Author has written 13 stories for Humor, Love, Politics, Life, and Nature.
I am a brilliant poet. However, in order to access the brilliance, I have to push out all the crap that gets in the way first. As a result, I write some grade-A fertilizer.
This account is for all of the poems I've written over my lifetime that are so awful I have to share them. Please learn from my mistakes and DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES REPEAT THEM.
I have another account on here where I put the good stuff, but since this rubbish is so bad, I will not sully my good name by affiliating this account with that one.
Please enjoy this garbage that should have been deleted and never tarnished the eyes of even the lowest life forms.
P.S.: The opinions presented in my poems are not actually my opinions. I am very levelheaded now, and most of my poems are old, from when I was still in grade school. I might have been a little unwell back then, but I assure you I am not that messed up now.