Alex Ottaviano
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Joined 07-25-13, id: 931755, Profile Updated: 07-25-13
Author has written 3 stories for Kids, Mystery, and Life.

Hello. I am a sixteen year old junior who also happens to be an aspiring author and actress.

I'm overweight, ugly, and the only friends that I have are the ones that I make up in my stories. (and my cats)

I'm probably the most honest person you'll ever know. I'll be honest with you, I expect that you'll do the same.

I'm not an optimist or a pessimist, I'm a realist. I focus more on what will actually happen than dreaming.

Although, these are my goals:

Get skinny.

Find good friends.

Get better grades in school and eventually get into a good college.

Be a successful author or actress. (hopefully both)

Be happy.

What will actually happen:

I'll be ugly and overweight my whole life.

I'll never have friends.

I'll get into a crappy college because I have bad grades.

I'll flunk out of said crappy college because I don't try.

I'll be a failed author and actress.

I will never be happy.

Here's hoping that your life turns out better than mine probably will! :)

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Nothing reviews
I'm not even sure that this is poetry. I really would appreciate some feedback, I'm new at poetry and not sure if its really 'my thing.' And I don't mean for this to be depressing, its just the truth. Thanks :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
Quite Out of Place
Prompt from writing exercise book: "Open an imaginary door. What do you see?" I didn't really follow the prompt that well, but I still like how this turned out. I hope you do as well. :) Thanks for reading and giving feedback!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
The Strange Hole reviews
I have been working through a book of writing exercises. The prompt was: "Yesterday at school, you discovered a giant hole in the middle of the playground. Write a story about what happens next." It's pretty straight-forward. Hope you enjoy. :) Honest feedback will be much appreciated.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete