Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Horror, Historical, and Fantasy.
Hi, I'm OwlBeeWriter!
I change my name sometimes though, so currently it is RedMadiAvenue! Yes, I know I look retarded in my profile picture! ;)
I enjoy writing with a medieval setting rather than something more modern. It gives me more to work with I suppose.
I want to write professionally someday and I feel that this site will help me to get better at my writing. Please, feel free to review and critique my work so I can do better! :)
Anyway, my writing style is sometimes unusual. I enjoy giving the reader good idea of how bloody or violent a scene is. I always want the reader to feel what the character is feeling and want them to cheer for the hero when they triumph. For me, when I read, I guess you could say I develop a special connection with the characters and that's what I want the reader to experience when they read my stories! :D
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine. *cough STARBUCKS cough*
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile so that she could live.
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