TheLazyProcrastinator
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Joined 12-27-13, id: 956551, Profile Updated: 12-27-13
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, Life, and Friendship.

I like to write.

That's why I'm here.

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My fanfiction account (if you care): https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4804329/Black-Eyed-Demon

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To Love is To Hurt by lucid ghost
Hi, I'm Len. I should attach some analogy to explain the title, but I'm just too jaded to care. Slash, MxM, guys macking on other guys, whatever you call homosexuality.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010
Happily Ever After? by Divanora reviews
All Lucien had to do to wake his one true love was to kiss them. Easy right? Not in this fairy tale. Slash and making fun of cliches.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Death and Chocolate by blackberrydream reviews
You said you hated him. So I killed him. Happy Valentines Day! slash oneshot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
And His Dog by Ren1half reviews
A prince, a quest, and his dog. Just a tad of slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Frog Prince Lukus by Songbird's Desk reviews
“You were rather obvious in your staring, Hans.” The frog gave an amused croak. “And so was I, come to think of it.” Slash. Based off Grimm's The Frog Prince/Iron Heinrich. Part of Faerietayl.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Make the Yuletide Gay by Aggy Bird reviews
In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Southern Weather by insanityxspeaks reviews
Slash. “David, kiss me where it hurts.” “I’ll kiss your chest, right over your heart, it will never be broken again.” Eleven drabbles.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Ransom by Tsaiko reviews
[SLASH] Ransom is a dragon that lives under a lake. Pace is a knight whose sole purpose seems to be annoying Ransom. Little do they realize what they feel for each other is not hate at all. Rated M for highly inappropriate song lyrics.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
More Than A Misunderstanding by Awe reviews
William likes Asterius. Asterius likes William. Unfortunately, neither is aware of the feelings of the other. This causes some...difficulties. Contains slash. And by "contains slash" I mean "that's the only thing this story is about."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Gold and Ebony by LunaChic reviews
Janus is a prince. Faulkner is a frog. Their love was never meant to be...or something like that. Slash, swearing. Completed and collected into one very long chapter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Beauty? And the NotSoBeastly Beast by Tygati reviews
Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Face Contortions by OrangeFlips reviews
(slash) Popular, rich-boy Erik never really meant to hurt geeky Caleb, but what happens when Caleb looses his ability to hear? (chapter 2 up)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
Love by Rivian90 reviews
A short and sweet love poem (M/M though)
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005
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Reviews
Sort of a rant about reviews. Do not judge without reading. Not that you would do that. One swear word.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
The Waiting reviews
Um... A rather strange poem about a bad guy, some good (but incredibly scared) guys, and a monument. What? I have a wild imagination. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Complete
Alone, Only Not Really
When tragedy strikes, the victim finds comfort in the most unlikely source.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
Really Don't Know
Musings of a writer with an empty head.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
The Flight reviews
A king angers one of his subjects.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
Tick Tock
A peek into the mind of one who's bored.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
Fun in the Sun
An old lady goes to the beach. Limerick.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
Not Your Typical Fairytale
A princess finds herself in a spot of trouble. Limerick.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete