JerkDestroyer
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JerkDestroyer is the name.

Basically meaning, I destroy Jerks. This is a zone for Zero Jerks. Get the name now? Well great.


COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.


.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 7

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 10

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 7

AIR

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You love watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 9

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 5

WATER AND AIR ARE MY THING!


1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

How bout no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Totes

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Stalker-ish?

4) Favorite candy bar?

All of them!

5) Favorite shoes?

The kind that go on your feet

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Everyday!

7) Least favorite school subject?

Ummm who likes going to school?

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Why would I?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Yes...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

People

12) Favorite genre of music?

Pop, cause it's the most POPular

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Your mom!

14) What time were you born?

at night

15) Do you like beer?

Why do you need to know?

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Too many to count

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

By naming them wouldn't I be embarrassing myself? So uhhh... NO COMMENT!

18) Are you sarcastic?

Ummmm NoO!! (YESS!)

19) What are your favorite colors?

Yo mom! (hahah, no.)

20) How many watches do you own?

Bunches

21) Summer or winter?

Summer!

23) Favorite color to wear?

All of them!

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Both!

25) What color is your cell phone?

Idk, it just looks like amazingness to me!

26) Where is your second home?

The studio I train in

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Does Punch, kick and submit count?

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF?!?

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

THis is random?

30) How many video games do you own?

Bunches

31) What was your first pet?

My imaginary friend (hahaha, jk)

32) Ever had braces?

NOPE!

33) Do looks matter?

Sorta

34) Do you use chapstick?

Ya

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Idk where to start...

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

I LOVE CLOTHES!

37) Are you too forgiving?

Yes, I give too many people chances

38) How many children do you want?

I have no clue, I'll know when I marry my guy, or when I meet him.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Yes. Isn't the back room there amazing?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

BACON

41) Do you own a gun?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT FROM ME?!?!

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Why?

43) When was the last time you cried?

Do you need to know?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Stuff... Why would I admit it on the internet?

45) Olive Garden?

TOO MUCH MONEY!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

Yess... WHOOPS!

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Who comes up with these?

48) Nicknames?

Swag Queen! (Has anyone called me that? uhhh no, but it sounds cool!)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Umm why?

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Why Kentucky?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Why do you want to know?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Yes

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

I have yelled boo at someone and scared the crap out of them!

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

No!

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Sorta

57) Do you dye your hair?

NO!

58) Does anyone like you?

My friends like my company

59) What year were you born?

what year wasn't I born?

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Probs nothing

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Yes!

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Micky D's!

63) Do you like yourself?

Sorta..

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Neither

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

Heart

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

No!

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

Ummm, NO!

68) Do you own a webcam?

Yes

69) Have you ever stripped?

No answer

70) Ever broke a bone?

Yes!

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

Nope

73) Pringles or lays?

Pringles cuz I don't buy bags of air!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Do you really want to hear a sob story?

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

FULL HOUSE!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

Ummmmm why?

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

All the time!

79) Do you have a birth mark?

Stalkers out there!

80) Do you own a car?

No

81) Can you cook?

Kinda

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Stupid people

2. Posers

3. Bullys

83) Do you text message often?

24/7

84) Money or love?

Love

85) Do you have any scars?

yep

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

better questions

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

Yes! Most of them are pretty good!

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

They both lose their flavor in 20 seconds so it doesn't matter!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Yes, unless it is just a pile of grease

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

nope

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Why not?

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

I don't even remember...

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Ummmm, my phone. Does that count??

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

My stupid contact lenses!

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh

These dumbass questions

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

The ground

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

Somebody

100) Who was the last person that called you?

A telemarketer


QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:

Name without vowels- mm

You single?- this isn't a dating site...

Favorite number?- 99

Colour you wear most?- gray

Least favorite color?- yello

Favorite candy?- does chocolate count?

What do you smoke?- um...nothing

Are you happy with your life right now?- I guess. if i wasn't there is no point living life then...

Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- nope

What is/was your favorite class in school?- Yearbook

How do you make money?- I don’t have a job

Are you outgoing?- Sure am!

Favorite pair of shoes- Nikes!

Do you own big sunglasses?- not big..

Where do you wish you were right now?- working out

What should you be doing right now?- well homework I guess...but I'm a talented multitasker :)

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- well this survey

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- Yess

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- this survey

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Yes

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- school

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- sometimes

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- yes

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- yah

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?- with gum?

Can you dance?- that depends...

Can you do a cartwheel?- You would be disappointed in my answer

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- Nope

Can you whistle?- NO!

Can you wiggle your ears?- No!

Can you wiggle your nose?- yes

Can you roll your tongue?- Yup!

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- Yup!

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?- Scream in my head

Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- no cuz Im an angel

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cry your heart out?- Not usually, not in sappy movies or anything.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- every once in a while...

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- yeh

Ever cried over the opposite gender?- yes

Ever cried over the same gender?- Yah

Do you cry when you get an injury?- No! Im as tough as nails!

Do certain songs make you cry?- no? Why would songs make me cry?

Do certain movies make you cry?- Never!

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?- maybe

What makes you happiest?- wayyyyy too much to list...

Does being with your friends make you happy?- Yeah

Do you believe in yourself?- Sometimes

Do you wish you were happier?- Sometimes

Is being happy overrated?- No

Does music make you happy?- yes.

HATE SECTION:

Do you actually hate anyone?- YES

Ever made a hit-list?- SURE HAVE!

Have you ever been on a hit-list?- YES

Are you a mean bully?- I'm not a bully but people say I am

Do you hate your President?- Ummm, I think my answer could be illegal

CURRENTLY WEARING?:

What shirt are you wearing?- sweatshirt

Shoes?: socks

Necklace(s): Bracelet?

HAVE YOU EVER?:

Hugged someone?- Yes

Laughed so hard you cried?- Yeah a few times

Kissed someone?- IS THIS A DATING WEBSITE?!?! I THINK NOT!

THE LAST:

Person you spoke to in person?- Familyyy

Person you talked to online?- This survey

Person you hugged?- the only person who hugs me

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?- sometimes

Do you get along with your parents?- sometimes

Do you have mental breakdowns?- sometimes

CURRENT:

Current mood?- sorta sad

Current hair-style?- down and kinda messy

Current windows open?- fanfiction.net, and google, and spotify

Current desktop picture?- Quote

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- almost

Did you ever run away from home?- No

Did you ever want to be a doctor?- yes, still do

Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- nope

THE DO'S:

Do you know how to swim?- yes

Do you like roller-coasters?- gets sick...

Do you own a bike?- yeah

Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- I don't know...

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family?- No...

Does you car get good gas mileage?- ya

Does your family have family picnics?- uh no...

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?- yep

Have you ever been to the ocean?- yep

Have you ever painted your nails?- ummm YA

THE HOWS?

How tall are you?- TALL

How much money do you have right now?- like 7 bucks

THE LASTS:

The last person you hung out with? The Crew At Class

Last thing someone said to you?: Lose some weight!

Last thing you said out loud?- STUPID

THE WHATS?:

What are you listening to?- Someday by Nickleback and Take My Hand by The Cab

What is the weather outside?- cold and cloudy

What radio station do you listen to?- a few...


- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 19!!

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping centre.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 14!!!!!


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If You Live In America, you post this: 'muricans

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality they are amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.


What a kiss means...

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"

Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"

Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"

Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--

Dont ask for a kiss, take one

If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

And if you wish that someday you will find the one who treats you like this repost...


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life

I don't believe in any of these i just think they are sweet!!!!

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood I’m in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!’ instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I’m not sayin I wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute


"I walk a lonely road,

The only one that I have ever known,

Don't know where it goes,

But it's home to me and I walk alone,

I walk this empty street,

On the boulevard of broken dreams,

Where the city sleeps,

I'm the only one and I walk alone,

I walk alone,

I walk alone,

My Shadow's the only one that walks beside me,

My shallow heart is the only thing that's beating,

Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me,

'Till then I walk alone,"

Green Day Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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Green as Lime, Blue as Ice - The Silly Love Story by White Egg reviews
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For her.
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Why do people say we'd be good together?
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THAT SHE LOVES YOU?
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You are the light in darkness. No matter how I feel... once you're there I' better.
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