Hey, kids! Most of my work (and, incidentally, my life) revolves around The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was recently accepted as a cast member of the Home Of Happiness - ironically, neither home nor happy. If you're in the Montclair area, come see me be awful and the rest of the cast be spectacular.

My favorite fan fic subject is Magenta's death. I don't mean to imply that I dislike Magenta - on the contrary, I adore her. But Revenge Of The Old Queen got those murder wheels turning, and the psychological possibilities were too good to resist. Plus, there's nothing quite so satisfying as knowing that one's writing gives people nightmares.