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Joined 12-29-13, id: 956783, Profile Updated: 05-11-17
Author has written 16 stories for Romance.

(._.) -- hi. This is my profile. No really. It is.

I like pie. And orange Fanta. And anime. And clichés. Oh, and Eeyore. And Tokyo Ghoul. Tokyo Ghooooooul.

I have a strange obsession with the concept of reality vs. imagination.

My writing is iffy. My update timing is sucky. (Like... really sucky. Ask any one of my readers, haha) And I make grammar mistakes. A lot.

(...asdfghjkl;...)

Though I consider my writing to be iffy, I still like it. I don't expect everyone to like it so it makes me happy when people do, even if it's just a few people. So thank you in advance if you do. Please accept my utter appreciation and gratitude toward you. (mails package of appreciation and gratitude to people nationwide and overseas.) There. You have now received it.


update: the author has changed name from Precinct No. 38 to lazy chicken teriyaki. why? because yum XD


Stories:

When Idiosyncrasy Met Mainstream: My inspiration for this one came purely from two sources. 1) My love for anime and 2) My love for unclichéd clichés. It makes sense in my head. When people write a story about two people being forced to be together for some reason or another, it usually follows a script like this:

They meet, they detest one another
They put up with each other
They are able to fool everyone...mostly
The heroine falls for the hero
Problems arise such as ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend or new love interest or some sort of family problem
Lots of angsty emotions (why doesn't he notice me enough? why does he do such nice things for me? this is all fake to him, isn't it? i feel angsty!)
Some big conflict arrives causing the two to separate or one to run away
Hero figures out he loves the heroine and chases after her
Misunderstanding goes away or problem is solved
They confess and kiss (and often go off to have sex.)
Epilogue which ends with a marriage and musing by heroine about how lucky she is

Yesh. I may probably almost kind of follow this script. Except... it won't be this script at all. Because there's too much awkwardness in the list above for me to handle.

A Mouse Surrounded by Sakura: There was a prompt on Tumblr that said "write a first sentence that's never been written before. So I stared at my computer mouse, thought about how much I love cherry blossoms in Japan (sakura) and then decided to write words. The end.

A Chatroom and a Teddy Bear: There's a lot of online flirting in social media. Everyone has names that aren't their own, whether it's made up or from a TV show, or just asdfjkl put together. I've seen so many posts on my dashboard consisting of people flirting with one another that I just HAD to write something about it. But I wanted my story to be somewhat nicer. In the long run, flirting is flirting. I like romance. And thus, I got my romance.

Some Charcoal and a Grill: (deleted: I didn't like how it turned out. Not at all. My writing went from good to meh to downright terrible by the end. I don't want something I'm not proud of on my profile and so it's gone for now. I might bring it back. We'll see what happens...)

Cherry Blossoms vs Rattlesnakes: A partner one-shot to A Mouse Surrounded by Sakura. I simply wanted to write Wyatt's perspective. And so I did. Kind of.

Glass of Merlot: A partner story to A Chatroom and a Teddy Bear. This time, it's Tax and his wife's love story: how they met, how they got together, etc. It's not very long. Simply fluff material.

Soup Cans: There was a prompt on Tumblr which went along the lines of 'write a story about kittens, unlabeled cans of soup, and an unrequited love.' I didn't really follow the guidelines very well.

Electron and the Atom: My Creative Writing final. I don't know how I came up with the concept, but it did well when I presented it to the class, so I thought 'Why not? Let's publish it.' A story about a little depressed boy, a charming beauty, and her overly-attached boyfriend. Kind of.

The Right Parts: Your average gender-bender story where the girl has some purpose in going to an all-boy's school. This time, she simply wants to stay with her twin brother. Simple, no? But I don't think her predicament will be so simple once she gets there. Lots of unneeded drama, awkward sexual tension, and a hero that people won't expect at first.

Eleanor's Americano: The idea/entire plot was given to me by Da Kaleidoscope (who is awesomely awesome!!). I'm having fun writing it so far and I hope everyone likes it too.

Introducing Simon: A one-shot I originally wrote my sophomore year of high school for a friend and her boyfriend. It was cute, but I could improve upon it before publishing it. That's exactly what I did.

Bad Apple: DEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!

Seven Too Many Sins: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!

Forget Cupid! I've Got a Manager from Hell!: Inspired by my own manager when I used to work at Starbucks. She's still there, at the grocery store I still work in. No one likes her XD There was, of course, no romance when I worked there. None of my trainees were cute boys who were worthy of my affections.

Denouement: Da Kal. told me to write a dark fantasy one-shot. Not a one-shot, but it definitely won't be a feature length novel or anything, haha. He also accidentally inspired me to make is slash, which is a first for me. I might fail. My inspirations for this piece are Da Kaleidoscope (duh), The Devil is a Part-Timer, and a variety of VOCALOID songs.


Stories I Want To Write:

I want to write stories about the following things:

Food (check)
Cats (check)
Gray (...)
Trees (check)
Red Scarves
Paints and Colors (TBA)
Gender-Bender (check)

I may possibly combine some of those into one. And yes, I'm being completely serious about the above list. Yes, you are allowed to call me crazy. I encourage it.

Again, thank you for reading. Also, please recommend some anime for me to watch if you watch yourself. Preferably romance ones. And ones with really sexy guys.

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Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she'd meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it's a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Just Smile and Nod by Nightingales reviews
I draw the people I hate in school. I hear the gossip, I hear their lies; but I draw from what my own eyes see. And I see the embarrassing, devastating, beautiful secrets my peers all try to hide. And I have quite the collection of humor; a sketchbook full of those pathetic illusions... Until the most popular boy, and my most hated, happens upon my misplaced book of insults.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,050 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/3/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010
Why Should Heroes Fall in Love? by Ziggles reviews
The words in the magazine caused her to look at her relationship from a new angle. She was dating a hero, after all, so surely she would be the best person to answer the question, right? Throughout their insane daily lives, she ponders the different answers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Complete
See That Girl by onetimeswirl99 reviews
See that girl over there? The one that I might've already fallen in love with? You can't miss her. She's all that I want, and I thought that you should know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
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Servant of Evil reviews
["Let hell-fire consume me, if that's what must be done" / "I will gladly play the part so that you may shine, my sun"] She was the princess. He was her servant. For her, he would do anything. He would admire her, respect her, attend her, love her… and kill for her. After all, every wish of hers was a duty to be fulfilled, even it meant the loss of his own love and his own life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2017
Denouement reviews
[M/M - Slash] The Islands of Dene have been taken over by the Lord of Demons, a feat no being thought could ever come to happen. Now, it was up to the Hero to put an end to the madness and assassinate the new king. But where was the Hero? In the middle of falling in love with the Demon Lord himself...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2017
Forget Cupid! I've Got a Manager from Hell! reviews
What you will find inside: a fudged-up schedule, a horrible shift(s), a demonic manager from the fiery pits of Tartarus, an unlucky Starbucks barista, and her very attractive trainee. Did I mention he was the literal epitome of tall, dark, and handsome? Swoon. [Note: this story discludes the word 'said.'] [No, seriously.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017
Soup Cans reviews
Soren Fisher was one goddamn beautiful piece of man. Too bad no one else thought so. No one, but me and his soup-eating cat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Complete
When Idiosyncrasy Meets Mainstream reviews
She's a quirky food & anime lover and he's a popular with a playboy persona. Poles apart, no? But she's being blackmailed to get a date and he's forced to get a girlfriend within the month. Suddenly, those poles seem a lot closer than before. Complicated and cliché? Heck yes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,948 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 12/30/2013
A Chatroom and a Teddy Bear reviews
When used right, chatrooms are generally harmless and unextraordinary in the grand scheme of things. Or at least that's what she thinks at first. It all starts with some fun. Then comes a bit of flirting. Within that comes the realization that he's actually a teddy bear. Now he's asking her a question that goes beyond harmless and unextraordinary and she has no idea how to answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,019 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Seven Too Many Sins reviews
Every person has seven sins deep within their hearts. Most people keep them locked inside, never to emerge. Others don't. Sins are bad, sins are unforgivable. So when those very sins are incarnated into the form of teenagers, the earth must be ready for hell, chaos, and awkwardness. "Wrath, I'm dyyyyiiiiing!" "…You're immortal, Gluttony."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017
Topsy Turvy reviews
Where the class flirt likes the new girl, who likes the eccentric weirdo, who likes the aspiring artist, who likes the fumbling nerd, who likes the queen bee, who likes the basketball captain, who likes the loner who just wishes everyone would leave her alone.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2016
Bad Apple reviews
Soul Frangos didn't know what was worse: the fact that he and six other kids were in a parallel world full of creatures thought to be fiction where they were to fight in the war concerning light vs darkness or the fact that he was falling in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 10/24/2016
Introducing Simon reviews
...the boy who learned about love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Complete
Glass of Merlot reviews
He wanted her oh-so-badly, but didn't do a thing. She was waiting for him oh-so-patiently, but finally gave up. Take the partner-project cliché, add a few glasses of Merlot, and you got this mess. Who knew he was such a lightweight?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 11/14/2015
Eleanor's Americano reviews
I didn't know I was getting love letters from a boy because of my accidentally chucking an empty coffee cup at him. But it just goes to show you that love hits you in many different ways.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2016
The Right Parts reviews
Where the Heroine poses as one of the opposite sex, goes to an all-boy's academy, receives a male roommate, falls for the Hero, and life carries on happily. Except 1) The Hero isn't her roommate and 2) The Heroine's introduction to said roommate is nothing short of amusing: "I don't have the right parts to be considered a dude. Let's get along this year, shall we?" Ahh, clichés...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016
Electron and the Atom reviews
Light eyes met dark ones, and the Electron felt his breath escape him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Complete
Cherry Blossoms vs Rattlesnakes reviews
He was the anti-social pyro. She was the one who made him smile. Why the hell would he NOT stalk her for two weeks straight?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Complete
A Mouse Surrounded by Sakura reviews
Wyatt Fisher was different. That's what being a pyromaniac does to someone. It makes them different. This never bothered me. It had no reason to. At least until two weeks ago. That was when Wyatt Fisher decided he was going to become my personal stalker.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Complete