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Who I Am

Name: K. Renee Jones

Age: 18 years, 4 months, 1 week and 5 days old

Location: Home

Gender: Female

Hobbies: Reading, Surfing the Internet, Texting, Roleplaying, Watching T.V., Daydreaming outloud

Likes: Art, Sleeping In, Taking care of Children, Laughing, Imagination, Cats, Cartoons, Books, Ipods, Being myself, Esoteric things, Rain

Dislikes: Vegetables, Ranch Dressing, Washing Clothes and Dishes, My siblings(sometimes), Being messed with, Having my bedroom door open, Math, crowds,

Personality: Kind, Idealistic, Creative, Avoidant, I'm very familiar with the Darkside (not starwars), Focused on Fantasies, easily distracted, Sad, lonely, hermit like, disorganized, Attracted to counter culture

Facts: I have more imaginary friends than I do real ones...


YOUR GUY SIDE: x is what i am

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck. for me i dont care as long as i like the story
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. x video games rule i dont thank its a boyish thing at all
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. again if i like the story
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun some i like but not a lot
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/You love to shop x
You wear eyeliner.x
You wear the color pink. x
You go to your mom for advice.x
You wear chapstick.x
You consider cheerleading a sport.x
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.x
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.x
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.x
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.x
You like wearing dresses when you can.x
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne x.
You love the movies.x
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 2


if you thank shipping wars are stupid and pointless and wish they would just stop copy this on to your profile

I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. x are the ones i am

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I dye the tips one crazy really poppy color)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I don't eat lunch that often anymore...)

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.X

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.X

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I CUT, so I MUST be EMO

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problem

IM A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN

IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY

I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIME

I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN

I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communist

IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOMX

I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOM


34 question quiz about me.

1. What's your favorite movie?

Frozen, Thor 2, Beetlejuice, Rise of the Guardians

2. Do you have a boyfriend?

No, not currently

3. What's your favorite type of dance style?

free style

4. Who is your favorite boy character from Percy Jackson?

Nico D Angelo, The Stoll boys, Hermes, Apollo

5. Who is your favorite girl character from Percy Jackson?

Aphrodite

6. Who is your favorite boy character from Harry Potter?

Fred and George, Sirius

7. Who is your favorite girl character from Harry Potter?

Luna Lovegood

8. Do you like Twilight?

I only liked the 4th book. hate the movies except the last one

9. What ship do you absolutely hate?

Snarry

10. What color hair do you have?

Black, but it sometimes looks brown

11. Do you like Justin B?

Depends on what the B stands for. if its beiber, than no.

12. What color eyes do you have?

Dark brown

13. Why are cows black and white?

Ask them.

14. Who is your favorite Youtuber(s)?

Pewdiepie, Digibro, Finebros, Cry,

15. Who is your favorite character from MLP:FiM?

Discord!

16. Do you have any siblings?

I have 4. One older sister(Even though she's dead. she died after being born), One Older Half Brother who is 21, One younger brother who is 15, and one younger half sister who is 10

17. What is your dream job?

To be a Mother

18. What is your favorite ship of all time?

Tom Riddle/Harry Potter.

19. Would you rather live in LA, or NYC?

NYC. So many bookstores

20. How old are you?

18

21. What's your favorite play?

I've never really been to one.

22. IPhone or Andriod?

Iphone. i actually dont own either

23. Disney or Universal?

Both

24. Bow or Sword?

Both

25. What is your favorite TV show?

Mlp:FiM, Beetlejuice, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, South Park

26. Do you like roller-coasters?

No

27. What is the most extreme roller-coaster you have been on?

none.

28. Do you move a lot (home to home)?

No.

29. What's your favorite song?

Currently, I'm Just You're Problem

30. What's your favorite color?

Black because it goes great with every other color

31. What song do you think best describes you, or you could sing about yourself?

I dont know...

32. What's your favorite color to paint your nails?

Red

33. Are you weird?

Hell Yeah :D

34. If you had one thing to change about yourself, what would it be?

My inability to shapeshift.


If you love the rain, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied or pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

Who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I am that girl.

I am in love with a fictional character, so what?


LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: K. Renee Jones

Birth date: Oct. 12, 1995

Current Location: School

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black

Righty or Lefty: Righty

Zodiac Sign: Libra/Pig

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: I'm Half African American and Half Caucasian

Your weakness: Heights, Math, PE

Your fears: Death, Falling

Your perfect pizza: Meatlovers

Goal you'd like to achieve: To be a Mother

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:

Your best physical feature: My Shoulder

Your thoughts first waking up: Five more minutes

Your bedtime: 10pm-12pm

Your most missed memory: Being a preschooling and having no worries

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:

Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's

Adidas or Nike: Neither, I hate wearing shoes

Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Cherry Cordial

Cappuccino or coffee: Latte

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Cuss: Sometimes

Take a shower: Yes

Have a crush: on fictional characters

Think you've been in love: I don't know

Want to get married: yes

Believe in yourself: yes

Think you're a health freak: nope

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Gone to the mall: No

Gone skating: No

Been on stage: no

Been dumped: no

Dyed your hair: no

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

Played a stripping game: no

Got beaten up: no

Changed who you were to fit in: no

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD

Age your hoping to be married: 28

Age your hoping to have kids: 28

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL

Best eye color: Green/Blue/Hazel

Best hair color: Black/Blond

Long or Short? LONG

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this survey

1 HOUR AGO: Taking a test

1 YEAR AGO: IN SCHOOL

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I LOVE: Cartoons

I FEEL: Tired

I HATE: Vegetables

I HIDE: My emotions

I MISS: Being a Child

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