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Joined 12-30-13, id: 957039, Profile Updated: 12-07-14
Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

So I finally decided to get a fictionpress account since I've had a fanfiction one for a couple of years already. Also, it's hard keeping track of stories read if I don't have a favorites list. I might write something, but I really have no idea right now. Maybe this will become a dumping ground for the plot ideas floating around in my head all the time? I'm pretty bad at continuing multi-chapter stories, so don't expect weekly updates if I do start one (I can almost guarantee that won't happen. Sorry in advance!).

Works in Progress

Sunshine in a Bottle: collaboration I'm doing with EphemeralCaprice (Wattpad). Check out her stories! http:///user/EphemeralCaprice

For this story, updates WILL BE REGULAR because I am motivated by doing it with another person, and am actually organized O_O with an outline of what's going to happen. Updates are weekly, every Sunday. The character profiles for this story are below, and I literally just found out I can add pictures, something I am really excited about. Am I the last person on this entire site to find out about that? Seriously. Nevermind. The pictures aren't showing up. Am I heartbroken about this? Slightly.

The Grasses Waving Above: solo story of mine, so updates will NOT be regular. Sporadic updates, I repeat. You have been warned. Unsure where I'm going with this, but I'm going to try and plan it out now.


Brynn Holden (Dianna Agron)

Age: 22

Height: 5'5

Personality: confident, independent, headstrong

Occupation: barista in a tea shop; architect as a dream job; tutors math and science

Appearance: light brown hair, brown eyes


Mason Hardie (Matt Lanter)

Age: 23

Personality: confident, stubborn

Occupation: lifeguard

Appearance: brown hair, hazel-green eyes


Erika Vaughn (Chanel Celaya)

Age: 23

Occupation: lawyer/intern/law school (somewhere in that area)

Extra: perceived as a rival by Brynn, but in actuality is more like a sibling to him

Appearance: light brown hair, blue eyes


Aislinn St. Clair (Ashley Greene)

Age: 21

Height: 5'7

Occupation: interior designer

Extra: roomie with Brynn

Appearance: black hair, grey eyes


Cameron Walsh (Alex Pettyfer)

Personality: reckless, carefree, happy go lucky

Extra: cousin to Mason

Appearance: blonde hair, green eyes


Julian Alexander Bélanger (Alexander Ludwig)

Personality: sophisticated, calm, and collected

Occupation: lawyer (interning right now at prestigious law firm)

Extra: was policy partners with Aislinn on the university debate team, plays the piano, French

Appearance: blonde hair, blue eyes


ANIMALS

Duke Whiskers Tubbington the Third aka. Whiskey - Russian Blue cat

Personality: likes to cuddle

Leo - Australian Shepherd dog


My fanfiction account: https://www.fanfiction.net/stripeddianthus

Wattpad account: http:///user/striped-dianthus

And because I'm such a cliche person, I have inspirational quotes! Such cheesiness... -_-

"You've gotta' dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt.
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth."
(And speak from the heart to be heard.)

- William W. Purkey

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them." - Henry David Thoreau


What Is Love?

In Math: A Problem.

In History: A War.

In Chemistry: A Reaction.

In Art: A Heart.

...In Me: You.


To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star
This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far
To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause
And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest
And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

- Liberace (The Impossible Dream)

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Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Universal Choking Sign by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
It was just that... Dorian Birch! He had a way of making me feel a little crazy. Like I had to take action somehow. Run away or pinch him or, well, flash him apparently. Sing in his band even if it was the last thing I ever thought I'd want to do. He was bound to be the death of me, one way or another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,971 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
On Being Carly by productofdreams reviews
My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,756 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010
Lovely, Dark and Deep by M. Forthe reviews
How did I end up in the woods in the middle of the night, stuck in a snowdrift with a broken leg? And what insanely bad luck is it that my rescuer is the most notorious man in America? We're talking the FBI's Most Wanted here...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,077 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Tug of War by AMessofPickles reviews
No Bennett boy could be so nice. No Bennett boy would flirt with a Grace girl. No Bennett boy could be so handsome. There was no possible way that he could belong to the enemy. I'd like to say that I regretted the day I ever flirted with him unknowingly, but I'd be lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,579 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
The Blind Date by Sleepless but not in Seattle reviews
Quinn Sinclair has been told that she is going to meet the perfect man tonight. All she has to do is walk up to a guy she has never met before and tell him that her best friend thinks they'd be perfect together. How hard could that be? ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Complete
Back in the Day, When Being Was Unbearably Light by SophieInPink reviews
She never thought she'd be the type of girl to end up in one of those oh so forbidden student-teacher relationships, yet here she is. But there's a twist: she's the teacher. And he is her defiant, charming, disarmingly attractive student. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
The Guy Next Door by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- I was in love with him... the frat boy... the guy who lived across the hall. But he would only talk with me when he was drunk; otherwise, he'd act like I didn't exist. Talk about being unlucky in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Then There Was You by S.J. Byrd reviews
With a nickname like Scary-Douche-Roommate-From-Hell, did Stacey really expect me to like this guy? Then, for some reason, I did. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,882 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Bad Luck by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- I woke up with gum in my hair, my paper only half done, with thirty minutes until my interview started for my first choice job. It stared pouring, I had no umbrella, there were no cabs and I broke my favorite pair of heels. The last thing I needed at this moment was for a cranky NYPD officer to search my bag while I watched the subway pull away from the station.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Complete
Shooting From the Hip by cu-kid reviews
She fell in love with him the minute she saw him. No. That wasn't true. She hated him the instant he opened his mouth. That, at least, might have been a little more accurate. For the most part, anyway...*Judge's Pick Best Drama, SKoW Round 12
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,014 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Again by justmaybe reviews
It was the most marvelous word he had ever heard. Three part. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
Helping the Easter Bunny by DreamsOnlyLastForTheNight reviews
"Never in a million years would I have predicted that I would be helping resident bad boy Ethan Rogers paint bunny paw prints on children's driveways at three in the morning. This night was getting weirder and weirder." ONESHOT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
Once Upon A Waitress by Trade Winds reviews
Erin is doing just fine at her day job in a restaurant, when her childhood crush turns up unexpectedly for dinner. If only his eyes weren't quite so blue... [One Shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
The Myth by MadameLeQueen reviews
It was a myth that a leprechaun leaves a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. My granddad left a message for me to find this pot of gold, so I went to unearth the damn money and instead found the greatest gift God has ever made: a naked Irish man in a pond. And baby, he was definitely at the end of the rainbow. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
Super Rescue by Lenah. C reviews
"He's called Superman, and only a toy (he's an action figure) of the vainest kind would have a superlative as part of his name. He insulted my existence; I insulted his fashion sense. It was an unspoken oath of war."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2013
Waffle No More by Lenni reviews
Wendy the Waffle Girl is now Wendy the I-Couldn't-Give-a-Crap Waitress at a local Italian restaurant during the summer before college, and her quirky sarcasm seems to have caught the attention of cute coworker Vincent. He just might try to ask her out… but not if her wayward boyfriend Max has anything to say about it. /ONE SHOT & follow up to "Leggo My Ego"/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
Leggo My Ego by Lenni reviews
So, I threw a waffle at the biggest asshole in the school. He would have walked off without incident, but I just had to ask him, "Would you like some syrup with that?" ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Falling Out of Like by Lenni reviews
What does it feel like to "fall out of like"? Does it feel like dropping off the Empire State Building? Does your heart plummet like your body does, shattering into a million broken pieces as it hits the asphalt below? Or is it like a stake to a heart – the end to an immortal feeling? ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
The Coffee Man by IncapableDreams reviews
One-shot. He came in once a week on Friday and would always order a small cup of coffee to go. Somehow, out of all the other customers, he was the only one I found fascinating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
That Picture Perfect Kind by justmaybe reviews
One Shot. Who knew that the embarrassingly awkward photo of me dressed as Tinker Bell would lead to the best worst first date ever?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
The Cupcake Slut by most likely fried reviews
She's just the sweet girl who sells cupcakes. He's just the charming guy who buys them. She has a crush. He has something up his sleeve. Pure, unadulterated, happy, non-dramatic fluff. rated M for some language and some, yknow. Some eventual schmex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,043 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Makeup Lessons by LoverofBach reviews
Goth/Cheerleader cliche. Kate, the varsity cheer captain can do back-flips but has no idea how to put on makeup. But maybe a hot, eyeliner wearing goth can fix that...ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
When in Amsterdam by ALittleBitCrazy reviews
When in Amsterdam, do as the Amsterdammers do, right? Right...or get run over by an extremely attractive Dutchman on a bicycle, like I did. Either way, it's going to be interesting. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
The Girl's Guide To Finding A Prince Charming by xemeraldeyesx reviews
"Wait, you're Prince Charming's brother?" I asked incredulously. Now that I knew, I realised he did have the exact same blue eyes as his brother. "What's your name then? Prince Handsome?" Rewritten. Finished.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,599 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Airports by justmaybe reviews
One Shot. Elizabeth was a pre-med student and secret history nerd who didn't believe in fate, but she's starting to rethink that when she keeps running into the same guy at all these airports.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Taking matters into your own hands by surprise butt secks reviews
He didn't want anyone to know about us because he was the big bad business man. I had had enough and just wanted someone who wouldn't be humiliated of me. ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Anatomy by Waialae Firefly reviews
Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,865 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Suicide Hot Line by lasairione reviews
-“Suicide hot line, how can I help you?” He answered, still roaming the internet for stuff to do. “By concentrating more.” The girl replied and he smiled. It’s the brat again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,698 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Let You Know That I've Let Go by pugnaciouspenguin reviews
I've finally, finally gotten you out of my heart - and I thought I'd let you know. This time, my hand's not shaking and the ink's not smearing - and you're no longer shaking my world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Facebook Official by dear-llama reviews
(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Lady and the Gigolo? by New King on the Block reviews
“What do you do?” I bit my lip, keeping my speech to a minimum. He hesitated, which was funny because normally hot people never hesitated. "I'm an entertainer." Story of an Librarian and a Male Escort.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Half Your Age Plus Seven by Measuremylifeincoffeespoons reviews
What was that rule again? Half your age plus seven? You can’t go below that. If I’m 18, half is 9. Crap, where's my calculator? Okay, 9 plus 7 is 16…and he is 15. 15.5! I mean, should I round up? Or not? What’s six months? That should be fine..ah, hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,003 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Ink Smears by pugnaciouspenguin reviews
Every thing I have to say to you is in this letter. I'm sorry that it's messy, and I'm sorry that the ink's smearing, but my hands are shaking just as bad as my world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Art of Movie Making by TuneOut reviews
He was the new star of Hollywood. She was the industry veteran. They were the duo that burned so bright that when they burst, it was like a perfect Oscar movie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,134 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Summer of LOVE by spaghetti reviews
The staff at Lakeshore Manor Heritage House fall, slowly but surely, into sexual frustration--er, I mean, love. Four-shot. Part four: "You might want to put on a shirt. And also pants. I feel like this is a conversation that requires being fully clothed."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,277 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Hey, Babe by theyStoleMyPenName reviews
Babe. That’s all he ever calls me now. Like I’m just another chick to him. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Sadie by Pinkamoo reviews
His fingers curl around the zip and pull it up slowly, delicately, as if he were zipping up a princess’s dress, and not some clumsy git’s who just turned over a pile of shawls upon herself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Lollygag by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
. word of the day series One Shot. Ben delivered a gym membership to her house. Lucy, the I've-never-exercised-in-my-life girl, pretended to not be home. A match made in heaven?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
2:47 by MandyRenae reviews
It all started with a pick up line... "Can you tell me what time it is?" She looked at her watch. "2:47, why?" "Well, don't you want to remember the time we met forever?"... Who knew it would turn out to be so much more...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Turbulence by sunshinedoll reviews
Note to self: If you hate flying, don’t sit next to a ridiculous cute boy with a hitched smile, a freckled face, and an obnoxious laugh… especially if it’s a boy you dropped a suitcase on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Adam: The Irritating Paramedic by The Cheerio reviews
One Shot. This is what i get for being heroic. A gaping bleeding hole. And an annoying paramedic that's supposed to be saving my life. Well, at least he's sexy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Losing Isn't All That Bad by EruptingFender9 reviews
So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Mad for Figs reviews
[ONE SHOT] I was the loser university student who still sat on Santa's lap at the mall. How was I supposed to know Santa was my age this year? After all, isn't St. Nick supposed to be an old, jolly fat man?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
And all I wanted to do was play Videogames by Pinkamoo reviews
“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Peppermint Gum by Sour Lullaby reviews
[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
This will be enough by pixy-dizzy reviews
I will sleep on sunbaked roofs, I will remember that there is perfection in imperfect imperfection, I will find It. This I swear. [A collection]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Pulling the Plug by Jenina reviews
Please, don’t pull the plug on me yet. I’m trying as hard as I can. Really! The light is so strong, but your voice is stronger. I’m making my way there. Please don’t give up.' Decisions should never be made about who should die, but when forced to..
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Rednecks Drink Dr Pepper by Dart Gray reviews
My summer in an Oklahoma hick town looked pretty boring.. until I was caught with my shirt off.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
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Sunshine in a Bottle reviews
I've been good my whole life. Mostly. Okay, so I might have gotten angry and thrown a chair at a school mascot once, but it was justified. Really! So, please tell me what I did to deserve having an infuriating idiot, who has the deluded belief that he needs to "rescue" me all the time, following me around? In which fat cats, drunken ramblings, and basically all-around chaos ensues.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,969 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014
Loving You reviews
Because sometimes love isn't enough, and the only thing that you can do is let go.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
Die, Thy Foul Beast! reviews
"With one final blow to the evil overlord monster Matt, the heroic knight Andrea slayed the foul beast so that it would eternally burn in the flames of the underworld, never to rise again to torment the helpless villagers," he recited dryly. I winced inwardly. "Errr…" It was a good idea at the time okay? I never thought that Matt would actually read it! Who does that!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Complete
The Grasses Waving Above reviews
Death. What happens? The afterlife? Reincarnation? A black wave of nothingness? Well, I would love to know, but I seem to be unable to die properly. And now I'm wandering around as a ghost. Yeah. So not cool. Especially when there happens to be a rather cute boy who can apparently see me. Would have been nice to know before I made a fool of myself. I love my life. Err, death?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014