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Joined 07-28-13, id: 932506, Profile Updated: 07-29-13
Author has written 5 stories for Mythology, Song, Religion, and Romance.

ஜ - Yello! This is KK here and here's a little it about me! - ஜ

I'm going to make one thing clear. I HATE it how people on FanFiction and FictionPress just stop by one of my (or someone else's) stories, favorite it or alert it, and never take the time to review! It's rude and inconsiderate, not to mention it makes the author look bad! PLEASE take the time to review on my stories. You have no idea how much they make my day. Even just an "update soon" makesPress me happy, just tell me what you like or think about the story! Seriously, would it KILL you just to leave one? I need all the help I can get here. Thank you.

On another note, I would like to take a moment to express gratitude for all the reviewers that do take time to review my stories. It means more than you'll ever know, and I wish I could respond to all of them. I appreciate them all, so thank you all very much!


Contents:

About me

C/P stuff

Weird Quizzes

Random Other Stuff

My Views

URLs (HoH cover on bottom!!!)


About Me

REAL ME:

Name: Klio K. I'm not that scared about putting my name here, because a) I don't think anyone's going to stalk me down and kill me b/c I put my name on here, and b) I mean, how many Klios are there in this world? Like , millions? (Well, probably not, but...) So i'm not that worried about someone finding out who I am b/c of my first name. Now, if it was something like Wulfrythfth, then i'd totally make up a pseudonym, and c) how do you know that i'm not just making it up???? *mwa ha ha!!!*

Writers name: KurlyCrazyKat

Nicknames: KK, CrazyDog, Kitty, Sadie, Stacie, Sarah, Jordan, Dude, Weirdo, Freak, Dork, etc...

Writers names in the past: KurlyKrazyKat; don't ask why it was changed

Eyes: Dark brown to hazel (I need glasses to see far away)

Hair: Dark brown (mid-back length)

Age: 14 and a bit( :D )

Build: tallish

Personality: kind of (rarely) serious,kind of hyper and a little secretive, aand slightly mysterious :P (REALLY RANDOM and Weird)

Favourite possession: My books , My pens and pencils, My notebooks, my music

Pet: Two cats, Creamsicle and Mocha

Hobbies: Reading, drawing, using internet, writing, singing...

Talents: Art, Reading (is that a talent? oh well), Writing, painting...

Gender: girl (:P)

Best friend: Pinkiepie0706 and her sister Mads

Extra info: Loves to eat, is a Bookworm :p

Favourite food: anything delicious!!!!

fav singers: Taylor swift, Superchick, Barlowgirl, Matthew West, Britt Nicole, Evanescence, Skillet, Fireflight, Flyleaf, The Fray ...(more ...)

Fav. books (not in order/some are left out) :

1. Percy Jackson & the Olympians & Heroes of Olympus

2. Kane Chronicles

3. Nancy Drew

4.all my online books (:D)

5. Maximum Ride

6. 39 Clues

WAY WAY more...


PEN ME(the inner moi):

Name: Thalia Elizabeth Kelly

Nicknames: All of the others

Eyes: stormy grey [can change at will]

Hair: curly, jet black, long [can make it short or long at will (plus change d color)]

Age: 14 [can change at will]

Build: Tall , Thin ,fit , Cute[can change at will]

Personality: hyper, coolish/weird, funny, nice, caring and just plain awesome (can be random sometimes) [not selfish or vain /always helps others ]

Favourite possession: same as real plus a wand and staff (:P)

pet: a silver and black lion with Caspian Sea Green eyes

Hobbies: reading, drawing, magic, singing, so on...

Talents: Egyptian magic and stuff, singing, drawing [she has many amazing powers and abilitys and is very good at most things she tries]

Gender: girl(:P)

Best Friend: all book people [check fav books] Percy Jackson, Nico Di'Angelo, Annabeth Chase, Maximum Ride, Fang, Nudge, Amy, Dan, Sadie, Carter, Anubis, Walt etc...

Extra Info: is very random and loves to eat !!!(can travel inside books and visit the people in them)

Favourite Food:Cake, Ice-Cream, Chocolate (Anything that tastes amazing!!)

Favorite Color(s): Deep violet and lime green

Favorite Band(s) and/or Singer(s): Barlowgirl, Superchick, Evanescence, Owl City, Britt Nicole, Jamie Grace, Toby Mac, Matthew West etc...

Favorite Song(s): BROKEN GIRL - Matthew West, Absolutely any Barlowgirl song, Crawl - Superchick, My Immortal, Tourniquet, Bring me to life - Evanescence, Fireflies - Owl City, Need You Now - Plumb, and to many others to fit on this page!

Favorite Animal(s): Tigers & Lions & Cats OH MY!

Actual Friends on Fanfiction: Morganluvsya, (you need to check out her story if you like teenage weirdness... no SERIOUSLY, check it out, What Happened On Vacation) and pinkiepie0706, (Yup, hers to, especially if you like Daughter Of Power, this one's called Life of Lilli)

Friends that I met on Fanfiction: ILikePie99, HpHgPj, Mice-are-Nice

Favorite Movie(s): Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Hugo, Legend of the Guardians, Avengers, Any Comic Book Movie, Les Miserables, Jack the Giant Slayer

OTPs: Percy & Annabeth - PJO, Jake & Amy - 39 Clues, Sam & Astrid - GONE, Sadie & Anubis, Sadie & Walt - Kane Chronicles, Max & Fang, Iggy & Ella - Max Ride

Favorite Books: Rain is Not My Indian Name, True... Sort of, PJO Series, Max Ride Series, 39 Clues Series, Gone Series, Kane Chronicles Series, Theodosa Throckmorton Series, Shadow Children Series, The Missing Series,

Do I have a crush on anybody: Yes (two people actually, is that bad?)

What is his name: Not telling...

ஜ I draw manga characters, only my own, or people from books. I have been told that I read too much and I beg to differ. Okay, maybe they're right about that part, if my head isn't in a book, then it is usually off somewhere that no one else would ever, i repeat EVER, want to go. It wouldn't make sense to anyone else, it is fill with complete craziness. I have some amazing friends, Emme, (LOL MB!) Morganluvsya, (Awesome story Morgan!), Mads, Betty, (LONG STORY! :D) and a lot of other people!

ஜ I’m that girl.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors [I dream about both] while everyone else is dreaming about their wedding day.

The girl that people look through when I say something.

The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

The girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face.

The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek and Egyptian mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google Images

3) What's your middle name?

Elizabeth

4) Your current relationship status?

Single, I'm flipping 13!!!

5) Does your crush like you back?

No clue

6) What is your current mood?

Food

7) What colour of underwear are you wearing?

White

8) What colour shirt are you wearing?

Teal, Hello Kitty (DON'T JUDGE!!!)

9) Are you missing something in life?

Sharpies

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Breaking my phone

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A Pure White Lion with Sapphire Blue Eyes

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Not that I recall

13) Something you do a lot?

Talk to myself

14) The song stuck in your head?

Haunted - Evanescence

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Fanfic Insanity

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Nah, cuz I special

17) When was the last time you cried?

Months ago

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Either to Fly, or to Fix Any Electronic Device or Break any Electronic Device

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Never been but probably Hot Chocolate

22) What's your biggest secret?

I'm a chocolate addict

23) Favorite color?

Lime Green and Deep Violet

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

OF COURSE

25) What are you?

Huh?

26) Do you speak any other language?

No

27) What's your favorite smell?

New book pages, roses (as long as they aren't white)

28) Describe your life in one word.

Random or Awkward

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

No, I've never been kissed. Period.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

How stupid this quiz is, oh, and Swedish Fish

31) What should you be doing?

... Um, sneezing?

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My mother

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Nope

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Ride, Jackson, Cahill, Kane, Chase

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

No, not really

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dark, DARK Brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Dot Ride, at the end of Songs From The Trees

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

George

2. Write down your favorite color out of yellow, red, black, blue, and green.

Blue

3. Write down your first initial.

K

4. Write down your month of birth.

December

5. Write down the color you like more, black or white.

Black

6. Write down the name of a person the same gender as you.

Mary Beth

7. Write down your favorite number.

3

8. Write down your favorite: California or Florida.

California (it's at least a little colder)

9. Write down your favorite: lake or ocean.

Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Get a new phone or that James Patterson would write a better Max Ride series

Are you done? If so, scroll down.

(Don't cheat!)

1. You are completely in love with this person. (I don't know anyone named George)

2. If you chose...

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed, and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. (Wait...SAY WHAT NOW?!?!?!?)

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is...

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (I can relate...sort of)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in...

Jan-Mar: This year will be very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. (:(

5. If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. (...)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (XD)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Wow...That's pretty sad...)

8. If you chose...

California: You like adventure. (YAY ME!!!)

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are also very reserved. (...Yup...me)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.


C/P Stuff

I have just realized

Tumblr is literally the sea

It’s huge

It’s blue

And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are

plus, I mean look at all the ships…

OH MY PERCY JACKSON YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE!

From Tumblr: VERY IMPORTANT PERCABETH STUFF!!!

So it turns out that a bunch of people will be waiting for Percy and Annabeth in Tartarus- more interesting than monsters, too!

  • A few Titans are in there- like Kronos, Metis, Epimetheus (Prometheus’ brother, the guy who married Pandora). Generally the Titanneses, female Titans, were not in Tartarus.
  • Kampê was supposed to guard Tartarus. Remember her? Battle of the Labyrinth- nearly killed Percy and Annabeth at the end of the book… fun stuff.
  • King Sisyphus is in some myths in Tartarus. However in the Demigod Files we see him in the Fields of Punishment.
  • King Tantalus- the guy that they picked to replace Chiron in the Sea of Monsters. That’s right folks, and since Percy helped to get the fleece back, clear Chiron’s name and ergo send Tantalus back to the Underworld… Yeah.
  • Ixion is a fun name that we haven’t heard before. This guy killed his father and then felt super bad about it. Zeus accepted to cleanse him of his sins and even invited him to a meal on Olympus. This guy kind of lost it when he saw Hera and started flirting with her. To test Ixion, Zeus created a cloud version of Hera (named Nephele). Ixion saw the cloud version and didn’t skip his chance to kiss the queen of the gods. Zeus got angry, strapped him to a flaming wheel and sent him spinning around the sky and then Tartarus.
  • The Danaides are the only female prisoners that I know of! They were fifty sisters. They were supposed to marry fifty brothers but decided not to, and so they all killed their fiancés. That’s 50 men right there! Their punishment in Tartarus was to fill a barrel of water using these vases. Once it was full, they would be washed of their sins. The problem is that the barrel has holes in it. This is totally a problem that Annabeth could solve if she tried I swear to the gods they could meet.
  • King Salmoneus pretended to be Zeus, ergo angering the real Zeus.
  • Good news! Cyclopes! They were originally exiled to the Underworld by Kronos and then freed by Zeus. There may still be a colony in Tartarus who’d be willing to help Percy.
  • Hecatonchires- the hundred-handed ones
  • The god Tartarus-Here’s something that we all forget: Tartarus was purely a place for the Romans. For the Greeks, there was a god that came with it. Tartarus isn’t very well documented, so RR can really manipulate Tartarus however he wants, but he was where light and the cosmos emerged. He is also the father of the giants that Gaia is using against Olympus. People have been pointing out faces on the rocks we see on the covers. I think that that may be the personification of Tartarus.
  • 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

    I want to be the 2 percent that DOES stand up for God.

    If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone who visits and sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

    If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

    If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

    If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

    If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

    If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

    Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

    If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

  • Person: Hi! I'm-
  • Me: Do you like blue cookies?
  • Person: I don't see why not...
  • Me: Do you enjoy any form of beach?
  • Person: Sure!
  • Me: Yankees fan?
  • Person: Umm...yeah actually!
  • Me: Percabethhhhh!!!!!!
  • Person: What?
  • Me: -hurt tone- Tartarus?
  • Person: What the heck is that? Like tartar sauce?
  • Me: You'll find out when you fall in! *laughs*
  • ஜ IF YOU HATE PERCACHEL, EVAMY, DYLAX, AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

    If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you LOVE PJO then copy this onto ur profile

    If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. (YES)

    If you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile

    ஜ God is perfect, with no faults or evil, he hates sin more than you could know but somehow still loves us. God is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

    If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Obiwriter341, powerrangersfangirl22, ShadowandMadonna, TailsDoll13, Kurlycrazykat,

    If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile: Percy, Fang, Jake!!!!!!!

    93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101,PJATO-FAN-4-LIFE, Beaner.weener, AdventurousOceans26, Kurlycrazykat,

    95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

    Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

    92% of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.

    Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! (honestly, I just feel sorry for Hades...problem???)

    1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

    Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

    Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

    Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

    It's all a conspiracy. Babies come from robots.

    Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books

    "Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper than knives."

    Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

    You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I'LL break YOU.

    One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

    Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

    I don't obsess! I think intensely!

    If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops)

    If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last/first name wrong...copy and paste to your profile (BOTH REALLY!!!)

    I ran with scissors, and lived!

    You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind".

    "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

    If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

    If you can totally rock a Russian accent, copy and paste this on your profile.

    If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (I've read 400 in LESS than FOUR hours.)

    If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

    If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have asked your teacher if you could move away from the annoying kid that sits next to you, and they said no, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you spend more time doodling in math rather than learning, copy and paste this into your profile

    ஜ Funny Anagrams

    DORMITORY:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    DIRTY ROOM

    ASTRONOMER:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    MOON STARER

    DESPERATION:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    A ROPE ENDS IT

    THE EYES:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THEY SEE

    GEORGE BUSH:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HE BUGS GORE

    THE MORSE CODE :
    When you rearrange the letters:
    HERE COME DOTS

    SLOT MACHINES:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    CASH LOST IN ME

    ANIMOSITY:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IS NO AMITY

    ELECTION - RESULTS:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

    SNOOZE ALARMS:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

    A DECIMAL POINT:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IM A DOT IN PLACE

    THE EARTHQUAKES:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THAT QUEER SHAKE

    ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    TWELVE PLUS ONE

    ஜ If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifr ey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, GodofAWSOMEstuff, Katerina Riley, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycraztkat
    Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I read AT LEAST 100 a year!)
    If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (If I wrote this every time I did that, it would take up the whole page)
    If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
    If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
    Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but I just abuse the privilege.
    I would say " YOUR'E SO STUPID! " but I think too many people already have.
    If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. (No Facebook! I have FanFiction!)

    If you have ever yelled "FOR NARNIA!" ANYwhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If your a child of God, copy and paste this into your profile.

    Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

    Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

    Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God!
    There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
    You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
    I've Got ADHD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have!
    I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
    The Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us
    Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin?

    I LOVE ARTEMIS! IF YOU LIKE HER TO PM ME UNLESS YOU'RE A TOTAL CREEP WHO HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN CREEP OUT 13 YR. OLD GIRLS!!! O_o

    If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
    If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
    If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
    If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile
    If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
    If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

    ஜ If you:

    love to read and act crazy,
    laugh and have fun,
    ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,
    are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,
    run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,
    spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,
    are a night owl who hardly sleeps,
    act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,
    then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.

    ஜ I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

    You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

    My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

    For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

    I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Shadow, and Ninjago, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101, MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycrazykat,

    Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycrazykat,

    95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

    Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. (Oh, EWWWWWWWWW...)

    I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" ( that would be hilarious if someone did that! )

    "Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

    Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very...small..(awkward silence)

    Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

    ஜ Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

    Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

    Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

    Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

    Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

    Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

    Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

    Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

    Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

    Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

    Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

    Olympus. Home of the gods.

    Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

    Atlas. Zoe's father.

    Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

    Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

    Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

    Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

    Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

    Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

    Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

    Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

    Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

    Ichor. The blood of the gods.

    Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

    Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

    Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

    ஜ Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

    If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If for no reason you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this into your profile.

    If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

    Even if you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this into your profile.

    I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!

    This nation needs our prayers! Prayer is our only hope. We need to pray God's principles would remain the foundation of this country and that we as a nation will be strengthened, and come together in peace and harmony. We need to trust God in everything to guide this country back to where it needs to be. If you agree, put this into your profile.


    Random Other Stuff

    WARNING: May contain spoilers. Read at your own risk!

    "Ha-di": Destroy. This spell is used to destroy object(s) are specified by the caster. When cast by a proficiant magician, it is also powerful enough to cause explosions. Ex: Sadie Kane uses this spell to destroy the locked doors of the Brooklyn House's library in the first book.

    "Hah-ri": Quiet. This spell has multiple purposes, though its primary use is to stop things from moving.

    "Ha-wi": Strike. This is an offensive spell, capable of generating a large amount of force with which to to an opponent.

    "Hi-nehm": Join. This is a spell used to mend a broken object. Ex: Amos Kane uses this spell to mend a shattered saucer in the first book.

    "W'peh/Sahad": Open. This spell can be used to open portals or lockcked doors/passageways. Ex:Zia Rashid uses this spell in an attempt to open a portal at a museum in the first book.

    "Tas": Tie. This spell can be used to magically lengthen a magician's piece of twine to turn it into a long rope that automatically attempts to bind an opponent. It may also disable magic. Ex: Sadie Kane uses this spell to try and tie up Freak the griffin in the second book.

    "Ha-tep": Be at peace. This spell is used to calm an excited creature. Animal charmers may sometimes use this spell.

    "Sa-per": Miss. A spell that causes an opponent fighting you to lose all accuracy and become completely unable to land a blow. Ex: Alyssa, a trainee of Brooklyn House, uses this spell on a shabtiduring a practice fight.

    "A'max": Burn. A spell that summons a small fire to burn whatever object is specified by a magician.Ex: Amos Kane uses this spell to burn a scrab shell in the second book.

    "N'dah": A spell that summons a protective shield around the caster.

    "Heh-sieh": Turn back. A spell that forces an opponent to turn away from the caster. If cast by a experienced magician, this spell can even knock an opponent into the air and backwards. Ex:Michael Desjardins uses this spell to knock Apophis away from him during a battle.

    "Heqat": This spell is a spoken command, used to summon a staff.

    "L'mun": Hide. This is an invisibility spell, used to cloak the caster from prying eyes if needed. Ex:Cater Kane uses this spell when searching for the Book of Ra in Russia.

    Idk about you guys but in my head Percy literally always has a confused look on his face
    he walks up to archery class and and he’s staring at the bow in his hand and hes like “what the hades is this”
    And he’s eating dinner and he’s like “where am I?”
    “what the hades am I eating?”
    “where’s annabeth??”

    don’t even get me started on son of neptune
    where’s annabeth?
    why romans?
    how come ghosts?
    annabeth?
    pluto’s kid?
    my panda??
    annabeth?
    why do I like blue thing?
    QUEST???
    GUY WITH THE SEALS LOOKS MAD?
    AMAZONS??
    ANNABETH?????

  • Annabeth: I compliment you on being a good boyfriend and falling with me, but-
  • Percy: Thank you
  • Annabeth: But you're seriously stupid.
  • Leo on Tumblr:

  • Leo: ohmygods they love me!
  • Leo: i have a fangirl army beat that!
  • Leo: AHAHAHHAHAHAh i have like over a thousand girlfriends!!!
  • Leo: what is leyna???
  • Leo: omg she's so pretty whats her name?!?!
  • Leo: calypso? isn't that like a shell you find on a beach?
  • Leo: or is it a hawaiian thing?
  • Leo: she's hot though!
  • Leo: aM I REALLY THAT SHORT?
  • Leo: #offended O_o
  • Leo: OH MY GOSH I'M CLOSING THE DOORS OF DEATH!!!
  • Leo: me and nico... O_o
  • Leo: i blew up new rome ok but in my defense that wasn't me!!!
  • Leo: who is this rick person how dare he?!?!
  • Leo: WHHUUUUUUUUUTTT reyna?! O_o
  • Leo: ummm...
  • Leo: THIS BOOOY IS ON FIIIIIIIIREE!!!!!!!
  • Leo: hey frank people ship you with me. LOL...wait... o_O
  • Leo: you too beauty queen, GAH!!!
  • Leo: WHOA EDITS
  • Leo: what is that.?
  • Leo: i HaVe A fAnGiRl ArMy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Leo: at least THEY know my correct title. Humph!
  • Leo: see girls you're missing out
  • Rick Riordan put this on twitter:
    Rick: I'm taking night classes in Fangurl as a second language. Sorry for any mistakes. THIS. LOL. *DIES*
    Oh Rick, you so sassy!

    ஜ This is an awesome thing that I found on AmazingOcean26's profile

    PJO Fans VS. Normal People

    NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
    PJO FANS: will ask Zeus instead

    NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
    PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

    NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
    PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

    NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
    PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

    NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
    PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

    NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
    PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

    NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
    PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

    NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
    PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

    NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise
    PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx

    NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
    PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

    ஜ The Percy Jackson pledge:

    I promise to remember Percy
    Whenever I'm at sea
    I promise to remember Annabeth
    Whenever a spider comes at me
    I promise to protect nature
    For Grover's sake of course
    I promise to remember Luke
    When my heart fills with remorse
    I promise to remember Chiron
    Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
    I promise to remember Tyson
    Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
    I promise to remember Thalia
    Whenever a friend is scared of heights
    I promise to remember Clarisse
    Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
    I promise to remember Bianca
    Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
    I promise to remember Nico
    Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
    I promise to remember Zoe
    Whenever I watch the stars
    I promise to remember Rachel
    Whenever a limo passes my car
    I promise to remember the gods
    and remember what they do
    I do this for my love for them
    and it will ALWAYS be renewed
    Yes I promise to remember PJO
    Wherever I may go
    Now swear it on the River Styx!

    ஜ Stereotypes that are totally un-true about me and others like me...

    I'm HOME-SCHOOLED so i must be SHELTERED

    I like video games, drawing manga, and playing around with dolls so I must be childish

    I'm a PERSON so I must be LABELED

    I like to READ so i must have NO LIFE

    I'm a WRITER so i must be CRAZY

    I have a fake FANFICTION CHARACTER so she must be an annoying MARY-SUE

    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so i must be a LOSER

    I like to READ so i must be a NERD

    I don't take WEIRD as an insult so i must NOT CAREe about myself

    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke.

    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be hot.

    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.

    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

    I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to touch you

    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a harlot...

    I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up

    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be stuck up (Although I don't really like to wear them...)

    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

    I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a show off.

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a attention seeker.

    I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST love to show them off.

    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good.

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

    Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

    Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

    Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

    I'm a SKATER so I must smoke and steal stuff

    I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

    I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

    I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Even though I know I am, that isn't the reason...)

    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

    I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

    I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat.

    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and have a "huge secret."

    I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

    I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

    I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

    I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

    I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

    I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

    I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

    I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

    I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

    I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

    I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

    I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

    I CHAT, I MUST be a cyber bully.

    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.

    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

    I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a control freak.

    I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

    I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

    I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

    I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE

    I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

    I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

    I don’t have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a loser.

    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

    I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy

    I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

    I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone

    I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

    I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

    I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

    I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

    I dislike TWILIGHT, so I must have no English skills.

    I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

    I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

    I'm GOOD WITH COMPUTERS, so I must be a GEEK.

    I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.


    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

    I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

    I like ROCK, so I must be EMO.

    I HATE POP, so I must be STUPID I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

    I DON'T DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.


    I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

    I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I do, but I'm very good at hiding it)

    I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

    I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

    I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

    THESE WERE ALL STEREOTYPES THAT ARE UNTRUE!!!

    ஜ This is a funny story that i randomly found looking around on tumblr

    "Maximum Drive"

    My brother went to the store yesterday. He told my that he got the last Maximum Ride book, Nevermore. He said that while he was in the checkout line, there was a mom and her kid in front of him. The mom kept looking at his stuff and finally said, “OH! Is that a Maximum Drive book? My girl really likes Maximum Drive! I really should start reading Maximum Drive because we have all the books at home!” He told me that she kept calling it Maximum Drive. Maximum Drive. All I said was, “Maximum Drive. She’s on a mission. A mission to save the car industry.”

    100 pages into Angel and I already was full of anger. At Fang, Maya, and pretty much the whole stinking world! Then I read Nevermore and I was like, "WHAT THE HECK!!!! WHYYYYYYY JP, WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?" And then... I cried.

    ஜ This is a creepy song that my brother showed me from the game Portal, but I think it is a whole lot like ITEX in Max Ride, anything that I changed is bold in this song. It is called "Still Alive"

    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    ITEX Incorperated
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.
    But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are still alive.
    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are still alive.
    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Hey maybe Ari
    THAT WAS A JOKE.
    HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great.
    It's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking
    when there's Science to do.
    When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are still alive.
    And believe me I am still alive.
    I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
    I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be still alive.
    STILL ALIVE (x2)

    Cat this cat is cat a cat easy cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat moron cat occupied cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat.

    ஜ Me- RANDOM OFF TIME

    Friend- monkey butt

    Me- cheese

    Friend- pow

    Me-Ninja kick

    Friend-... you win.

    ra tatararara circus ratatararara afro circus afro circus afro circus afro polkadot polkadot afro (1000X)

    I found this on google images when i looked up funny pictures, some dude texted some random number and said, 'Okay, so I hid the body, now what?' and then the other person texted back, 'Go eat a brownie and have fun at school hon!' I busted out laughing so hard!!!!!!

    Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

    ஜ 7 Ways to scare your roommates (This is my absolute favorite)

    7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

    6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

    5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

    4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

    3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

    2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

    1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

    ஜ In loving memory of...

    ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

    ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

    ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

    ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

    ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

    ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

    ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

    ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

    The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

    ஜ FOR ALL OF THOSE OUT THERE THAT HAVE A 'DISORDER' OR HAS BEEN LABELED IN ANY WAY-

    You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary

    You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher

    You aren't bipolar, you're an artist

    You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer

    You're not ADD you're an inventor

    You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist

    You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader

    You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian

    Youre not autistic, you think outside the box

    You're not ADHD, you're a KID!

    ஜ THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

    1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

    2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

    3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

    4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

    5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

    6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

    7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

    8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

    9. "Darn, there go the lights again..."

    10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."

    11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

    12. "Ooooops!"

    ஜ WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR

    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,peer Inside and ask "Got enough air inthere?"

    2) STAND silent and motionless in thecorner facing the wall without getting off.

    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, gruntand strain to yank the doors open, thenact as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.

    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshakeand ask him or her to call you Admiral.

    5) MEOW occasionally.

    6) STARE At another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You'reone of THEM" - and back away slowly. (This one's my favorite!)

    7) SAY -DING at each floor.

    8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" Andpush all the red buttons.

    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyonepresses a button.

    10) STARE, grinning at another passengerfor a while, then announce: "I have newsocks on."

    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, lookaround and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

    12) TRY to make personal calls on theemergency phone.

    13) DRAW a little square on the floorwith chalk and announce to the otherpassengers: "This is my personal space."

    14) WHEN there's only one other personin the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend theygive you a shock. Smile, and go back formore.

    16) ASK if you can push the button forother people but push the wrong ones.

    17) HOLD the doors open and say you'rewaiting for your friend. After a while,let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,How's your day been?"

    18) DROP a pen and wail until someonereaches to help pick it up, then scream:"That's mine!"

    19) BRING a camera and take pictures ofeveryone in the lift.

    20) PRETEND you're a flight attendantand review emergency procedures andexits with the Passengers.

    21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

    ஜ I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

    I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

    I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.

    I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

    I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

    I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

    I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

    But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

    Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

    But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

    I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

    Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

    I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

    I just hold it up.

    The force on my shoulders,

    I'm begging it to stop.

    But I just hold it together,

    And keep the smile on my face.

    Just hoping that one day,

    Someone can take my place.
    Help me take that burden off her shoulders, Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her. Take my hand and it'll weigh no more, For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

  • Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
  • Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
  • Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
  • ஜ You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

    You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. (no*cough* yes *cough* no)

    You know which pages the good parts are on. (Well of course!)

    You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

    You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (I just can't help it!!)

    You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Zeus!)

    You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

    You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

    You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

    Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

    You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

    The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

    You curse a god/goddess a lot. (In last time: ‘What the Hades’)

    You know PJO better then most sane people

    You have links to every great PJO site

    You know what you would do if you were Percy

    You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

    At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

    You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

    You are trying to learn Greek.

    You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

    Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

    You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

    You just have to research more about greek mythology

    You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

    You learn Latin

    You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have

    Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

    A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

    You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

    There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

    Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

    When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

    You burn food to see if it smells good.

    You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

    You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

    You sometimes try to control water.

    You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

    You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

    Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

    You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

    You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

    Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

    Recite lines randomly from the books.

    When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

    Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

    You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

    You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

    You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

    You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

    That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

    In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

    You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

    When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

    You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

    You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

    You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

    You give all your siblings god parents

    You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

    You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

    You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

    Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

    You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

    You know exactly hat someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO, HoO, TLH, SoN, MoA, HOO or PJO and use it in conversations.

    You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

    When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

    You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you’re a demigod.

    You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

    You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

    You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

    You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

    You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

    Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

    Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

    You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

    Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

    You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

    You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

    You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

    You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

    When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

    You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

    Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

    You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

    Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

    You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

    And when you flunk the test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

    You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

    When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

    You cried when you finished TLO. (And MoA, and SoN, and TLH.)

    You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.

    Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

    You own homemade replicas of things from the series.

    You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

    Yay! PJO and HoO! :D

    ஜ Friends: Will bail you out of jail

    Best Friends: Will be sitting next to you and yell, “THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!”

    Friends: Will shrug when you say no to a new food.

    Best Friends: Will yell, “YOLO!!!” and force-feed it to you.

    Friends: Will give you a shoulder to cry on after a breakup.

    Best Friends: Will the brake the face of whoever made you cry.

    Friends: Will help you up after you fall.

    Best Friends: Will laugh and say, “Walk much?”

    Friends: Will tell you that you look beautiful.

    Best Friends: Will hold you up for half an hour trying to get that mascara smudge that’s this close to your eyelash off.

    Friends: Will tell you that you have lettuce in your teeth.

    Best Friends: Will take ten million pictures, post them to their Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram then tell you.

    Friends: Will wake you up when you sleep in class .

    Best Friends: Will tie your shoes together.

    Friends: Will get you out of a fistfight.

    Best Friends: Encourage you and say, "KICK THEIR BUTT!"

    Rules For Hogwarts:

    - If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout, "TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

    - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar.

    - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

    - I will not say, "Dude, get a life" to Lord Voldemort.

    - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape.

    - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

    - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

    - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

    - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

    - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

    - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

    - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

    - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them Smurfs.

    - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS.

    - "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

    - "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

    - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

    - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

    - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

    - Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

    - I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office.

    - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

    - Especially not with kazoos.

    - The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

    - Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Happiness, or any other house is forbidden.

    - There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"...Even if I do conjure him up.

    - Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

    - The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

    - Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

    - I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

    - I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

    - I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "Mini me."

    - Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

    - No combination of these is acceptable.

    - Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

    - Yelling “To infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

    - I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

    - I should not remark that, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

    - If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

    - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

    - I must not shout "Beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

    - I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

  • Me: Hey Life why can't I be cool?
  • Life: Don't ask me ask Tumblr.
  • Me: Tumblr why can't I be cool?
  • Tumblr: Don't ask me ask yourself.
  • Me: Me why can't I be cool
  • Other Me: You know your taking to yourself right?
  • Me: That explains it.
  • MORE RANDOM HARRY POTTER STUFF:

    I am: Gryffindor and Hufflepuff? I took about eight quizzes and they both gave me Gryffindor and Hufflepuff as answers sooo… Gryffinpuff or Huffledor?

    Character Houses in Harry Potter

    Percy: Gryffindor

    Annabeth: Ravenclaw

    Nico: Hufflepuff?

    Hazel: Gryffindor

    Frank: Gryffindor

    Jason: Gryffindor

    Piper: Gryfinpuff (Yeah, I know…)

    Leo: Gryfinpuff

    Max: Slytherin

    Fang: Slytherin

    Nudge: Hufflepuff

    Iggy: Gryfindor

    Gazzy: Gryfindor

    Angel: Slytherin

    Dylan: Slytherin and Hufflepuff? Is that even possible?

    Amy: Ravenclaw

    Dan: Gryffindor

    Jake: Gryffindor

    Atticus: Ravenclaw

    Ian: Slytherin (DUUUUH!)

    Natalie: Slytherin

    Sadie: Gryffindor

    Carter: Gryffendor

    Zia: Ravenclaw

    Walt: Gryffindor

    Anubis Slytherin

    Song from Rick Riordan's blog that made my day (I do not own... found this on morganluvsya's profile) And you have to sing this with the tune "Jingle Bells"(11/23/2012)

    Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

    Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

    Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

    What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight.

    Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

    Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

    Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

    Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

    A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

    a horse and eagle fight,

    a thunder bolt by my side,

    the eagle got hit and sank,

    some time the horse had bought,

    Poseidon's face turned blank,

    as he foiled Zeus' plot,

    Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

    fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

    Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

    Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

    Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

    fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

    Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

    Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

    end of song*


    Weird Quiz Thingies

    ஜ Random Quiz Thingy!!

    1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 289, (or 89 if the book isn't that long) and find line 20.

    "Did you just say you love me?" he asked." - Teen Idol by Meg Cabot

    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

    Air.

    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Spy Kids 2 Island of Lost Dreams

    4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

    1:00

    5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

    12:59 (NICE!!!)

    6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    The T.V.

    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    I was trying to find our cat

    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

    My book

    9. What are you wearing?

    Yellow P.J. pants with kissing monkeys on them, (yes...you read that right) and a striped blue and white blouse... Odd combonation...

    10. Did you dream last night?

    You really DON'T want to know

    11. When did you last laugh?

    When I was reading Morganluvsya's new chapter of What Happened On Vacation... HILARIOUS!!!

    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

    Zilch

    13. Seen anything weird lately?

    Lots of weird stuff going on in my head, but in real life, not really.

    14. What do you think of this quiz?

    These are some strange questions. i mean, really, who asks what time it is? I want to know who made up this quiz!

    15. What is the last film you saw?

    That I've finished? Jumanji

    16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

    I'd give a lot of money to my friends and to charity, then use the rest to fix my stupid phone, buy a new house for my family, and then I'm not sure, i'm only like 13 ya know.

    17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

    I still sleep with a stuffed animal (my beloved grey cat Lorie),

    I have dark brown almost black hair that sticks out in weird places,

    18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit

    19. Do you like to dance?

    Yeah.

    20. George Bush:

    All I know is that there's 2 of them, they were both once our president and they're from Texas. I know nothing of politics.

    21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

    Emily

    22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

    Jordan

    23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

    Only if all my friends were there. Can't live without 'em!

    ஜ WHAT AM I?

    PREP

    You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American EagleYou love/like going to the mall.You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 1

    GOTHIC

    Black is one of your favorite colors.You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You've shopped atHot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. (If brown counts as dark)You dislike preps. You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 1

    PUNK

    You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV (I love music, but not that music) You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I would like to, but my mom would go nuts.)You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 3

    GEEK

    You love the computer.You like Harry PotterYou are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band/orchestra. You don't care what you look like.You have a curfew. You alwaysdo your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 9

    EMO

    You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed.You have black rimmed glasses.You like the band Evanescence You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary.You have written a sad poem You think emo chicks/guys are hot : 1

    GHETTO/GANGSTA

    You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (What??? WHY???)You swear once in a while or a lot. You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 0

    HARDCORE/SCENE

    You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (What hardcore person loves the Ninja Turtles?) You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes You wear/wore Vans. You like the band Panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 3

    ATHLETIC

    You watch/watched the Superbowl. (Thanks, Dad) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number Total : 1

    WEIRD

    You enjoy sniffing cheese. Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear. (My mom won't let me)You are constantly called weird. You blurt out random things. You slap random people for the fun of it. You write on your hand. You drew on your shoes. You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. (You know, i probably would, except for the fact that none of my friends have a boyfriend.) You text your best friends ex. You don't care if people mock you. You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer. (Again with the mom thing...) Total: 10

    Total:29...So I am a Geeky Punk WEIRDO... Yup, totally me?!?!?!

    ஜ 1.YOUR REAL NAME: (insert real name here) KK

    2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kerrizzle (Ummm, okay?)

    3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav wild animal): Lime Tiger (COOL!)

    4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): What's a street name?

    5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, (For guys, the other way around) first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kelkewoo (YaY! I'm a jedi! I don't care if my name sounds like an old-timey kitchen utensil! I'M A STINKIN' JEDI!)

    6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) : Aqua Pepsi

    7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elzohby (How do you pronounce that?)

    8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers Middle name, dad's First name (boy: Dad's Middle, Mom's first): Agnes Glenn

    10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Keriuasnbnsa (What. The. Ninja.)

    11. FAKE ID: (Your Mom's middle name, Dad's middle name or vice versa, if your mom or dad have two middle names, than use the one that you didn't use for wittness prootection) Margaret Stewart (Does that sound suspiciously like Martha Stewart to you?)

    ஜ 1.Put your playlist on shuffle, (or go onto youtube like i did and use random sentanses or phrases from each song) 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

    WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Mirror Mirror on the Wall - Barlowgirl (NOOOT MEEE!)

    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? So what I'm not your average girl. - Barlowgirl (BOOYAH!)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Your not Safe-Britt Nicole

    WHAT IS 22? You're not listening to me - Superchick (???)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Hanging On To Every Word You Speak-Britt Nicole (I have no comment)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? CIt's almost showtime and Diverse City's waiting on me - TobyMac (This makes no sense whatsoever.)

    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Turn your face away from the garish light of day - Phantom Of The Opera(OOOOKAY?)

    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? HRock what you got, don't ever let them make you stop - Superchick (YESSSSS!)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Ten thousand fireflies, lit up the world as I fell asleep - Owl City (Makes sense)

    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Everybody Dance Now-CC Music Factory (OH, THE IRONY!)

    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? We are Never Ever Getting Back Together-Taylor Swift (Huh?!)

    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Chasing after boys is not my thing - Barlowgirl (No Comment ._.)

    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? My God, my tourniquet, return to me salvation - Evanescence (I like them. Problem?)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Hey hey this song is for us, put your hands in the air, if your crazy like us - Superchick

    WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? I wanna set the world on fire - Britt Nicole (Oh Noes!)

    HOW WILL YOU DIE? My spirit sleeping somewhere cold - Evanescence (Lovely.)

    WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Christ! Tourniquet! My Suicide - Evanessence (...No...stinking...comment...!)

    WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? If your'e happy and you know it clap your hands!

    WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? I can only imagine - MercyMe (I don't see how this makes me cry...)

    WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? God is preparing one for you - Barlowgirl (I think that's a yes...)

    WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? I could be your sunshine girl - Britt Nicole (How in heck does this scare me?!?!?!)

    DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? It's a love story baby just say yes - Taylor Swift (Yes?)

    IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? That's How We Roooooooll-Britt Nicole

    WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Hug a Pug-Webkinz (It hurts to hug dogs?)

    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Lord I love the way you hold me - Jamie Grace (Because I love God???)

    ஜ Now actually take the quiz TRUTHFULLY!

    WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? If you fall, he'll help you up

    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Weird and awkward

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Books

    WHAT IS 22? Thalia Grace

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? I have no comment...

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Funny and can take a joke

    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? ... WHO THE HACK EVEN ASKS THAT?!?!?!?!?!

    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Either an author or a christin musc artist

    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I don't really know what to call it

    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Cinderella - Steven Curtis Chapman

    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? I don't know, I obviously won't be able to choose considering I'll be DEAD!

    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Writing, Drawing, Singing, and Taking Care Of Animals

    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Sorry... can't tell you

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? They really need some mental help...

    WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? I'm not really sure

    HOW WILL YOU DIE? I'd rather not think about that right now...

    WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Eating my brother

    WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Books

    WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Books

    WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? I guess

    WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Dying

    DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? I don't know, ask someone who pays more attention to my love life

    IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? I don't know

    WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? I'm on my period... any questions?

    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? A really weird quiz thingy

    1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Scar near my heart, my friend's cat almost fell off the top of her bunk bed and grabbed onto me to keep up... OOOWWW!!!!!!

    2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nada

    3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I sing, does that count?

    4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Music that I like, Cristian pop, rock, and a little bit of Owl City, Taylor Swift, and Evanescence

    5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No *goes and asks mom* 4:01 PM

    6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING ? IDK???

    7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My friends back in NJ

    8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My stuffed grey cat that I've had since I was three

    9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? A number

    10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? YES...

    11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes

    12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? A book character

    13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? One that smells good

    14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care, as long as he's nice to my siblings, most of the time anyway...

    15. CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Maybe

    16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither, I like Pepsi

    17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Extra cheese

    18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CHOCOLATE!!!

    21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Uh, my life, from my mother

    22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes

    23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes, in both my arms and in both my middle fingers

    24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Anything comfortable and at least vaguely cute

    26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, her name is Creamcicle

    27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A super sweet orange and white ragdoll cat

    28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Unfortuantly, yes

    29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? UUUM?

    30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 1.999999999909

    31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?Either

    32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I DON'T HAVE A STINKING PHONE

    33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Besides my brother? People who are so opinionated, that they try to make everyone agree with them

    34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No

    35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Why would I tell you?

    36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Sorta...Kinda...Not Exactly...

    37. FIRST JOB? Babysitting my siblings (which was never a good idea)

    38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Not that I can think of

    41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Doing my hair for the thingamadoohicky that I'm a part of

    40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, twice, both on my lip and chin area

    42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My singing voice

    43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No

    44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A new iphone battery, a Macintosh laptop, a new book series for me to start

    45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Three, 1 boy and 2 girls

    46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes

    47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope

    49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Uh... Personal much?

    50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I would if anyone besides me could read it

    51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAM

    52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails

    53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't really own any CD's surprisingly

    54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No. I am a very weird person, I'm surprised that I even really have friends right now

    56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really, but you shouldn't carry yourself as if you don't think your beautiful (or handsome)

    57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I scream my face off, cry in corners where no one can see me, and punch stuffed animals

    58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My Church

    60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My stuffed cat

    61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!

    62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No. He's scarier than a clown.

    63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes. A lot

    64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes

    65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Humor and good personality

    66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I don't really have any, but my friend Mads calls me KK sometimes, but not often

    67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER (ONLY ONE)? You monster, how could you make me pick just one?!?!

    68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't watch TV often. If I had to choose though, Once Upon A Time.

    70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Where'd 69 go? Anyway, Chocolate Fudge Brownie!!!! Or the M'nM chocolate one that we just bought

    71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Uh yeah?

    72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Never

    73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? Yes

    74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't know

    75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't really care

    76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Barlowgirl

    77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Pepsi

    78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Nobody

    79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Physical appearance, and/or the way they act around me

    80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Don't Let It Slip On By - Finding Favour

    81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Nicki Minaj

    82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September

    83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don't like any

    85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown almost Black.

    86. EYE COLOR? Deep Brown to light almost amber

    89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway

    90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No

    91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? A music video

    92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Birthday

    93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? No, but I would like to learn to play the guitar, piano, and drums

    94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican

    95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS ALL THE WAY

    96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

    97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A snickers bar

    98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Ask me that when I'm 16

    99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Day Of Doom - 39 Clues: David Baldacci

    100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I don't have one

    Who's my immortal parent?

    ZEUS

    You like being in charge.
    You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
    You were voted Class President.
    You do what’s best for everyone.

    You think you have what it takes to run for President.
    You think every problem has a solution.
    You love showing off.
    You like plane rides.
    You are a hydrophobiac.

    2/10 (Never liked attention anyways)

    POSEIDON

    You feel at home in the water.
    Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
    You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
    You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
    You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
    You swim professionally.
    You hate seafood.
    You never get seasick.
    You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
    You are acrophobiac

    1/10 (...)

    HADES

    You’re not that much of a people person.
    You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
    You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
    You like listening to loud, epic music
    You spend most of your time alone.
    You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
    You like to keep to yourself.
    All your closets are padlocked.
    You write in diary/journal.
    You feel most active at night.

    2/10

    DEMETER

    You own a garden.
    You like the great outdoors.
    You have a green thumb.
    You’re an environmentalist.
    You have a special connection with animals.
    You’re a vegetarian.
    You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
    You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
    You love going to flower shops.
    You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (uuuh NO!)

    1/10 (*touches plant* *plant dies* 'nuff said)

    ARES

    You often start fights.
    You’re a very aggressive type of person.
    You like watching wrestling.
    You’re competitive.

    You like reading about war.
    You don’t take crap from anybody.
    You have anger management.
    You never back away from a fight.
    Everyone does what you say.
    You don’t always think before you do something.

    3/10 (nothing to say here)

    ATHENA

    You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
    You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
    Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
    You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
    You’re the valedictorian in your class.
    You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
    You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
    You think it would be better if you were the President.
    You have a huge shelf of books at home.
    You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

    5/10 (That's me :D)

    APOLLO

    You’re very creative and artistic.
    You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
    You always feel sunny and optimistic.
    You are talented at drawing.

    You like writing poetry.
    You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
    You like going to art museums.

    You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
    You have straight As in Art on your report card.
    Your schoolbook has more doodles than notes

    9/10 (YUP YUP YUP)

    HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

    You dislike boys in general.
    A deer is one of your favorite animals.
    You can shoot targets.
    You like silver.
    You like the moon better than the sun.
    You love wild animals.
    You spend most of your time outdoors.
    You love to move around the place.
    Hunting is not cruel as long as the animal is used for something, and especially if it's to hunt down monsters

    4/10 (Okay)

    HEPHAESTUS

    You have a way with tools.
    You build awesome things during your free time.
    You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
    Metalworking is your forte.
    You have your own toolbox.
    You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
    You’re a techie. (If you're a MASSIVE techie, this counts as 2 :D)
    You often have carpentry projects.
    You dream of being a carpenter.
    You aren’t afraid of fire.

    0/10 (Thought so...)

    APHRODITE

    Every guy/girl swoons for you.
    You like putting on makeup.
    You naturally smell good.
    You never experience a bad hair day.
    Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
    You’re always at the front of every trend.
    You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
    You’re often invited to parties.
    You think of yourself as pretty (at least somewhat)
    You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

    1/10 (bleh)

    HERMES

    You like pickpocketing your friends.
    You’re a prankster.
    You’re a speed demon.
    You consider yourself restless.
    You’re the best speaker in the class.
    You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
    You’re inventive and resourceful.
    You often start arguments.
    You’ve never lost a debate.
    You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

    1/10 (uuuh, yeah...)

    DIONYSUS

    You’re the life of the party.
    You like wine.
    You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
    You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
    You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
    You’re a foodie.
    You like going to social events and mingling with people.
    You like trying out new food.
    You feel that you’re abundant in life.
    You think that too much of anything is bad.

    0/10 (Thank GOD!)

    Zeus: 2

    Poseidon: 1

    Hades:2

    Demeter:1

    Ares:3

    Athena:5

    Apollo:9

    Artemis:4

    Hephaestus:0

    Aphrodite:1

    Hermes:1

    Dionysus:0

    I'm a daughter of Apollo!!! YAAAY!!!! Though, Artemis is awesome to!


    I'm really bored today, so I am going to write out a conversation between three people.
    Annabeth Chase
    Maximum Ride
    Me

    Me: What's up guys?

    Annabeth: *GROAN*

    Max: Ditto, When are we allowed to leave?

    Me: NEVER!!!

    Annabeth: Really? *pulls out knife*

    Me: Yes, really. *looks at knife* Uuuum... *Runs into another room screaming like a maniac*

    Annabeth: What i thought. *puts knife away*

    Max: Let's go. *spreads wings and flies away*

    Annabeth: *Walks out door*

    Me: *Starts crying* "I JUST WANTED TO MEET YOU!"

    I know, I know, I AM A TOTAL WEIRDO! But I like it that way :D

    funny... but not

    it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
    it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
    it's funny how forever never seems to last
    it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past
    it's funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down
    it's funny how when you need someone they never are around
    it's funny how people change and think they're so much better
    it's funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter”
    it's funny how one night can contain so much regret
    it's funny how you can forgive but not forget
    it's funny how ironic life turns out to be
    but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me

    Funny

    Funny you should say,
    That the world is spining,
    Funny you should say,
    That Manchester is winning.

    Funny you should say,
    That time flies fast,
    Funny you should say,
    That's all in the past.

    Funny you should say,
    That death is dawning near,
    Funny you should say,
    He turned a deaf ear.

    Funny you should say,
    That life is full of honey,
    But for that you need money,
    Hmmm... funny.

    The Funniest Thing

    The things I find funny
    People don’t laugh
    Things I don’t find funny
    People always laugh
    The funny thing is
    When I find things funny
    People laugh (try thinking about it for a moment, then it should make more sense...

    Funny People

    Sometimes you get a laugh
    For something that is really funny

    Sometimes you could laugh
    To something that doesn't intent to be funny

    Sometimes you make a laugh
    Because everybody understands what's funny

    Sometimes you laugh alone
    Because you are the only one that think it's funny

    Sometimes you try to laugh
    Just to be looked at funny

    Sometimes you are forced to laugh
    Even if it it isn't funny

    Sometimes you can't help but laugh
    Even though it is not actually funny

    ஜ Theme Songs For Books

    The School: Still Alive - Portal (look it up, it's scary!)

    Annabeth: Hold - Superchick

    Piper: One Girl Revolution - Superchick

    Leo: Rock What You Got - Superchick

    Percabeth - Hold - Superchick, Safe & Sound - Taylor Swift, Crawl - Superchick

    Max: Alive - Superchick, Breakthrough - Britt Nicole

    Nina: Beauty From Pain - Superchick

    Jen: One Girl Revolution, Me Against The World - Superchick

    Katniss: Still Here, Hold - Superchick, Hello - Evanescence

    Peeta: Hold, Still Here - Superchick

    Rue: Hello - Evanescence

    Distrct 11: Hello - Evanescence

    Character Cabins:

    I am: Apollo, Aphrodite?, and Hermes

    Harry: Zeus

    Hermione: Athena

    Ron: Hermes

    Sadie: Artemis

    Carter: Athena

    Zia: Ares

    Jaz: Apollo

    Walt: Hephestus

    Amy: Athena

    Dan: Hermes

    Jake: Hermes

    Atticus: Athena

    Ian: Athena

    Natalie: Aphrodite

    Katniss: Artemis

    Peeta: Ares

    Rue: Hermes or Athena

    Foxface: Hermes

    Really Weird Comment on a Blimeycow Video

    Leona Heasley

    Dear Jordan,

    First of all, even though my profile name is a girl's name I am a boy. For some reason my mom made me put my acount in her name. Now, this week I was run over by a bus, my dad was eaten by cows, my sisters switched brains, and my mom ate our house. What should I do?

    From,

    Very Bad Day With Very Annoying Mom

    ஜ I'm that girl
    The one that likes books more than boys.
    The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
    The one who always wonders what she did wrong
    The one who writes to escape
    The one who just wants to help
    The one that really wants to make a difference
    The one that sticks to her values
    The one that refuses to believe that this is it
    The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
    The one who won't give in

    The one who won't give up-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

    ஜ ι αм α cняιѕтιαη, αηd dєяηєd σƒ ιт! ι тяу тσ ℓινє αccσяdιηg тσ Gσd αηd тнє gσѕρєℓ. ι αм dσιηg му вєѕт тσ ℓινє α ℓιƒє тнαт ρℓєαѕєѕ cняιѕт. ι gινє αℓℓ тнє gℓσяу тσ нιм, αηd ι нσρє ι cαη вє α ѕнιηιηg νєѕѕєℓ!

    Copy & Paste This
    If You Believe
    Christianity is
    NOT Just A Religion
    It's A Relationship
    Let Your Lights Shine Bright
    For Christ Is To Return Soon
    Love Jesus

    I VOTE 4 Jesus

    A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!"
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
    "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK,When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
    When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
    When I die I'll be BLACK.You sir,When you are born you're PINK,
    When you grow up you're WHITE,When you're sick, you're GREEN,When you go in the sun you turn RED,
    When you're cold you turn BLUE,
    And when you die you turn PURPLE.
    And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
    PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF U HATE RACISM. I KNOW I DO!!

    ()()
    (0.0)
    ( . )

    Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

    Okay, the stupidest thing I've ever heard is that there are no songfics allowed here. Why? Because we don't own the songs? Well, we don't own anything here! I've read a lot of good ones, so I'm fighting for the right to write them without jerks saying, "You can't do that." I love reading them so if you agree copy and paste this into your profile and sign it- AliJo, Kenichi and Miu 4ever, Kurlykrazykat,


    My Views

    ஜ TOPIC: Mary Sues

    REASON: I got a comment saying my character was a Mary Sue

    WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: Okay, so, i got a comment on the first chapter of my story, Daughter of Power, with someone saying that, Jessica was a Mary Sue. If you don't know what a Mary Sue is, then let me enlighten you. A Mary Sue is a character (usually female) who is so perfect, that She (or even sometimes HE) is annoying, and/or weakens the story. Like Dylan, from Maximum Ride, he had no problems! He was a great singer, really cute, (in Max's eyes anyway) and an amazing flyer. Wouldn't there be a better story if, IDK, THERE WAS SOMETHING BESIDES HIS CREEPINESS THAT MADE HIM NOT-SO-PERFECT?!?!?! But, i just had to put this out there guys, think about what you comment before hitting the 'Post Review' button. I'm not saying that the Mary Sue comment was mean, but I'm just saying that, some authors don't take criticism well. I use constructional criticism, but I don't tolerate mean reviews.

    Thank You,

    KK

    ஜ Favorite Quotes:

    I am like a mine. It may take a while to find the beauty, but once it's found, it can never be replaced. - Moi

    What good is it for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? - Jesus

    True strength is not measured at your strongest points, but when you are at your weakest. - IDK?

    It's not who you are that holds you back, but who you think your not. - IDK again!

    Life is like photography. We develop from the negatives. - IDK!

    You don't have to stay the Broken Girl. - Matthew West

    Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but they tell us that they can be beaten - I STILL DON'T KNOW!!!

    Live, Laugh, Love, & Eat Chocolate! - ME AGAIN!

    I write a lot of garbage, to be honest with you. But, then I think. . . What is garbage? If I were a waste paper basket, I would be happy to have a job. - I have no clue

    This is who I am; nobody said you have to like it. - Unknown

    Let's be nothing, I heard it lasts forever - Unknown

    I believe in the sun, even when it's not shining. I believe in love, even when I don't feel it. And I believe in God even when he is silent. I BELIEVE. - Barlowgirl

    Favorite BOOK Quotes:

    Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica. - Fang

    You drool when you sleep. - Annabeth

    I can see the stars again, My Lady. - Zoe Nightshade ):

    I never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like, but unfortunately, i had to find out. - Percy

    Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong. - Hephestus

    You know how teachers always say that the magic word is please? Well... They're wrong, it's puke, it'll get you out of class faster than anything. - Percy

    I'm not stubborn, I'm right! - Max

    You're...a...freaking...fridge...with...wings! - Fang

    The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. - Max

    With great power... comes a great need to take a nap, wake me up later. - Nico Di'Angelo

    ஜ If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

    ஜ Month one

    Mommy
    I am only 8 inches long
    but I have all my organs.
    I love the sound of your voice.
    Every time I hear it
    I wave my arms and legs.
    The sound of your heart beat
    is my favorite lullaby.

    Month Two

    Mommy
    today I learned how to suck my thumb.
    If you could see me
    you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
    I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
    It is so nice and warm in here.

    Month Three

    You know what Mommy
    I'm a boy!
    I hope that makes you happy.
    I always want you to be happy.
    I don't like it when you cry.
    You sound so sad.
    It makes me sad too
    and I cry with you even though
    you can't hear me.

    Month Four

    Mommy
    my hair is starting to grow.
    It is very short and fine
    but I will have a lot of it.
    I spend a lot of my time exercising.
    I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
    and stretch my arms and legs.
    I am becoming quite good at it too.

    Month Five

    You went to the doctor today.
    Mommy, he lied to you.
    He said that I'm not a baby.
    I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
    I think and feel.
    Mommy, what's abortion?

    Month Six

    I can hear that doctor again.
    I don't like him.
    He seems cold and heartless.
    Something is intruding my home.
    The doctor called it a needle.
    Mommy what is it? It burns!
    Please make him stop!
    I can't get away from it!
    Mommy! HELP me!

    Month Seven

    Mommy
    I am okay.
    I am in Jesus' arms.
    He is holding me.
    He told me about abortion.
    Why didn't you want me Mommy?

    Every Abortion Is Just . . .

    One more heart that was stopped.
    Two more eyes that will never see.
    Two more hands that will never touch.
    Two more legs that will never run.
    One more mouth that will never speak.

    ANOTHER LITTLE ARGUMENT THINGAMADOOHICKY:

    Topic: Why does everyone hate Piper so much?

    Reason: Someone reviewed on my CONTEST story on Fanfiction, story that they hated Piper

    What I have to say: I like Piper because of her personality, she actually acts a lot like me in some ways. Our family isn't rich, that's for sure, and plenty of people are pretty without trying, she doesn't get all the guys, Percy's still with Annabeth, Travis still likes Katie, Nico didn't seem to take much interest in her, and LEO? He hits on every girl he sees, but wouldn't do it to Piper. She breaks the Aphrodite kid stereotypes, but she's still Aphrodite's daughter, so she's still pretty, Aphrodite isn't going to just *POOF*make her ugly because she doesn't like pink. She cares about more than her relationship with Jason, Percy and Annabeth are falling to their deaths right now and do you really think she's only thinking about Jason? Probably NOT... Yes I have to agree, she does think of Jason a little more than I would about a guy, but again, who is her mother? Yeah... my point.
    She was so insecure at the beginning, she didn't think she was pretty, she didn't like herself at all, so she was struggling with the whole, Jason lost his memory thingamadoohicky. She get's scared, she's gets lonely, just like a real person, and like all people, she has lots of flaws, even the whole insecure thing. Now, people really should stop fighting over Piper, because I KNOW, there is no way to change someone's opinion on something, on the internet. I am not trying to do that here, I just want you to know about my views on Piper Mc'Lean. :)

    - KK


    URLs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4WwcGq91VQ Chloe's Wedding Day; VERY SAD, TEARS ALERT!!!

    http://kurlykrazykat.deviantart.com/favourites/ - Some really great PJO, Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, and GONE pics

    http://www.hypable.com/2013/05/31/house-of-hades-cover-rick-riordan/ - The New Cover for House of Hades, I think I may have just died of fangirly happiness.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUQCa1_AqlE - Sea Of Monsters Official Trailer. Awesome...but has a few issues... :(

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