and Mythology.
I'd really like to thank same people before I write more. These people are in my writting club and have filled my Thursdays with non-stop laughs and good writting!
Sasha (our resident multilingual poet)
Favorites:(Subject to change)
Book: of all time: 'Ender's game' By Orson Scott Card
Video game: hmmm.. toughie... dunno...Tribes probably and the ever classic starfox and Golden eye ^_^
Food: chocolate... defenatly chocolate OOO and Egg rolls!! Can't forget them Egg Rolls!!
People: You know who you are ^_~ (namely us people who see things.*hint hint nudge nudge saynomore saynomore*)
Band(s)/Artists: Ingram Hill, Paul Simon, Llyod Dobler Effect, Alanis Morissette, Save Ferris, The Offspring, Goo goo dolls, Wierd al Yankovich, Everlast, Bowling for Soup, Shakira
writer(s): People who I write reviews to.
Sports: Clavin Ball, Army Dodgeball (how can you band dodgeball from schools??), Softball, Lawn Sliding, Capture the Flag, and last but not least - Extreme Ping Pong (Hell, yes).
(You can't touch extreme ping-pong)
Dabbles in: Break dancing, bike riding, swimming, dancing, sculpting, exploring the Odenwald (I owned the Odenwald), snail collecting, mango picking, banana picking, tea leaf picking, fence re-wiring, swing dancing, tree house building, jewlery making
Current Hobbies: Karate, Listening to music, writting, dog walking, drawing, fort building
Plays: Guitar, claranet and the Kazoo
Has: Two brothers, a sister-in-law, a nephew and one Barnacle.
Is owned by: a Cat (The Anti-Christ), and a dog
Occupations: Offical Belly-Scratcher For The High King Mox, Keeper of Dax - the Raving Wonder Dog, Sister of the Rope-Maker, Offical VCR Worker of the Everhart Clan, and, Disk Jockey.
"Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid."
"An eye for and eye leaves the whole world blind."
"I think the surest sign that there is intellegent life out there is that they haven't tried to contact us."
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"Good friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was fuckin' awesome!"
"He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave."
"The sun was made to light worthier toil then this."
"Man had always assumed he was more intellegent then dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New york, wars, and so on. whilst all the dolphins have ever done was muck about in the water all having a good time. But conversley the dolphins believed themselves more intellegent than man for the percisely the same reasons."
"My doctor says i have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and there for i am excused from saving the universe."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of artists for this is a satire and you would look good in Lingerie."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
"Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
"True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings;
"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose."
"In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions: know that you are alone in the world."
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - it goes on."
"You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you can do is give them a meaningful look."
"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost. So long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. To often a person grows complacent with thier disallusionment, Perpetually wearing thier 'discomfort' like a favored shirt."
"He who fore casts all perils will never sail the sea."
"Man does not go to the moon because it's easy. He goes because its hard."
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
"Forgot by the planets that bore us,
Assemble my spaceship around me
Then strap me again in my cockpit
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have thier shoes."
"...That won't help you when the lions come..."
"Whether they ever found life there or not, I think Jupiter would be considered an enemy planet."
"Why do the ant and the catapillar have to be natural enemies? I mean one eats leaves and the other eats catapillars... Oh I see now..."
"He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you."
"If God lived on earth people would break his windows."
"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
"God hath no fury like a woman scorned."
"At the end of the game the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
"I can see a world where there is no war, no crime, and everyone loves everyone else... then I can see us attacking that world because, come on, they'd never expect it."
"The next person who mentions Sonny Corleon's genitals gets a time out!"
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"Always love your enemies- nothing annoys them so much."
"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in high heels."
"The other night, I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars, when I wondered... where the fuck is my roof?"
"Be proud of those who are willing to give their life for their country. Be afraid of those who WANT to."
"Baldric, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again.'"
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them"
"Its better to rule in hell the serve in heaven"
"Eagles may soar but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines"
(more to come)
Tragedy of the Pen:
Coven of Three:
UPDATE* guess what???? I finally found all my old note books with all my old stories so you can look forward to more of my Gramatic atrocities along with the weak and suspiciously similar plot lines.
Don't you just feel so happy?
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