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Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with them. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "Where to begin...?".

Quotes I live By:

"What would you do today if you knew you would not fail? Now go out and do it. I know it's risky. Go out and do it anyway."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"I'm old enough to know better, but I will always be young enough to do it anyway."

"I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that."

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."

"Life is a pretty annoying game, but at least it has good graphics."

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad."

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."

Top 5 Things That Annoy Me:

1) When people ask, "Did you get home safe?", like, what will I say? "No. I died three times on the way"

2) Math, why the f*ck is Anna buying 50 watermelons, and why do I have to work out the cost for her?

3) Stupid people.

4) People making fun of my name, when they just mispronounced it.

5) When people see me at a shop and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

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No, no by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
Jess knows first hand that it is easier to be a coward that runs from grief than to be an honest body in pain. However, nowhere in her plans to escape from her loss does she account for the unfortunate complication of a hit-and-run involving the forbidden and unpredictable Charlie Lewis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,411 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 5/10/2014
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
A Fairy Tale by Caitiespace reviews
Lotte is not your average teenage girl. She has spent her entire life trying to hide one fact from the world – that she isn't human. But what will happen after Lotte meets Andy, a boy who knows far too much about her and how much more than human she is? Lotte's eyes will be opened to a world far bigger than her imagination, and risk losing everything she has in return.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Something Lost by BlueJean reviews
Book 1: Alanis, finds out that her life isn't what she thought it was. She awakens one day in a strange new land, filled with even stranger people and an ability to control the elements around her. Touched by the Goddess of Light, Alanis must accept the truths of this new world and learn let go of her past so she can walk the path of her destiny. (To be edited at a later date)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,827 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Awakening: The Girl Who Went Worlds Apart by BunnyGraham reviews
When Fay Constantine, your average college student in New York is kidnapped one cold December night, she wakes up in a frightening, elaborate, medieval dungeon. She will do whatever it takes to get back home, even if that means becoming an unlikely heroine in a strange yet enchanting new world of mystifying to nightmarish creatures.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Complete
Depths of Love by alexajaye1379 reviews
He used to be Human but can't remember his name. And he used to know love but is now alone in the world. When he finds a young girl floating along the waves, he saves her and promises to get her home. But doing so could seal his fate and forever change his future. Part of a collection, second in a series. Mild language and eventually some suggestiveness. Mermaids and merman alike.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Dangerous Designs (Book 1 of urban fantasy series) by DaleMayer
Drawing is her world...but when her new pencil comes alive, it's his world too. Her... Storey Dalton is seventeen and now boyfriendless after being dumped via Facebook. Drawing is her escape. It's like as soon as she gets down one image, a dozen more are pressing in on her. Then she realizes her pictures are almost drawing themselves...or is it that her new pencil is alive?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63,304 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Complete
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Hannah by FunkyFlower reviews
A story about a romance between a Muslim girl and a non-Muslim guy and the troubles they face from their families and friends. Review plz:)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006
VivoViveVivre (Tessellate)
Tessellate, in life we all tessellate. So let's tessellate. 'Till tears pour from our eyes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Complete