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Joined 10-18-13, id: 946166, Profile Updated: 10-18-13

HI! I'm just the same person from Fanfiction.net, I just love writing my own stories, so I came here. Here is my bio from fanfiction.net.

нι тнєяє! ι'м α cσмρℓєтє ηєяd σƒ cσυяѕє. ι ℓσνє тнє нυηgєя gαмєѕ, αηd ѕку вℓυє. ι нανє cυяяєηтℓу ωяιттєη 1 ѕтσяу, ℓσℓ. ρм мє ιƒ уσυ ωαηт тσ тαℓк, ƒανσяιтє му ѕтσяιєѕ, яєνιєω, αηd нανє тнє тιмє σƒ уσυя ℓιƒє.

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Favorite Books:

The Hunger Games- Suzanne Collins

Divergent- Veronica Roth

Wayside School Is Falling Down- Louis Sachar

Safe Haven- Nicholas Sparks

Dear John: Nicholas Sparks

The Outsiders- S.E. Hinton

The Giver- Lois Lowry

SO MANY MORE! I can make a book out of my favorite authors!