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Author has written 71 stories for General, General, Humor, Sci-Fi, Song, Life, Humor, Love, Thriller, Supernatural, and Politics. Heya.I love writing and I hate ignorance, I have no patience for the ignorant. Welcome to my world. |
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October Wind by amaris2 reviews
it's a poem. r & r, please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2004
Ode To A Duck by amaris2 reviews
All those wacky British authors can write odes, so I figured I'd give it a shot. Dedicated to Lucy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2003
In the Cold by amaris2 reviews
This is a collaboration with Ben, aka Spider (http://fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=92027). It's about...well, being in the cold. We love reviews, so review and we won't hurt you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003
Pain by amaris2 reviews
I'm having a hard time believing this came from my mind. This is NOT for the faint of heart (or weak of stomach).
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2003
Dead Rainbows by Nikki G reviews
Strange imagery decided to pop into my head at 3am, and this is the result. FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BAKE CAKES!!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003
After the Show by Rb reviews
After the show, the curtain goes back up, the lights come back on, and life goes on, just the same as always. Because there's more to life than just being in a show. Right?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2003
And laugh by JoyfullyStruggling reviews
One day we'll look back on this and laugh...Only because-thats the irony of it all
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003
Running The Whole Gamut by Animagess reviews
This story won me the Gold medal and fifty bucks in my local library writing contest for teens, as well as some other stuff. Was it that good? A girl meets a guy named Crow on a bus ride to Edmonton, and they talk... It's a sort of a philosophical road
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2003
The Downfall of Silva West by cantalyne reviews
CH 4 UP! in the distant future, the infamous mathematical code that was sent in hopes of communicating with other life forms has been returned... and that message has some interesting results complicated by the arrival of a mysterious... reporter? R&R!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2001 - Published: 6/30/2001
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AntiAmerican reviews
I can be silent no longer. "Quis custodiet ipsos custodies"
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/31/2004
High Beams reviews
This is about falling in love with someone, and then having to be seperated from that person far too soon.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2003
Vampire reviews
(updated)A fantastical (meaning fantasy) religious (more like sacrilegious) horror (but not too scary) mystery (a conumdrum, if you will) black comedy.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
Only Friends reviews
So... yeah. Reviews are nice.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2003
The Task at Hand reviews
Ok, maybe it's a bit too short to be "thrilling", but it is SHORT. So read it. Please. I'll give you a dollar... I mean, a HUG if you review!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6/5/2003
The Beautiful Lyrics reviews
I really liked this, but then I got some nasty feedback from some people and now I think they may be right. There's a possibility that I'm going to rewrite this soon, but I just don't feel motivated right now.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
Thought on Death reviews
Philosophical musings at the plight of a dying fly. Review if thou darest.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/25/2003
Just a Game reviews
More poetic prose then actually a poem, there just doesn't seem to be a catagory for it. It's an experiement in writing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003
Ethereal reviews
Sadness, lonliness, and a rainstorm.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2003
In The Cold reviews
Collaboration with my friend Adrienne (http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=345825) on the subject of lonliness. Reviews are always rewarded in the afterlife.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2003
The Neurotic Fairytale reviews
This is actually a story told in verse, but for some reason there's no catagory for that. I'll warn you, this has more effect when it's read aloud, so some of the rythmn might sound a bit offish when reading it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2003
Never Going Back Again reviews
Short story about a man in a bar. Reviews make me not kill people. Want me to not kill people? Then review.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/17/2003
Antonym reviews
It's somewhat of an experiment. Do as the ending says, and you will understand.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2003
Poetry Class reviews
Ever liked someone, but been too afraid to talk to her/him? Reviews are appreciated, and reciprocated.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/9/2003
The End reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/7/2003
They Would Care If You Die reviews
Rather bitter slightly satirical poem, about me being sick of seeing the old cliche "If I died, who would care?" plastered all over other people's poems.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003
I Love the Night reviews
I love the night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/1/2003
The way I am reviews
This is the way I think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2003
A First Hand Account of Real Life reviews
as Seen Through the Eyes of a Fake Person
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003
The Big Sleep reviews
Hey, check me out! I updated my story that I wrote over a year ago. Three cheers for me! Mallory O'Brian is a Journalist in a very less-than-friendly future.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 1/5/2002
Dear One reviews
Darker than the title suggests...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003
Song For The Day reviews
The life...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/15/2003
She don't care no more reviews
PG13 for semi-self destructive themes.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2003
Could it be I love you? reviews
So. I wrote this. Then I posted it. The end. (ps, read it.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2003
Everyone Hates a Slow Song reviews
Summary here.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/23/2003
Legal Guardian reviews
What is it... like, a YEAR since I last updated this? Well there's a new chapter up, and I PROMISE at LEAST one a week until it's finished. Promise. Adventure, romance, and super powers. And sex. Let's not forget sex.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 3/31/2002
Tear Out Your Heart reviews
You always hurt the one you love...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2003
This One's For You reviews
I'm gonna keep posting this poem until I get some reviews on it. Not because I'm conceited... just because I'm bored.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2002
My Balloon reviews
PG-13 because I used some naughty words. Shame on me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/26/2002
From Beneath You reviews
From beneath you, it devours.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002
Don't Feel Like Rainin' reviews
Dreary... I think I'm going through the "sad period", you know... like picasso had the "blue period" where everything was blue... well, I've lost all my happy and I'm having trouble making the angry come, so that's all I got.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2002
Katherine reviews
Summaries don't matter. Nothing matters. The whole world sucks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/12/2002
When You Open Your Eyes reviews
A dreamy sort of sad thing about... well, that would be telling, wouldn't it? But hey, if you REALLY want to know what it's about (after you read it) Then I suppose you'd better review it so I can e-mail you an explanation... ;)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/11/2002
Wasteland reviews
Another sort of anti-everything poem/song/whatever I wrote the other day when I was really pissed off... which really doesn't narrow it down much, eh? ;)
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2002
Return of the Bastard reviews
This is a poem. It's about someone I hate. Hence the title.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2002
Grilled reviews
One sleezy informant, two cops, a bizzare crime, and... an old woman? If you review this one, my brother will give you a dollar. Really.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/27/2002
The Music reviews
A poem about someone in the crowd at a concert, and who he's there with.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2002
The Microwave reviews
The further adventures of roomates Duncan and Chris. A semi-sequal to Chicks Are Crazy, Man. About... stuff. Based on a real microwave.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/20/2002
America reviews
If you read it, it explains itself. I think. But if you review it, I'll be your bestest buddy. Really.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/20/2002
Ghosts of the Past reviews
So my computer blowed up a while back, and finally it dawned on me that if I were to try uploading from my dad's comp, I might not have the same formatting nightmare that I had on mine. So here ya go, sumfin I wrote a couple days ago. Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2002
Crazy Love reviews
A short play about a mental patient named Serena (named such just to anger real-Serena) who falls in love with the orderly who brings her her meals. R&R, you wont regret it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2002
The Hero reviews
My homer(the greek guy)-inspired epic poem that really isn't all that epic.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2002
Awakenings reviews
Um... I'm just getting worse at summarizing. Must be why I can never seem to finish a story. I just go on and on and on...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/28/2002
Feast of Blood reviews
Not a pleasent piece.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2002
Ode to May the 12th reviews
Reflections on my birthday to the sound of a May storm.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/24/2002
Doom Haunted Dreams reviews
Ask me what it's really about, I dare ya! lol, it ain't whatcha think, I guarantee.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/20/2002
Bill the Green Man reviews
Green... it's a metaphore...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2002
South of Dover reviews
Particularly morbid piece... not my morbidest (is that a word? It is now), but rather darkish. If you review I promise to be your bestest friend (unless I hate you... in which case I'll continue to hate you... but that's a rather exclusive club)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2002
Tiny Crucible of Fire reviews
A poem about FIRE! Everyone loves FIRE!, right?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/7/2002
Freshwater Night reviews
It's a poem. r&r, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/3/2002
Chicks are Crazy, Man reviews
What do guys know about girls? Not much.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/29/2002
Hidden reviews
Can you see me?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/24/2002
The Killer reviews
Poem about... a killer. R for, um, dead people.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2002
Look at me reviews
What do you see?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2002
Stolen reviews
I'm not a happy person. R for language.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2002
Without Me reviews
Life's a b****, and pain is the butch.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2002
Lifeless reviews
Four different sorts of people, all with one thing in common. They're all alone.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2002
Inner Reflection reviews
Looking into a dirty mirror, what looks back at you?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/7/2002
Aphrodite's Gift Horse reviews
A very short poem about... well, what are 90% of my poems about? Love and the lack thereof... just read the dern thing, you'll get the idea. ;)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2002
Words reviews
Words, meaningfull or meaningless?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2002
Six Minutes reviews
If you were going to kill yourself in 6 minutes, what would be going through your head?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/4/2002
The Moon's Children reviews
Come on, people! It's about -SPACE-! Everyone loves space! Read it, PLEASE!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2002
Cry Tonight reviews
Tweaked just a liiittle. Sad poem, but not horribly sappy, I hope. R&R please. I need to know how bad my poetry is. :p
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2/2002
Paradox of Life Love Loss and the World reviews
Hmm, kind of long by my standards... but it makes sense... to me, anyway. But then, It really aughta, seeing as how I wrote it...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/1/2002
Dirty Hands reviews
No, it isn't a poem about OCD, its symbolism. ;p
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/1/2002
Where You'll Find Me reviews
It actually kind of creeps me out... and -I- wrote it. ;p
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/1/2002
I of the Storm reviews
Like my clever title? You may not be able to tell from reading it, but it's actually a poem about love. Or rather, the loss of. The way you try to shake the feeling, but you can't, and you just wind up feeling dead inside... that and I like the title. ;)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/31/2002
What's The Difference Between a Duck? reviews
Chapter 5, in the hissouse. Its a story of medival knights, time travel, aliens, love, and a dog named Boo (actually, there is no dog. Sorry.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2002 - Published: 11/6/2001
The Life of Thomas reviews
A story of a man and his monkey. Monkey the ANIMAL, geez... get your mind out the gutter... I put up the afterword. It's a little reflection thingie I had to do for class, it ended out being rather amusing. Check it out.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2001 - Published: 7/13/2001
There was an Old Lady... reviews
Why should you not swallow a fly? Will you die? Probably not. But I will rag on you incessantly.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2001
The Cheese Stands Alone reviews
A poetic look at a classic tune. Now the farmer is in HELL...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2001