Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with them. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "Where to begin...?".

Quotes I live By:

"What would you do today if you knew you would not fail? Now go out and do it. I know it's risky. Go out and do it anyway."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"I'm old enough to know better, but I will always be young enough to do it anyway."

"I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that."

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."

"Life is a pretty annoying game, but at least it has good graphics."

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad."

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."

Top 5 Things That Annoy Me:

1) When people ask, "Did you get home safe?", like, what will I say? "No. I died three times on the way"

2) Math, why the f*ck is Anna buying 50 watermelons, and why do I have to work out the cost for her?

3) Stupid people.

4) People making fun of my name, when they just mispronounced it.

5) When people see me at a shop and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

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