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Joined 06-04-13, id: 921935, Profile Updated: 07-01-19
Author has written 64 stories for Fantasy, General, Love, Essay, Humor, Haiku, Nature, Life, Religion, General, Western, Humor, Historical, Mystery, Young Adult, Romance, Sci-Fi, Family, Mythology, and Supernatural.

against my better judgment, im going to law school

i used to post teen angst now i post adult angst


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Boys Bantam: How I Found a Girl at my All-Boys Summer Camp by echogirlcapri reviews
discontinued
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 11/4/2013
the lipstick diaries by thursdays and rain reviews
about girls who have different stories defined by the shade of lipstick they wear
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 11/27/2013
Paladins of Dawn: Light Endures by Tonofun reviews
Since time immemorial, the Knights Paladin have stood sentinel against the forces of darkness. Monsters, demons, malevolent gods—all have fallen before the fire of their holy swords. But even they might soon be dragged under by the rising tide of darkness, and their only hope is Evangeline Durante, an unstable homeless girl living in a box. Everything ends eventually.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015
Everything Within A Nothing by AzJahlee reviews
This is the diary of a slave who falls in love her master's son. May have a few small historical inaccuracies
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014
Detours by electrical moon reviews
taillights blink in braille, send messages i can't read but repeat in my sleep
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
three years since by The Beautiful Filth reviews
three years since you have to celebrate your birthday - beneath the cold marble slab. [lowercase intended]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
the battlefield by melmel12129 reviews
still starin' at the phantoms, dancing in his head
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Complete
Solitude by moonlight543 reviews
'I have never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.' - Henry David Thoreau. Rated K for general content.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Complete
Who's Falling by EmmaLouBelle reviews
Trust
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Complete
Belladonna by The Beautiful Filth reviews
Pitch black, only darkness visible / His belladonna withered away – / With the belladonna he took.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
Drowning In Corruption by DarkFlops reviews
There is only so much a devout man can take, especially when he lives in the most liberal part of California. Please read and review-often!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014
1945 by electrical moon reviews
war-child never stopped shaking
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
Curiosity by MistyWinds21 reviews
It seems silly to feel this so deeply.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Complete
Mr Sandman by AMessofPickles reviews
"He sprinkled a fistful of sand over the children, the lovers, and the lonesome that buried their bodies into thick mattresses. Pieces of stardust sank into the stitching of quilts and rumpled childhood blankets. He was so lonely; he only had the moonlight for company, and the starlight that kissed his cheek before the glory of the sun broke through the darkness." One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Complete
transient by ME.linavi reviews
Maybe our time is up. —one shot
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Complete
The Days Death Whispered a Lullaby by Complete My Nightmare reviews
Vent writing, it's probably very bad, and very angst-y. If you do carry on and read it, be prepared for supernatural themes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Complete
Statue of Jesus by the dahlias by angels know the rest reviews
To think that Jesus knows—He must almost taste the blood in His mouth, smell the vinegar at His lips, feel the nails splitting skin and bone... His hands surround Judas' feet as though they are the most precious creation He could hold.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Complete
And They Try To Take Flight by firescape reviews
It never ends well for those boys without wings.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2014
Bugabeau by OctarinePegacorn reviews
A woobie that goes bump in the night has to deal with his one-sided feelings for the person he used to scare.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Complete
The Moth by Patchlamb reviews
"I saw a boy on the bus today smash a moth against the foggy window and he didn't blink once. . ."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
There's Something by mysticalmagicalpineapple reviews
She can see right through his mask... About child abuse. Just kinda popped into my head.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
you right wrongs, i write wrongs by from the watchtower reviews
reality is not unlike fiction.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
Julius Caesar: The Ides of March by iammemyself reviews
In the final moments of his life, Julius Caesar attempts to find peace in the midst of a shocking event.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Complete
Blue by firescape reviews
He bought that dress just for her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Complete
Just Another Day by ChangeMyName reviews
The last few minutes before midnight on New Years. All the anticipation and nostalgia.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
For Talia Castellano by ahiru2524 reviews
Many people cried the day famous YouTube star Talia Castellano, taliajoy18, passed away after fighting cancer. I wrote this poem in her memory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Complete
Till We See The Sun by The Beautiful Filth reviews
Believe me, you can overcome this huge hurdle in your life. I'm not going to tell you that you're not a strong fighter. Reverse Poem. Complete.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Complete
Poetry Sucks by piggypond13 reviews
An ironic poem I wrote because I was angry with my teacher for assigning this project... (Includes many proper names for parts of a poem.)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
Worse by so silver bright reviews
You think you're better than them? Better than the rest of those who have suffered, those who are broken?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
Count your Blessings by TheJoelleLeBre reviews
a little thanksgiving poem with a twist from my usual poems
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
In Her Eyes by Hail Laser Pigeons reviews
A short story/idea I wrote just because.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Complete
A Lamppost Near Autumn by cam1121 reviews
"I bet they've seen a lot, staying out on the lawns every day like that. I bet they have seen terrors that I've only seen in movies. I bet they would tell me to use a little more umph when I put foot to concrete. I am more focused on the street lights flickering to life, the few of them that still work. The closest one to me is a few feet away, and it casts a long shadow behind"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Complete
ONE by The Moon Howls At The Wolf reviews
One in every 100 New York City children has slept in a homeless shelter. How many have you passed by on the street and thought nothing of?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
Notebook, or: Every Darn Birthday by The Mad Writer of Brooklyn reviews
Every birthday or holiday, my family thinks that just because I'm a writer, a notebook is the perfect gift. Let me explain why it isn't. *Reviews will be Returned.*
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Complete
Paper and Wire by Sleeping Tree reviews
Paper sculptures come to life in this short story. It's not full of action, but not at all boring if you have a good imagination. Reviews welcome.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
Anonymous by Fortescue reviews
He'll rob from the rich and give to the poor, because it's all he can do. He doesn't have a home, but he has hope, and the memory of trees to hide in. A paranoid computer hacker and a new twist on an old story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Complete
I Need You by The Moon Howls At The Wolf reviews
Don't give up on life, I need you here with me, mommy. A story about a child losing their mother to death fatal blow.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Complete
Just Like Water by HowTheMightyNeverFell reviews
'he felt the water run out of his fist and fall to the ground. It had escaped, something the boy wished he could do every day: escape.'
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Light, Shadow & Darkness by Swordceror reviews
Light and Darkness, two things so different, one beautifully radiant the other abysmally dark. But they once loved. Now Darkness is what we see him today, old and cruel, because Light cast him out but still Darkness loved her. Please review at your pleasure
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013
The boy with the handgun by tolerate reviews
He tries so hard not to kiss me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Complete
I Use An Iron To Toast My Bread by TheGlycoprotein reviews
Short and sweet!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
How the Mighty Never Fell by KendallWritesBooks reviews
This is a poem I wrote because I saw someone's username some where that was this. It's really long so I devided it into parts. Enjoy!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Control by BlackRosesFreedom reviews
For now I have control. But for how much longer?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
The Train by The Moon Howls At The Wolf reviews
They died because someone forgot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Cause and Effect by Faithless Juliet reviews
I fell in love with silence when I was young.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
The Feng Shui of Review by The Mumbling Sage reviews
An entire essay dedicated to that FictionPress staple, the review. Everyone who reviews gets a special treat!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Shadows by tiggershan87 reviews
are shadows people to?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005
Homeless by David Joshua reviews
The life of the homeless.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
Karma by Ethereal Silver reviews
...People didn't see this part of the town. They smelt it. The cigarette smoke lingering in the air. The nauseating, bitter stench of beer. The exhaust fumes from passing motorbikes...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2005
Death, Be Not Proud by Moira Brennan reviews
Death has the worst job in the world. He'll get paid for overtime though.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2004
Please Read and Review by Phoenix-Pen reviews
The tragic tale of a fiction press writer. Not autobiographical. In any way. At all. Ok?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/16/2004
The Voices in my Head by A.R.B reviews
They gave me the first two lines, and then I couldn't help myself! Perhaps you'll find my insanity amusing.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 7/7/2004
The Little Engine That by Typo Number 9 reviews
Remember the little engine that could? What about the little engine that couldn't, shouldn't have, didn't, wouldn't, or did and found it was overrated? And let's not forget the little engine that could rub its tummy and pat its head at the same time!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
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for sappho (i want to kiss her but she doesn't know) reviews
in the still togetherness of 2 a.m. and fleece bundled around her arms / lying next to her, I cannot help but pray—mother Sappho, / why (now again) do I suffer? what (now again) / should I do?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Complete
anecdoche (thesis on stardust by girls with scattered brains) reviews
"If I have to choose a last book to read," I tell her, "it will not be pity porn about someone's colon disease." [short fiction]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Complete
West of Accident reviews
Two girls sit on the roof of a van, parked west of Accident, Arizona. [Oneshot, a final project for my first semester as an English major. T for language and mentions of homophobia, racism, and bullying.]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2018
The Arc reviews
"I do not pretend to understand the moral universe; the arc is a long one, my eye reaches but little ways...from what I see I am sure it bends towards justice." Theodore Parker. [Short fiction. Rewrite of The Attorney and the Child. Winner of the Northern Illinois Big 12 Literary Festival.]
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
The reviews
You go to school today, but you're not really there at all. [A one-sentence microfiction.]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Complete
The Attorney and the Child reviews
"And justice is blind; not by nature, but by choice. For law without love is cruelty." [microfiction/experimental]
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Complete
Spotless reviews
A homeless lawyer rides in a police car. [Writing exercise that I really liked; oneshot]
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Complete
Bacon, Eggs, and a Fresh-Squeezed Glass of Destiny reviews
Sal wants breakfast. The universe wants a Chosen One. [Satire; short fiction]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Complete
Cruelty From the Sidelines reviews
"There are monsters living among us, and they're too afraid to fight." Concerning a cryptid, an immigrant, and the news you don't want to see. [Short fiction]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Complete
One in the Morning reviews
She doesn't like to think about how she lost her arm. Character sketch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Complete
Hypnos reviews
About a dreamcatcher and a guardian and three dreams who would never be. Short story.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Complete
trying to find out if I'm a plague like him reviews
I don't know. [experimental?]
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Complete
The Best Traits Are Hereditary reviews
About a clone and her weird family, and how they all lost their minds to a couple of freakin' nerds. For NaNoWriMo.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 11/4/2015
S4V3D reviews
My name is Dea and I am a human clone. I have a wide array of talents such as sleeping through alarm clocks or drawing anime in my calculus notebooks, and I can vent stress by screaming for twelve hours. Can you please do me a favor and throw my useless body into the sun? [ON HIATUS UNTIL, PROBABLY, NANOWRIMO.]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 5/6/2015
Just What the Heck Is a Haiku, Anyway? reviews
*opens computer* — *falls asleep on the keyboard* — *wakes up with headache* — "Oh look, I wrote a haiku."
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 12/17/2013
Zakari and Elysia reviews
Prince Zakari has been taught all his life that women are things, born to bow before men. Heiress Elysia was trained to uplift women but control men, to push them down and keep them in chains. Neither of them expected a chance meeting, and certainly never expected a true love that demands respect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015
The Enemies of Love reviews
An overdramatic, impassioned essay I wrote for my English class, directed towards yet another cynical adult who calls Romeo and Juliet "a cautionary tale for youth".
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2015
I Kissed My Commanding Officer And I Liked It reviews
She's all hair dye and sniper rifles and skin made of sparks and shadows, and he's just a crazy kid with a dark dream in his head. Oneshot, T for teenagers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Complete
Mother's Day reviews
I don't have money. [haiku]
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Complete
Cranberries and Wine in a Martini Glass reviews
A worried young man wakes up to care for his troubled young wife. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Complete
Disaster reviews
Niccolò Moretti lives in a church, and feels like he's going to hell. Oneshot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Complete
i spent my inspiration reviews
the reason for my absence here (free/short)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Complete
Niccolò reviews
Hanna Yellowstone doesn't expect to find a golden-eyed third grader in her music room after the school's doors have been locked for the night, but here he is — waiting, watching her every move, wary as a cornered wolf. But what worries her is the fact that eight-year-old boys shouldn't have golden eyes, and they shouldn't be this scared of piano teachers...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014
Five Quarts of Formaldehyde and a Sonata in C reviews
"One day, the pianist said hello to the undertaker." Set in the early 1900's, in an average American city. Just a short little tale, with even shorter chapters, about the lonely embalmer and the girl with eyes like midnight and hair like starlight — whose lives can't help but be that short too.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,769 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
My Sneeze: A Haiku reviews
My teacher told us to brainstorm haiku ideas for a few minutes and, coincidentally, my mouth decided that it was the perfect time to let loose a wet squeal like a dying pig.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/6/2014
Why I Can't Stand Family Outings reviews
They tend to turn into squabbles about things like whether or not we should bring three packs of Doritos or six.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Complete
I Took a Selfie With a Ghost reviews
It was just a dare, okay? [drabble]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
for the sake of you reviews
a blameless man let other men force nails through his hands [free/short]
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2014
i chased my shadow this afternoon reviews
i hate it when you go on a two-mile jog in 85-degree weather and then find philosophical undertones in your afterthoughts [short/free — gods i hate exercising]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Complete
Why I Hate Summer Break reviews
I am not a housemaid.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Complete
In Fearful Eyes reviews
The elf meets the dragon. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Complete
In Which My Language Teacher reviews
told us to write 5-6 lines of dialogue and I came up with this. Moral of the story: never give Sky a prompt like that, and never give Avi a smoothie recipe. Like, ever. [crack-ish drabble]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Complete
The Roadside Crosses reviews
She's got nothing left now, and she's pretty sure she's going to die soon. A short tale about the Oregon Trail and Marcus and Narcissa Whitman, written in four journal entries. [I did this for an eighth grade history assignment. There was a word limit. 'Nough said.]
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Complete
i found a fracture in your bedroom door yesterday reviews
a man leaves his family only to see the face of death. [freeverse, not my best work. :/]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Complete
death and such reviews
unless i'm raptured, i'm going to die. [free/short]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Complete
The Birth reviews
of a warrior.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Complete
avi reviews
no one would care if a homeless boy died. [freeverse]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Complete
Another Week's Glorious End reviews
Do you ever just... [A/N: I wish this wasn't autobiographical.]
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Complete
You Can't See the Stars From Here reviews
Just the sky of our little prison. Good night, my dear Stargazer. [bonus scene from my novel. oneshot]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Complete
to hell reviews
"The safest road to hell is the gradual one — the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts." – C. S. Lewis [ee cummings inspired/short]
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Complete
lamentations of a liar reviews
a pathological liar struggles with Christianity's call to honesty. [freeverse]
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete
Smile reviews
"She could be standing where he's standing and he could be standing above her like she's standing and she could be the one barefoot and filthy and looking a day away from starving to death...he can't be a day past ten but he's getting old, too." (prose/free-verse mashup. ONESHOT)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Complete
six — wrath reviews
oh darling boy, you're so alone—frightened—angry—scarred. if only you'd listen. if only you'd quell your hate.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Complete
eleven — tempest reviews
little girl, tempest child...how quick your rise and fall. the fight to the top — the break at the peak — and you're still afraid of losing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Complete
nightmares reviews
he's seen a lot of fear, but in reality, most of them aren't that different. a collection of six haikus, written from the point of view of the thing that creates your nightmares. [kudos if anyone gets the fandom references]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Complete
That Methodless Kind of Madness reviews
For those of you who wonder if writing is really a good thing for your sanity. And for those of you who think that it is. Also, for those of you who think that writing is an "art" that must be mastered. Also, for that one anon who doubted my sanity. And finally, for those of you who were just wondering what my username meant.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Complete
riley reviews
there are voices in his head and they say that he is mad. A short little thing, told by a boy whose inner demons aren't just a figure of speech.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Complete
twelve — unknown reviews
he's the one no one sees — just like you and me. [Based off an OC from an unpublished fanfic; no actual references to any fandom but kudos to you if you can guess it]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Complete
sylvia reviews
she's a strange little thing — she can look at you and see right past your act; right into your soul it seems like. she sees everything. sometimes, too much.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
flame reviews
...because it just needed to be said. This is the tragic tale of a young writer, and the damage that careless words can do. Go on. I dare you to flame me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2014
Tears of a Chocoholic reviews
The random rambles of a chocolate-deprived chocoholic (translation: me). Has nothing to do with "Tears of a Thief" except for the fact that I wrote them in the same journal.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Complete
Tears of a Thief reviews
He's a criminal, and he'll confess anything you demand of him. Except for one thing. [Sixth in the Sorrows of the Shoeless poetry series]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Complete
Iced Midnight reviews
The night is frozen. I wait, shivering.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Virtually Dead reviews
For those of you who have experienced the fear of death in its purest form. T for some...graphic images, I suppose... [Not what you might first think it is — genre 2 is "parody" for a reason.]
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Complete
Happy Thanksgiving reviews
He doesn't know — has never learned — the true meaning of Thanksgiving Day. [Fifth in the Sorrows of the Shoeless poetry series]
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
o magnum timore reviews
A short poem of inquiry, addressed to Fear and asking the question he does not want to answer. Kudos to Dreamworks' animated film, Rise of the Guardians, for inspiration.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Complete
Based Off the Book –– Supposedly reviews
What of the movies, those movies that claim to be "based off the books"? Oh, you and I both know of them. They're everywhere. (Mostly just the livid rants of a young girl; I wrote this quite a while ago for a school assignment.)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Complete
The Betrayed and the Traitor reviews
He was the traitor. She believed he could come back...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
The One To Trust reviews
She has two choices. One chance. Whom shall she trust?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
Independence Day reviews
He's seen the lights in the sky, of course. But what they mean... why they are there... that he does not know. [Fourth in the Sorrows of the Shoeless poetry series]
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
Compassion reviews
He is starving, but they are dying. [Third in the Sorrows of the Shoeless poetry series]
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Complete
Underwater reviews
He can't take it anymore. So he jumps... but nothing is as it first seems. [Second in the Sorrows of the Shoeless poetry series]
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Loveless, Friendless, Shoeless, Homeless reviews
He's never felt that sensation, that feeling, that thing that people call love. [First in the Sorrows of the Shoeless poetry series]
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Complete
To Defend and Protect reviews
He knows there is no chance for his hopelessly outnumbered army. But, faced with no other option, Prince Devon lifts his sword high and gives words of encouragement to his soldiers. They may not come out alive, but they will not go down without a fight. [Oneshot based off the poem "Opportunity" by Edward Rowland Sill]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
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