Destiny is a funny thing. Some people are born to mediocrity. Some people are destined for greatness before they can take their first breaths. Gwen has spent the majority of her life running from the twisted hands of fate, cursed to a life devoid of normality by her family's name. She should of ran faster. Destiny is a bitch.

I'm a simple guy. I live by four rules: eat, drink, sleep, and keep breathin'. I'm happiest when I've got hot food, strong drink, a couple of shiny guns, and a warm woman in my bunk at night. So how did my life get so complicated? I'll tell you how: I'm fallin' for the new hired gun. Problem is, she don't like me much. Wonder what I need to do to get into those pants of hers...

Some quotes and sayings that really get to your head. Expletives under control.

It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.

Oneshot. When a trip to the movies goes wrong, and Leah, a stubborn, firey redhead is stuck alone with her arrogantly levelheaded friend Simon for four hours, what will happen? My Christmas brain fart. And first oneshot.

COMPLETE Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.

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