The Harry Wompa
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Joined 08-17-13, id: 936324, Profile Updated: 06-18-15
Author has written 55 stories for General, Religion, Life, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Horror, Fantasy, Family, Love, School, Fable, Biography, Spiritual, Historical, General, Essay, and Sci-Fi.

Hello all, I am The Harry Wompa (no Lucasfilm infirngment intended)

I am an overweight, anti-social psychopath with altruistic tendencies. At least, I think so.

My best friends are my cat and my stuffed Fluttershy, I like tea and fantasy. I am generally a hermit, so the realms of nerds are all loved by me.

Feel free to review or flame, whatever, any feedback is fantastic and allows me to validate my rather pathetic existence. So leave a comment! You might just save a life!

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You poor thing reviews
This is just something I wrote. I'm having trouble with stuff, and this is just how I feel this miserable afternoon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Complete
I cannot sleep
I cannot sleep, a short, self explanatory thingy
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Complete
Does Nothing Ever Change?
I have been struggling with addiction so long now that I cannot even remember life without it. This is a lament of frustration at how little progress I ever seem to make.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Complete
The Child
I haven't always had a strong relationship with my father, or anyone for that matter. I wrote this just now as it occurred to me, and relfection of how generations unfold.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Complete
Lumara Chronicles: The Twisted
This is a rhyme from the legend period of my epic, the Lumara Chronicles. It outlines the five servants of the enemy, the fallen Nephalem, and their features.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Lumara Chronicles: Innocence Lost
This is a narrative version of the myth detailed in Legends of the Ancient World. It recounts the life of Cherdemona, a human from the Ancient World, and how she comes to give birth to one of the greatest beings ever to walk the earth.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Lumara Chronicles: Legends of the Ancient World
This is an origins story, the very beginning of my series, the Lumara Chronicles. It accounts the origins of the Earth and the Nephalem, and sets the stage for my stories to come. Disclaimer; this is a fictional story set in and around history, and in no way should be considered an actual history.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,496 - Published: 1/9/2014
Lumara Chronicles: Aunnika the Brave
This is a short story about a werewolf in 18th century England. He is sent to do his master's will, but other forces are at work. This is a story from my epic, the Lumara Chronicles, and is only a brief glimpse into my fantasy world. I hope you enjoy!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Lumara Chronicles: Darker Nights
This is a short story about a 16th century orphan, destined to bring terror to the world. It is part of my epic universe, the Lumara Chronicles, of which I am obsessively working.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
More Matter and Less Art reviews
This is an essay I wrote for fun about the frustratingly low standards set about English education. I wish more people were able to understand and create with words, because writing truly is one of God's greatest gifts.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Transmogrofier
This is a short story about Elizabeth, a young and sensitive girl who loves cats and Calvin and Hobbes. After a fight with her sister, Elizabeth finds out that wishes can come true, only that isn't always a good thing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Published: 1/9/2014
In the Dark We Flourish reviews
This is the script for a video I made in grade 10 history, a World War II movie. It recounts the final hours of a fictional Canadian soldier, as he is interrogated by a Nazi commander. I thankfully lost the copy of the video, since it sucked, but I still think my script was good.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Truly, I was Busy!
This is a mock excuse letter, an assignment in my grade 12 writer's craft. I had to give an absurd excuse for a lost assignment, and this is what came out of me, and funny enough I handed it in late.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
A Delicate Process reviews
This is a satirical essay detailing the steps to walking. I was inspired by the absurdity of the instructions found in most children's toys.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Walking in Another's Shoes reviews
This was a creative exercise I did a few years back, to extrapolate an entire life from someone's personal effect. I got a shoe.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Period Piece Love Letter reviews
This is a fictional letter from a soldier to his wife, circa World War One
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Black Water reviews
Black Water is the tale of a Marine's first day back from service. He wants only to relax, but his apartment has other ideas.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Time
Up has one of the greatest introductions to any movie ever. After seeing it for the first time I wrote this, the reflections of an old widower, based loosely on my father.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Life of Daunnai
I was forced in my Ancient History class to create some sort of picture of one of the periods we were studying. I chose ancient Israel, my second favorite historical period. This is a look at the fictional man Daunnai, a jew who is taken into slavery, and details his endurance and God's faithfulness.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Blood reviews
The holocaust was a terrible thing, and its affects are still felt today. After reading four holocaust novels in a row I wrote this short little monologue, a cry from one of the countless victims.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Only Sleeping
I wrote this years ago shortly after my Grandmother died. It is a representation of how I felt at the time, but is tweaked a little for space. The story picks up at her death and looks forward and backward from there.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Lumara Chronicles: The Queen of Air and Darkness
This is a fictional biography about the ultimate villain in my fantasy epic. Morgana, character from Arthurian myth, shall be the main antagonist in the series, if I ever finish it.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Shopping List reviews
This is a funny flash-fiction about a seemingly mundane man's routine. However, as he writes out his shopping list, we catch a glimpse of something darker.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Patience and Anticipation reviews
This dark and vague piece is a short glance at a man's life, and a woman's. Their relationship is intense and at once repulsive and enticing. I wrote this as a portrait of the danger of lust, but it works as a simple flash fiction as well.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Quest for the Holiest Hole
This here is the tale of Connor Macleod, a drunk on a mission. The quest all men are on; the hunt for the Holiest of Holes! This episode has a vast array of mishaps for poor old Connor, and you get enjoy reading about them!
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Great Castle War
This is a nonsensical poem I wrote in conjunction with two very close friends. It details the war of the Goobicles and Canadiams, with the ultimate lesson that talking is better than fighting.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Island reviews
This is a lovely little metaphor I made about life, and how we come to sin and then find God once more. It is one of my favorite pieces I've yet written.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Gift of Life reviews
In high school I was forced to sit through an organ donor presentation. After a couple jokes about suicide I wrote this. It is about organ donation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
What is Poetry? reviews
This is a poem about poems, as the title implies
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Great I
This poem came out of a caffeine induced wake that lasted three days. It is my description of my life at the time, and though the symbolism is a little personal it reads well. I used this to create a painting set under the same name.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Rembrant's the mill
I love Rembrandt's paintings, and I wrote this poem about his work "The Mill". A google search will show you the painting, it is really good.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
You Know reviews
This is a poem about the five senses, and how sin entices every one.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Advice Haiku Series
A series of haiku with the themes of good and evil at their core
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Brother Kings
A conceptual two stanza poem about good and evil from my high school days
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Little Choices reviews
This poem was inspired by a Casting Crowns song, and is a retrospective bit of advice for children
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Dear Nameless One reviews
Yet another high school poem, this one based upon the old photos on the walls. Black and white snapshots of people who are grey or dead now, this poem is a reflection on their presence in school.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
For You
Another angst ridden poem, inspired by one of Leonard Cohen's. It is about loving someone so much that you let them go, also from my high school years.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Devoted Loyalty
I once had to write a poem using as many obscure and complicated words as possible, and I did this. Being in the throws of my first crush, this poem has some serious angst. It's funny actually, in retrospect.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
If I had a Name Like
In high school, my creative writing teacher gave us a poem (I can't remember the author) and had us use its formula. So I wrote this poem in honour of my Grandfather, and the man I wish I was.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Don't Give In
This piece was inspired by Dylan Thomas' "Do not go gentle into that good night". It is basically just an admonishment against evil and poor choices.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Stand Strong
In high school I was tasked with writing a poem that would fit into a song. I made up these lyrics to the tune of 'Diary of a madman', and it is an encouraging song with my lyrics.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Imagination
I did this for my high school creative writing class, though I can t remember what for. It is about the cycle of life, and the ways we change.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
One Last Time
I visit my grandmother s grave every year on her birthday with my grandpa. This poem arose from the idea of what the deceased would say about their own funerals.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
A Sensory World
I had to, in high school, write a flash-fiction piece based upon the senses. This short story is the result, and is a little tie in to my own epic saga.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Postcard Poetry Tub
I had to write a piece of postcard poetry back in high school, and being a slightly mad individual I wrote about a man in a bathtub, losing his mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
One
One day this just popped into my head; it is a cautionary exposition of life, described using the senses.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Who am I?
I made this up after learning that my uncle had a form of Alzheimer's disease. I of course made it more applicable to me, but the essence is there.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Minimalist self-portrait
I had to sit through an art history class last year, and I came up with this little thing whilst studying minimalism. If you know the movement, you will find it funny.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
In Memorial reviews
I had a friend commit suicide earlier this year, and it hurt me rather deeply. I wrote this when I heard of her passing.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Sold and Set Free
This is another poem-like thing I wrote about faith when I was little, and I like it still. I hope you do to.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Excalibur
I have a grand epic I have been working on since I was very small, and this is one of those vaguely poetic pieces I made up to fill in that world. I think I was ten or eleven when I wrote this.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Descent reviews
This is a concrete poem, and the version I original wrote out was on a long strip of grey paper, thinner on the top than the bottom, to represent the idea of falling.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
My Own Chains
Have you ever grappled with addiction? I have, and this poem is from one night of pain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
I am a Battlefield reviews
Entering high school I was assaulted with all kinds of sin, and I was forced to evaluate my faith. Thus this poem came to be, and over time I have polished and edited it. This is my most recent version.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Art is
A short poem I wrote after being asked what exactly art is.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete