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Joined 07-25-13, id: 931890, Profile Updated: 06-04-16
Author has written 13 stories for General, and General.

Hi there. Most of what I've written are entries to The Review Game's monthly Writing Challenge Contest and I hope you enjoy them. Reviews are much appreciated.

To Pokemon fans, I'm also here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5650313/

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The Girl in Chains by welcometomylittlemind reviews
It was Tuesday, and the girl was in chains, watching the busy people immersed in their busy lives. She has always been one for consistency. She has never been one for questions. She runs her fingers through the dust, listening to the chains rattle, as a boy steps off a bus. To her alarm, he approaches the iron gates that enclose her yard; eyes breaching her sanctuary...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Complete
Characters by arctictiger reviews
I quit smoking.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Complete
This is a Fucking Cliche by electrical moon reviews
this is the romance sold at every corner [experiment, please critque]
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
fallback by i dont know what i am anymore reviews
It's 9:45 P.M., and by the time you look up from your phone, he's gone before you can say goodbye. T for gratuitous profanity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2014
Student of Cause by Wogan
Kara's first lesson on how to manipulate history in the most precise of ways.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Complete
A Perfect End to the Night by MiseryRevisited reviews
The sight of him touching her made me want to break both his hands. rated M purely as a precaution .
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
Dubstep Adagio by espritduo reviews
Getting old ain't fun, kids. But sometimes it's not all bad. A short story I wrote for a class I'm taking. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Cause and Effect by Faithless Juliet reviews
I fell in love with silence when I was young.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
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Little Girl reviews
There is a little girl sitting on a bus, looking out the window at the flow of freeway traffic, listening to her father's favorite song.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Complete
They Call It Light reviews
I went to the unsensed sets of knowledge, one I called my memory and another I called the ocean and learned the laws of motion that had brought Jason to my hands. Written for the Review Game's October/November Writing Challenge Contest
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2017 - Complete
Taco Tuesdays!
Is your cheating boyfriend a no good bola de pescado? Feeling down that you aren't a knight in shining armor for some fiery chica peligrosa? Well then Chacho's Tacos Anytime Taco Tuesday Two For One Special might be just the thing to make everything alright.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Published: 9/17/2017
Rise and Reprise reviews
I'm a bipolar polarbear bearing the weight of a black birefringent subversive substrate.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Complete
One Step More reviews
The world is ending and you come to me?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Complete
Down on the Corner, Out in the Street reviews
In the evenings when I walk to the intersection of Acon and La Plante I press that button and for fifteen seconds I look through the windshields of the captive cars and shoot venomous smiles at my prisoners.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Complete
The Fantastic Adventures of Chacho the Dog reviews
If I had the strength of a thousand men I'd reach the roof in a single bound, I'd run ten thousand miles before stopping to rest, I'd crush my enemies with a flick of my wrist, but my eyes would not lose their ability to cry. This is a story about ordinary people. Also... there's a dog named Chacho.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015
The Tower
A political satire examining the consequences of partisanship and ideological extremism. Politics not for you? Fear not! There will be blood, nukes, petty name calling, questionable science, and America! Also Barack Obama and John Boehner get into some pretty kinky sex stuff! Also gratuitous exclamations!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Complete
Four points for F, one point for N reviews
I didn't realize my boyfriend was so good at word games.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Complete
Welcome to the Afterlife reviews
A small ethereal suburb where the streets are paved in palladium and assorted palladium compounds, and the gates are adorned with brightly burning fluorescent night-lights.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
I Don't Understand the Question reviews
Who knows, it may be my choice of words, but I never seem to get the answer I was expecting.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
Sarah reviews
Dynamic subroutine 823-15L would like to inform you that this story catalogs the runtime of some very sophisticated lines of code.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete
Collapse reviews
Out of our infinitely numerous possible futures only one will become part of our history.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Complete