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Joined 09-17-13, id: 941262, Profile Updated: 09-30-13
Author has written 8 stories for Essay, Nature, General, Play, and Life.

Well . . . hi!

If you came to my profile to learn more about me (and if not, skip everything here):

I'm a homeschooled Catholic teenager, and so stereotypical it's strange; I like reading and writing (obviously), language (currently learning Latin), Catholic theology (well, if I wasn't in nerd territory before . . .), camping, cooking, and singing; and I have an account at FanFiction.net, with the username Anne Onymus and a more creative profile (and four stories).

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Glory by I Am Tymi reviews
Sums itself up.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16 - Complete
God, You Never Fail Me by Grac3 reviews
A psalm-like poem about a circular relationship, in which a sinner constantly forgets God until they realise they need Him and go back, only for the cycle to continue in the same way.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
The Foolishness of God by Celesma reviews
1 Corinthians 1:25: "For the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men."
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
Stuck in a Doorway by Celesma reviews
A poem about what it's like to have OCD. Freeverse.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
The Cat Who Got Creamed by Sabrina Jennings reviews
A humorous one shot based on a play I wrote ages ago. P.I. Arleigh Henderson and Lt. S.L. Ickering team up to solve the murder of a less than conventional victim. Please Read and Review.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
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Why Mow It?
A poem I wrote to show that the lawn mower is a completely unnecessary invention - but I ended up making it really poetic instead of really funny.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Complete
I'm Better With Words reviews
I tried to draw a picture, and wrote a poem instead. The poem, of course, was about trying to draw a picture and writing a poem instead.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2013
Short Poems
Old, short poems. The title explains itself. They include haiku, rhymes, and a limerick about a canoe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 11/5/2013
Saint Catherine and the Pope
A three-minute scene about St. Catherine of Siena, written for an All Saints' Day celebration at my church. Genres: Spiritual, Humor, Historical, and Kids.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Complete
Riddle-Rhymes
I give you five riddles. Can you guess them?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2013
The Wind reviews
The wind as a character.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013
Camping reviews
"We see our planet's nature, for at least a little while. / We're away from home's worries, and ticking clocks and dials." I wrote this poem when I was in Girl Scouts, and it's the first one I really wrote to remember.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013
If Teleporters Were Invented reviews
Some results would be good, some would be bad, and some would be funny.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/17/2013