Dakota Derkwood
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Author has written 4 stories for Mystery, General, Action, and Historical.

Fred: What is a random thing?

Jake: That is.

Fred: What is?

Jake: What you just said was a random thing.

Fred: How do you know what I said was a random thing and not what you said?

Jake: ...

Jeremiah: Have any of you guys seen my keys?

Fred: Now that was random too.

Jake: If that is random,and what I said was random...does this make this conversation a random conversation?

All three: *Look at each other*

Jeremiah: Did I miss something?


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External Links to Resource Pages on various topics.

A message about Israel: Burden of Damascus

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Quick Links to Chapters of the Bible:

Genesis

Exodus

Leviticus

Numbers

Deuteronomy

Joshua

Judges

Ruth

1 Samuel

2 Samuel

1 Kings

2 Kings

1Chronicles

2 Chronicles

Ezra

Nehemiah

Esther

Job

Psalms

Proverbs

Ecclesiastes

Song of Solomon

Isaiah

Jeremiah

Lamentations

Ezekiel

Daniel

Hosea

Joel

Amos

Obadiah

Jonah

Micah

Nahum

Habakkuk

Zephaniah

Haggai

Zechariah

Malachi

Matthew

Mark

Luke

John

Acts

Romans

1 Corinthians

2 Corinthians

Galatians

Ephesians

Philippians

Colossians

1 Thessalonians

2 Thessalonians

1 Timothy

2 Timothy

Titus

Philemon

Hebrews

James

1 Peter

2 Peter

1 John

2 John

3 John

Jude

Revelation


People wonder why I believe in God...my answer..."why not?"

To everyone that hates me...I'll give them a hug...and if they slap me...I'll turn the other cheek...that is what I believe in...what do you believe?

PM me if you want a real friend.

JESUS

OTHERS

YOU

That's true Joy...and this is true love.

L GOD V E

You wonder why Christians are crazy...that's because God's crazy about us.

GODAWESOMENESS= GODSOMENESS

Christianity in reality isn't a religion...a religion can't make miracles happen...a religion can't change the world...a religion can't push someone to do the hard things in life...a religion can't become the most hated in the world just because it is one...a religion can't produce love to the point you'll die for someone...but a relationship with God is the only way...now that is what I call...GODSOMENESS

People may wonder why I'm unpopular, some people wonder why I don't wear the 'Fashionable' Clothes, some wonder why I don't go with the flow of the world...my answer to those Questions...

Flow of the World=DESTRUCTION, Emptiness, Immortality, depression, lies, liars, back-stabbers, war, hopelessness, suicide, hate, fornification, demons...satan...etc.


MY FLOW= JESUS=OTHERS=me= Love Joy Peace Patience Self-Control Gentleness Goodness= Indescribable.


John 15:13

Greater Love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friend.


TO BE CONTINUED


_NEWS_
Writing chapters for my stories should be out within a month.

/ANNOUNCEMENTS\

To commemorate my beloved RP I did so long ago, every so often I will be posting each book to the series. I hope you like them.


The VIP Lounge Misadventures Books

Book 1 VIP LOUNGE MISADVENTURES 1: AND THEN THERE WERE INSANITIES

Book 2: VIP Lounge Misadventures 2: A New Life . . . A New Day . . . A New Dawning

Book 3: The VIP Lounge Misadventures 3: With Every Adventure comes a Price to Pay

Book 4: The VIP Lounge Misadventures 4 Finale: The Random Vacation


Hey everyone care to join a forum that isn't all about Roleplaying ,but serious writing? Click this cool looking link to join Archives

About Me:

Name: Dakota or Pierce (Last Name Classified)

Gamertags: Minecraft: Novarian_Nexus

Age: 16 Gender: Male...I think

Birthday: July 17, 1997

Favorites:

Song: End is Where we Begin- Thousand Foot Krutch; Devastation and Reform-Relient K

Food: Steak and beans with a classic romaine salad. Yummy :D

Drink: Pepsi, Water, OG (Orange and Grape juice mixture), and LG (A concoction of lemon juice and grape juice)

Video Game Character: Spyro, Cynder, Issac Clark, Sammus Prime, Sonic and Shadow hedgehog,

Website: FanFiction.net, , Fiction

Game: All three of the origional Spyro's for the PS1 ,Minecraft, Dead Space 1 -3, CoD games, MW games, Ratchet and clank games except Frontal Assault, Zelda Ocrina of Time, Sonic Battles 2, Sonic Heroes.

TV Show: Burn Notice, Murder She Wrote, NCIS, My Little Pony, Law and Order, Duck Dynasty

Brands: Microsoft and Dell, Rubbermaid, Craftsman, Husky.

Dislikes: Simple puzzles that look complex, Rubiks cubes, Lemons in stories, people that are REALLY ANNOYING, computer crashes, Brussels-sprouts, Zelda Ocrina of Time.. (I like it and hate it at the same time...it is so HARD... XD) , and totally number one hates...BWB Syndrome.

Likes: The Bible, God, minecraft, eating pizza, playing video games (duh), and...cliffhangers. TO BE CONTINUED


MY PERSONEL COOKBOOK

Please enjoy some of the below baking or cooking recipes I have (All of them are my personal recipes...while some may be others in my family...Footnotes giving credit will be given)


The Gatewood Cookies -Dakota Gatewood-

To begin making the cookies we need these following ingredients: Brown Sugar, Granulated Sugar, Non-Bleached All Purpose Flour, two large eggs, two 4oz. sticks of softened butter, Vanilla Extract ( NON-IMITATION! ),Salt, Baking Soda, one package of Nutty Buddy Bar, M&M’s, Reese’s Pieces, Nestlé’s chocolate chips or chunks, and a Hershey chocolate bar.

Once you’ve gathered these ingredients you’ll need the following equipment: hand or electric blender (A large spoon can be substituted for this.), Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), 1 Cup, Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), a Teaspoon, an oven, oven mitts, Parchment or Wax Paper, a cookie sheet, a large mixing bowl, and a smaller bowl.

Let’s congratulate ourselves, that was a lot of work now wasn’t it? Sorry, we’ve only just begun. To begin, set your oven to 375 Degrees Fahrenheit. (190 Degrees Celsius if using a metric stove) While we wait for the stove to warm up, you will combine the following into a small bowl: 2 cups of Flour, 1 teaspoon of salt, and a teaspoon of baking soda. Next in the larger mixing bowl you’ll combine and blend, the two sticks of softened butter, cup of brown sugar that has been compacted into the measuring cup, cup of granulated sugar, and a teaspoon of vanilla extract. Once you’ve blended it into a creamy paste like texture, add the two large eggs one at a time, and blend until they’re combined. Lastly blend your flour mixture, a little at a time so you don’t make a huge mess, trust me it’s horrible to clean up. After you have completed that, now you can have some fun, dump 1 cup of M&M’s, Reese’s Pieces, Nestlé’s chocolate chips or chunks, and the candy bars into the bowl, then wash your hands thoroughly. To make sure you wash your hands thoroughly sing this song to the tune of “Row, Row, Row your Boat”

Wash, wash, wash your hands,

And play our handy game.

Rubba, dubba, scrubba, scrubba

Germs go down the drain.

Now (This isn’t a typing error) get down and dirty by shoving your hands into the batter and mix the toppings into it. By this time the stove should be ready, so lightly wash your hand again (Remember, clean under those fingernails.) and line a cookie sheet with parchment paper, then with your hands or a spoon place rows of golf ball sized cookie dough balls on the sheet and put it in the oven. Bake the cookies for 9-11 minutes. BE EXTREMLY CAREFUL WHEN PUTTING THE COOKIES IN AND TAKING THEM OUT, THE OVEN CAN CAUSE SEVERE BURNS!! If you don’t believe me, once I pulled a cookie sheet out of the oven while making these and the edge touched the crook of my arm, I got a second degree burn that hurt like crazy for over two days and had a long blister on my arm. Therefore, to recap, BE EXTREMLY CAREFUL THE OVEN CAN CAUSE SEVERE BURNS!!!!! While you wait for the cookies to bake, YOU clean up your mess. (Well someone’s got do it, what’d you think, I was going to do it!?!)

Once the timer goes off, carefully take the cookies out of the oven. Let them sit for 10 minutes to cool. (YOU CAN WAIT!) Finally take one off the sheet and enjoy it with a nice tall glass of cold milk. Congratulations on making the Gatewood Cookies.

P.S. For more fun try making your own cookie creations, be sure to tell your parents though.

Copy and paste this to either your profile or a document to save (But be sure to let people know who's recipe it's from. The person who owns the recipe will be next to the recipe name in italics and bold print.)


This is where I put my special things.

Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master...He had no degree, yet they called him a teacher...He had no medicine, yet they called him a healer...He had no army, yet kings feared him...He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His Son..

Then PM me and copy this to your profile


If you've ever seen a weird sign copy this to your profile and PM me.

Copy this to your profile if Zombies make you smile.

Copy if you think ZOMBIES MUST DIE!!!

Copy this if you think the best weapon against a zombie is a drum magazine 50. cal machine gun with a pack a punch upgrade.

PM this link to your buddies and then PM me...you'll laugh insanely hard when I tell you why. http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/126150/86296076/1/


Here's a special poem uhhh thing that I Made for a story.

...What hath the ghost seen but death itself. Why then does he search for hidden things... is it for his long lost love he longs for, Or for his dream he never could accomplish...Or maybe it is he longs for something, but does not know what he seeks...And in hopes of finding it may once again find peace in himself...For deep within him, there are things he wishes not to keep... Ghost


Favorite quotes.

"So who was that French soldier guy?" "Oh...just some insurance agent." Audrey and Dr. Nook's final quote at the end of Godzilla

"When all else fails... nuke'em!" -Me or someone else that I don't know.

"When life gives you lemons... make leomanade." -Me and about a million other people

"My name is Bond...James Bond." - 007 Golden Eye

"Spyro were not in Kansas anymore." -Sparx, in TLOS: New Beginning

"But we've come so far." -Spyro...after 7 minutes of doing practically nothing. ((by Randomgamecritic))

"When things are bad I look on the bright side of things..." - Fox McClouds sister

"If you're surrounded with only your laser pistol, shoot at the farthest guy in the back, ... and that's when you grab your tails ,and run like hell." -Ghost Galvoa

"When all else fails...*rolls in leaves*" - ME

"I AM NOT YOU SEA RATIONS!!!" CoD guy on WAW zombies.

"F* I'm out of ammo...huh? Where did this DG-2 Wunderwaffle come from?" - ME while playing CoD zombies

"I hate bathrooms." -ME after playing Slenderman Returns.

"Red is that you? I thought I was dead...gasp are you dead too! Where are we..i mean me...I mean? Uhhhhhh sigh"--Dakota in The VIP Lounge Misadventures

Ender-S*" - Me after looking at an enderman and getting blown up by creeper at the same time.

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The Future of American Foreign Policy by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
A brief overview of American foreign policy extending into the next four years. Analysis of United States involvement in Iraq, Iran and North Korea as well as commentary on the draft.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003
The Politics of Monopoly by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
Ah, Once again we find the Monopoly Pieces at the heart of trans-game board politics. What will happen when Risk intervenes in local Monopoly affairs?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
On the Eve of May 17th by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
Of course the debate over Gay Marriage has been fought on this website but tomorrow in my state of Massachusetts it becomes a shocking reality.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
The Republican Party by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
This is the second part of my series of essays on the Republican party. Do you support State government or are you a proponent of the Federal Government?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
America the Good by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
As my critics most often cited the War with Iraq as the number one reason against my first argument, I've set out to debunk them of their anti-American notions.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003
America the Great by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
Why is America the Greatest country on the planet. Here are a few reasons.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2003
The Greatest Experiment of the 20th Century by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
Why did Communism lose out to Democracy in the Cold War? How could a system of government that proported to be for the people be so wrong?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2003
Guns in America: The Real Story by Calvin Fitzgerald reviews
What role do guns play in American society? Do firearms prevent or cause crimes? What do you think?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003
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Symbols of America
A Historical essay that deals with Symbols of America . . . in other words we will be discussing some symbols of America and their significance to American society. Source: Monica Percival. Pensacola, Florida: Abeka Books-Pensacola Christian College.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Complete
The VIP Lounge Misadventures
One fateful incident starts all of this...add evil monsters, heroes with multiple personality disorder, a couple more dragons, and who knows what else into that equation and you've got a BIG disaster. Will the dragon and animal duo/trio/WHATEVER be able to stop all of this? Will there be romance? Will there be rivalry? Will there be...Well come on, join the INSANITY and find out
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,709 - Published: 10/2/2013
Operation Exposure: Rediscovering the Truth of Science reviews
Many people in todays cultural have accepted evolution as scientific fact and never really studied in depth into what they were reading. In this book we'll be taking a look at fossils, the Big Bang theory, and many other evolutionary ideas that have been taught in modern day schools. Also we'll be looking at things that your textbooks don't want you to see-Rediscover the Truth
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013
31245 Co)E BREAK-ER 87465 reviews
Welcome to the CODEX Enter into a world where everything is out to get you; every move you make could be the last; no friends; no sunlight; no people; only creatures and machines hell bent on annihilating any human existence, and to make matters worse...the only hope of surviving this nightmare...is by trusting the man who brought you their. - Professor CODE
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013
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