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Author has written 9 stories for Fantasy, Manga, Young Adult, Romance, and Life.

Hello! How was your day today? -

"Apparently I was born with a rare birth defect that makes me not perfect as a human being." - SSoH

Ever update your profile after hardly touching it for two years and realizing you were kinda a dork? ...No? Just me? Oh. :I I guess that's okay. (How does one not be a dork? What is this 'normal' you speak of? How did you get in my house, anyway?) Well, uninspired jokes aside, my half year haitus is off. I can guarantee that you'll be seeing more of me. And that the hell-coughcough-the tedium that is school is out for two months, I can really start to work on stories! Whoop! Anyway, as always, feel free to PM me if you have any questions/comments/wanna propose you undying love because good goddess am I good with adjectives, or to just say hai. :3

FanFiction- The13TalesOfHamjou

Picture of- Juvie

Stories

Soliloquy of a Witch (in progress)

The Glass Rose (under rewrite)

Cafe Ta Da La Presto! (yet to be published)

LEEROY JENKINS

It's pronounced Ham SHOU. Erm. Think of it like a mix between 'Shoo' and 'Jew'. Or you can Just call me Jessie. That's easier to pronounce.

About Me

Weird. That's a one word summary. I like to laugh and to make others laugh. I also like dark things, stuff that makes you think. Ironically enough, I'm a very simplistic person. I'm an optimist, a realist, and a humanist.

Hobbies- I love creating worlds for myself and others, and I crave literature. I love cooking, gaming, and cuddling. And being the dark lord satan.

Currently Fangirling Over- Persona 4, Free! Itawa Swim Club, Hamtaro, Legend of Zelda, Harvest Moon, KH; Birth by Sleep, and Zero Punctuation.

Loved Anime- Hamtaro, Madoka Magica, Full Metal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, OHSHC, Maid-sama, and Avatar; the Last Airbender

Loved Games- Persona 4, Metal Gear Solid (series), Kingdom Hearts (series), Legend of Zelda (series), Prince of Persia; Sands of Time, Harvest Moon (series), Song of Saya, Limbo, Persona (series), and Spyro (PS1 Trilogy). I'm kinda a PC fangirl, but I love me some PS1/2, the Gamecube, N64, my 3DS, and the Wii.

Loved Books- The 13th Tale :3, Bird by Bird, Septimus Heap (series), Warrior Cats (all generations, series), Julie/Julia Project, and Chocolate Lover's guide to Baking. I love fantastical settings/fairy tales, and a good informative book on whatever. And any cookbook.

Loved Music- Fullkawa Honpo, World's End Girlfriend, Binyu, ryuryu, Haruka Nakamura, Nujabes, Lullatone, Aus, anime/video game OSTs and most jazz.

Hated Anime- Eh...?

Hated Games- Most FPS. Not to say I can't handle killing pixels, nor that they all are bad, it's just getting redundant at this point. I can't stand more than a minute of more casual games, such as Candy Crush or Farmville or anything to that genre. And any Spryo game past the PS1 era. Just...no. Nope.

Hated Books- Discriminating race/gender/ect. This includes fan fiction as well. I won't support it. Twilight (series), well...hate is a strong word. Just not a fan of that type of love triangle as I read the first book. Again, sorry.

Hated Music- Most English pop music. Anything else goes.

Anything Else (?)- Not really. Just don't been an arse. Or a 'gamer girl/girl gamer'. Or racist. Or, y'know, any other stuff like that.

Well, now that you may have confirmed that I'm not some pedophillic creep on teh interwebs, have fun here and check out my stories. If you want to. I'd like that. I'd also like one of those cookies near your desk. Thank you. o3o

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Melamin (私の愛) by Miles Montgomery reviews
Kensui is your normal apathetic loner. But when an elven girl appears in his life, chaos ensues. And due to a misunderstanding, now they're married. How can he explain this to his girlfriend? A rewrite of the original series. *complete*
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Hayashi Academy Redux by maddogg91 reviews
The completed re-telling of the First Semester of the Original, Hayashi Academy. Twenty-five students are sent to Hayashi Academy to learn more about their special abilities, whether those abilities are physical based or magical based. With powered teenagers coming together for the first-time at this functioning academy, how will they each fair during the first semester.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 142 - Words: 295,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Female Crusading Virtue Girls: The Tribulations - The Second Crusade by B. J. Williams reviews
With the Virtue Girls now established, our team of heroines now have a place in this world to call their own. But now, they are being threatened on having it taken away. They, also, find secrets becoming known to light... Including the mysterious identity of the Tempter and how important the girls truly are. (Part 2 of 3) Please read and review.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Complete
MaruMonzterz by James Hiwatari reviews
MaruMonzters is a new game that is fast rising in popularity. The first edition of the MaruMonzterz World Tournament will go to all continents, and Rumiko's team is the favourite to win (if only because they're the Main Characters). As they advance, however, they realise there is more to the game than meets the eye, and a children's game becomes something much more sinister.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 1/4/2014
Divinity - Volume I by Mokii reviews
Many believe that once someone dies, they go to Heaven or Hell. Actually, they are resurrected on another planet called Galaxia, where they are given a second chance to live. No one is bound by rules, everyone has superpowers, and everyone lives in harmony. Unfortunately, nothing is as good as it sounds.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,927 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Complete
Shattered Souls by StringWithCheese reviews
She knows that my track record shows that I'm a murderer. But even knowing that, she still talks to me. She smiles at me as if I was a person, not a mistake. Everything she says are words of kindness, not insults. She's weird, and confusing. Without even knowing me for two seconds, she can see right through me. And with all of my faults combined, I know that losing her would...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
Numbers 1&3 by UnleashTheDinosaurs reviews
2020: Wake of the zombie apocalypse. 2021: All humans still alive in North America are forced to live in New York City, safe from zombies. 2026: January 13th was declared official. 2031: The revolution begins. Through sets of interviews, the story of multiple survivors of the apocalypse is told. But what they've been through isn't pretty and Adeline isn't sure she can handle it.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014
Strange People, Simple Solitude by YuriAllDahWay reviews
Hikari Miyazaki is an introverted girl. She doesn't have the best of relationships with her father and teachers, often called the delinquent of the school, yet manages to maintain good grades. One day when she's called out for her antics, Hikari sees a girl in the teacher's lounge that surprisingly catches her attention. Yuri, FxF
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
Caught off guard by Nicopath reviews
A weird turn off events when a girl who didn't managed to confess to her crush suddenly turns into a male! A/N: uh... yeah i suck at summaries...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014
Strangers in the night by Mad Rainbows reviews
Sinatra cantaba que "Algo en mi corazón me dijo que debía tenerte. Extraños en la noche, dos personas solitarias. Eramos extraños en la noche." pero ¿Quieres terminar conmigo como él termina en su canción?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
The Nightlings: Book I by faeriegirl12 reviews
Arlais Moreau, a fourteen-year-old living in Belfast, Ireland believes she is a normal teen until she finds out she isn't even human with the help of Orpheus Lefevre. When Arlais visits Avalon, the land of the Fae, she finds darkness, secrets, and betrayals. She is told that she might be the only one who can stop the darkness. . But why would she be chosen if she doesn't know how?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014
Melancholy Summers: Solstice Symphony by Kevin Reaves reviews
A complete remake of Melancholy Summers Solstice. Tragedy befalls a small village in the world of Movere. A young woman named Rin Solstice discovers she has a much bigger role to play in the universe, and she fights desperately to keep her friends and family safe. This story is a murder mystery, some segments may become disturbing later on. This is the first in the MS mystery arc.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,964 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014
The Little Girl by shakes8 reviews
This is the story of a little girl, lost in her own worlds, thoughts, and conceptions. Her family is broken. So is she. But there is light at the end of the tunnel. Told as it's written. T for language.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014
Guilty Pleasures by YuriAllDahWay reviews
Scarlet works at a brothel, and is quite popular with the regular comers to the establishment. One day, she gets a female customer, the first in a very long time. Soon enough, Scarlet gets much more than just a wad of money and a moment of intense pleasure; she gets herself into that she can't really get out of easily. FxF, M for explicit and racy content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014
Creatures in the Dark by YuriAllDahWay reviews
I always liked being alone. I don't know why, but there was something about being alone that gave me peace of mind. I really liked being in the dark. But even I tire of sitting alone in a dark corner. So what do I do to keep me entertained? I talk to the Inhabitants in the Dark, of course.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014
The Meaning of Life (Or Lack of It) by AnonymousScribe reviews
This is my essay about the greatness and joy of the lack of meaning in life. I take the pessimistic/nihilistic viewpoint and look at it from a more positive view.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
BLACK by HitotsuKi-chi reviews
Only humans carry the burden of fearing time, for only humans track time. They are the only one who know death, they are the only one aware of it, that is why they strive to prolong their life in fear of death. What caused Kudo Ryuu to ask a demon to revive him, and what is the cost of his wish?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
D-squad by Starart152 reviews
In the middle of the 21 century, strange events begin to occur around the world. Dravien, Darka, Lusty and Jark are 4 of demons that shall protect the earth from the Chaos Abridger and his demon soldiers with the help of their friend and a demon-hunter woman. This is the journey of the D-Squad.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014
Demons Vs Angels by Animebookwriter reviews
My name? you have to find out that ourself. I'm not going to be ally sappy about this stoyr now, this is going to have death,blood shed,violance, and many others things I will not disscuse. One thing I do want to remind to is that in this world, one wrong move will cost you your life. Belive me. Besides I'm the one telling you the story right?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014
Where it all Begins by naomori reviews
A zombie, a robot, a dancer, a spirit, an android, a maintenance worker, a (wannabe) super hero, a boy who loves those of his own gender, a ghost, and an exorcist. How all these people connect, is where it all begins. (Please review! I'm in dire need of opinion on this!)
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
For the Royals by UnleashTheDinosaurs reviews
16 year old Mazare is forced to embark on an epic journey to save the person she hates the most; Princess Amare of Kasaco, and to make matters worse, she has to do it with a man with anger management issues, a man who barely talks, and a 12 year old girl in an 18 year old man's body! But it turns out there's a lot more to these men and the disappearance of Amare than she thought...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013
The Different Aspects of Love by naomori reviews
The Way I see Love and the Way You do. You love her. I love you. We were destined to be together. And we WILL be together. If I succeed in winning you over, that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
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Grievances
Blistering heat, scolding hot small voices in the back of the head; sometimes it's Okay to think the world has an agenda. And sometimes we have to deal with those voices. With Sprite. And the merest hint of spite.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Complete
Café Ta Da La Presto! reviews
One day awkotaco Haru stumbles out of the rain and into the rundown cafe Ta Da La. There she meets chef and tea connoisseur, Juvie, and a whole slew of people and mischief occurs! Will Ta Da La crumble before it get's the chance to shine? Isn't that just how life works? Is anything about this story normal? Rated for ample amounts of food, tea, and yuri fluff! :3 Bon appetite!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2014
Nauseously Stomaching Words reviews
Sometimes listening to things can be as distasteful as wanting to vomit.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
Wooden Floor Promise reviews
A little promise for life made on a kitchen floor. This is simply a delicate morsel of a story- you may take a taste, if you want.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
The Wolf's Promise reviews
Procrastination or apathy? How does one face tomorrow, with all it's heartbreaks and yesterdays failures?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Soliloquy of a Witch 魔女 の 独り言 reviews
Knight-to-be Athena makes a contract with Amethyst, a witch, to travel to the Blessed Kingdom and clear the name of the remaining witches, all the while avoiding prosecution that would inevitably lead to burning at the stake. But, is it too far too late? Will all the traveling, fear, and danger amount to nothing? Salem Witch Trials era. (FxF)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014
Merry Hello reviews
Collage, food, and a best friend you've never met. Sounds like fun, eh?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete
The Glass Rose reviews
Once upon a time, as most stories go, there was a dream. A sweet, graceful dream that lingered from a bright promising world, to a darker world. A world overcast by darkness and greed. Oh, but don't worry, this is a happy story, I can assure you that much. Now then, won't you join me by the fire? I have quite the delicious story to tell. Currently, this is under heavy rewriting.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013
How the Colors Came to Be reviews
There once was a girl trapped in a tower with no prince, no fair god mother, just a world without even the comforting embraces of color. One shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete